Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1884 — Page 7

“Frailty, Thy Name Is Woman.”

—Hamlet Th*t she is trail, often in body. “ Tis true, tia true 'tis a pity. And pity tis, tis tone. Dr. Pierce's “Favorite Prescription” Is the best restorative tonic for physical frailty in women, or female weaknesses or derangements. By druggists. Price reduced to one dollar. * The reason men never stop at one glass when taking whisky is because it is a cereal drink, aDd always has to be continued in the necks.

Wrecked Manhood.

Victims of youthful indiscretions suffering from nervous debility, lack of self-confi-dence, impaired memory, and kindred symptoms, should send three letter stamps for large .illustrated treatise, giving means of certain cure, with numerous testimonials. Address World's Dispensvy Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. A max that can be flattered it not necessarily a fool, but you can always make one of him.

Farmers, Try It!

Wells, Richardson & Co.’s Improved Butter Color will be found to be the only oil color that will not become rancid. Test it, and you will prove it. It will not color the buttermilk; it gives the brightest color of auy made, and is the strongest, and therefore the cheapest. There is no record that the children of Israel suffered with soft corns. This was cne of the missed-aches of Moses. - l - Druggists in malarial districts say that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is as much the standard remedy for female weaknesses as quinine is for the prevailing chills and fever. Scripture rendered In the prevailing fashion of speech: "The lady tempted me, and I did eat.”

How to Secure Health.

ScovHl’s Sarsaparilla and Stllllngla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, will restore perfect health to the physical organization. It la Indeed, a strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and has often provon itself to be tbs b«t blood purifier ever discovered, effects ually curing scrofula, syph'illtio disorders weakness of th# kidneys, erysipelas, malaria, all nervous disorders and debility, bilipm complaints, and all diseases indicating an impure condition of the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, etc. It corrects indigestion, especially when the complaint is of an exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen the vlgoi of the brain and nervous system.

"Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $2 and $2.60 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located In the center of the city, only one block from the UnioH Depot. Elevator; all appointments first-class.

H. W. HOYT,

A Wonderful Substance.

The results which are attending the administration by lb's. Markey & Palon, 1109 Girard st., Philn., of their rttnlizing remedy for chronic disease*, give new surprises to patients and physicians every day. If you have any uilmcut about which you are concorned, write for information about their treatment, it will be promptly sent.

Carbo-lines.

Earth brings the bitterness oi pain, Yet worth the crown of peace will gain; And thousands speak in accents fine The praises of our Carboline.

Menbman’s Peptonized Beep Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. Why suffer longer from Catarrh, HayFever, and cold in the Head? A sure cure is Ely’s Cream Balm. It is not aliquid orsnuff, and is easily applied. 50 cents. Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Sexual Debility, cured by “Wells’ Health Renewer.” sl. The Increasing sales of Plso’s Cure attest its claim os the best cough remedy. Bed-bugs, flies, roaches, ants, • rats, mice, cleared out by “ Rough on Rais.” 15c. Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is a certain euro tor that very obnoxious disease. • Stinging,irritation,inflammation,all kidney and urinary complaints, cured by “Buchu-Paiba." sl. The Frazer Axle Grease is the best and, intrinsically, the cheapest. “Rough on Pain." Quick cure for Colic, Crampß, Diarrhoea, Aches, Pains, Sprains, Headache.

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My son, when yon hear a man growling because Moody gets S2OO a week for preaching Christianity, yon will perceive that he never worries because Ingersoll gets S2OO a night for preaching atheism. Yon will observe that the man who is unutterably shocked because Francis Murphy is paid $l5O a week for temperance work seems to think it all right when the barkeeper takes in twice as much money in a single day. The laborer is worthy of his hire, my boy, and he is just as worthy of it in the pulpit as he is upon the stump. Is the man who is honestly trying to save your immortal soul worth less than the man who is only trying his level best to go to Congress. Isn’t Moody doing as good work as Ingersoll? Isn’t John B. Gongh as much a friend to humanity and society as the bartender? Do you want to get all the good in the world for nothing, so that you may be able to pay a high price for the bad? Bemember, my boy, the good things of this world are always the cheapest. Spring water costs less than com whisky; a box of cigars will buy two or three Bibles; a gallon of old brandy costs more than a barrel of flour; a “fullhand” at poker costs a man more in twenty minutes than his church subscription amounts to in three years; a State election costs more than a revival of religion; yon can sleep in a church every Sunday morning for nothing, if you are mean enough to beat your lodging in that way, but a nap in a Pullman costs yon $2 every time; 50 cents for the circus and a penny for the little ones tq put in the missionary box; $1 for the theater, and a pair of old trousers frayed at the ends, baggy at the knees, and utterly busted as to the dome, to the flood sufferers; the danoing lady who tries to wear the skirt of her dress under her arms and the waist around her knees and kicks her slipper clear over the orchestra chairs every night gets S6OO a week, and the city missionary gets SSOO a year; the horserace scoops in $2,000 the first day, and the church fair lasts a week, works twenty-five or thirty of the best women in America nearly to death, and comes out S4O in debt. Why, my boy, if you find yourself sneering or scoffing because once in a while you hear of a preacher getting a liyjng, or even a luxurious salary, or a temperance worker making money, go out in the dark and feel ashamed of yourself, and, if you don’t feel above kicking a mean man, kick yourself. Precious little, does religion and charity cost the old world, my boy, and when the money it does get is flung into its face, like a bone to a dog, the donor is not benefited by the gift, and thfe receiver is not, and certainly should not, be grateful. It is insulted.—Burlington Hawkeye.

