Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 October 1884 — “No Physic, Sir, In Mine!” [ARTICLE]

“No Physic, Sir, In Mine!”

A good story comes from a boys' boardingschool In “Jersey." The diot was monotonous and coiistiputing. and the learned Principal decided to Introduce some old style physic in the apple-sauce, and await the happy results. Due bright ind. ihe smartest in school, discovered the secret mine In his sauce, and, pushing back Ids plate, shouted to the pedagogue, “No physic, sir, in mine. My dad told me 10 use nothin' but Dr. P erce's ‘Pieasaut Purgative Pellets,' and they are doing their duty like a charm!” They arc auti bilious, and purely vegetable. The man who thought he could live on the “milk ot human kindness” diod in the poorhouse, of dyspepsia. —Chicayn Eye. It’s no secret nostrum. Wc speak of Dr Pierce's Extract or Smart-Weed, composed of bast French Brandy, Smart-Weed, Jamaica Ginger, and Camphor Water, it euros cholera morbus, colic or cramps in stomach, diarrhuo, dysentery or bloody flux, and breaks up colds, fevers, and inflammatory attacks. Wiiy Is a buckwheat enko like a eaterpillar. Because it's the grub that makes the butter fly.