Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 November 1884 — How She Kept Tally. [ARTICLE]

How She Kept Tally.

At the theater a party of two ladies and two gentlemen were seated in the orchestra chairs. At the end of the first act the two men arose and, forcing their way past their unwilling neighbors, strode up the aisle with a snort of satisfaction. One of the ladies turned to her companion and said: “I always know the number of drinks my husband has had When he comes home from the theater at night.” “Why, how can you tell?” demanded the other. - “Oh, I take the door checks out of his pockets, and multiply each check by three.”— Exchange. When everythin# else falls, Dr. Sage’s Ca tarrh Remedy cures The age at which many marry— the parsonage.—NewYorltStar.