Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1884 — Indian Milk. [ARTICLE]

Indian Milk.

“I see, aw, that this is Indian milk, aw,” said a dude to a dairyman. “No, sir,” said the dairyman, “this is first-class cow’s milk, fresh from my farm. ” “I beg pardon, sir; I do, weally, aw. It looks, aw, like Indian milk.” “The dickens it does! What makes you call it Indian milk ?” “I—aw—welly, now, don’t it look like it was chalked, aw?” (Choctaw). —Paris Beacon.