Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1884 — There Shall Be No Alps. [ARTICLE]

There Shall Be No Alps.

When Napoleon talked of invading' Italy one of his officers said: ••But, sire, remember the Ah'S." To an ordinary man these would have seemed simply insurmountable, but. Napoleon responded eagerly: “There shall' be no Alps." So the famous Simpson Pass was • made. Disease, like a mountain, s a nds in the way of lame, fortune and honor to many,' who by Dr. I ierce’s “Golden Medical Discov- . ery " might be healed, and so the mountain would disappear. It is specific for all blood, chronic lung and liver diseases, such as consumption (which is scrofula of the lungs), pimples, blotches, eruptions, tumors, swellings, fever-sores and kindred complaints. Puck thinks that the mother-in-law is the speaker of the house. * • * Pii.K tumors cured in ten days, rupture in four weeks. Address, World a Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y. Si.ebp is very healthful. There is nobody who knows tlus better than the hired girl, especially in the morning.— Hochester Courier.