Proprietor.

“Farewell, farewell, is a lonely word. And often brings a sigh, But give to me that dearer word That comes from the heart—good-by.” GOOD-BY —IT IS A GODSPEED. There is a hearty shake of the hand, a tremor of feeling in the fjiendly tones, but no hint of parting. They two are friends standing together on the deck of a ship that is outward bound. Both are on a journey—a voyage on unknown seas—the one who goes and the one who stays. Full of life, of hope for the future, there is no hint of sadness in the ringing good-by that seems the announcement of a bond of union rather than of separation, the assurance that come weal or come woe with them it will be well. It is the good-by of victory rather than that of defeat.

GOOD-BY—IT IS AN ADMONITION. The words sav plainly to these lovers: “Be true,” “remember me,” “until we meet again.” They may not salute each other as even strangers may do at parting. They must be oblivious to the ceremonies of even ordinary friendship. Their love is too new and sacred a thing to be brought out to the public gaze. They can only clasp each other’s hands and look into each other’s eyes and stammer one passionate, regretful, longing gjbod-by. “But the heart feels most when the lips move not And the eyes speak the gentle good-by I” GOOD-BY—IT IS A BENEDICTION. An aged couple are parting now. “Oh, when to meet again! ” They do not know that other eyes are upon them. They are alone with each other and God. There is a solemn, tremulous good-by. They have no word to say. Each knows what is in the heart of the other; distance cannot separate those two. “Our hearts ever answered in tune and in time, love. As octave to octave and rhyme unto rhyme, love.” GOOD BY —IT IS A PRAYER. God be with you! The words can have no other meaning for those whom death parts. They all have need of this prayer who are going out into that limitless future where farewells and good-bys are sounds unknown. Fold the pale hands, kiss the sealed lips and the marble brow. It is but one who cries out in passionate, pleading agony: “Good-by.” The voice of the other is mute. Dear traveler to the far-off country, God be with you!— M. Quad.

In the fall of the year, as the weather grows colder, the production of the normal leaves of trees is suddenly checked. They wither and fall off. Instead of them we find a close, compact cluster of scales, and within these a number of young leaves and sometimes flower buds. The scales are designed to protect the young leaves fropa the cold during winter; they are called hibernacula or winter quartern of the tender parts. Toward spring the growth of the inclosed leaves and buds is very rapid, so as to burst open their coverings and allow a speedy development of the floral organs. Hence most trees possessing scaly buds flower early in the spring of’the year. It may not be as well known, however, that it is not at all uncommon for the earlier flowering perennial herbs to possess hibernacula, or winter buds, containing the flowers of the following year: and that many of them owe the power of early developing their flowers to this fact. Perennial herbs, on the approach of winter, die down to the surface of the ground. The stem still remaining be-

Burdette’s Wisdom.

Good-By.

The Hibernacula of Herbs.

neath the earth is called the subterranean stem, and furnishes the buds from which the next year’s growth is developed. The winter buds of herbs consist of scales which owe their origin to different parts of leaves (blades, petioles), as in trees. They never attain the indurated character nor the resinous properties of scales in arboreal vegetation, but like them-are sufficiently protective to inclose the leaves and flowers of the following year and preserve them from the effects of a sudden change of weather. Unlike the hibernacula of trees, the inclosed parts begin to grow early in winter, and often break the bonds of their inclosures to develop and push their way up through the frozen soil. They are enabled to do this by the supplies of nourishment furnished by subterranean reservoirs in the shape of thickened stems or roots. The existence'ofßuch winter buds, containing the flower buds of the next season, is by no means rare.—Naturalist.

Our Telephone Girl.

All Bloomington, including the telephone girl, was soundly sleeping, when the alarm bell she had set to wake her went off at a terrible p&oe, and effectually did its work. The girl was not in the beßt of humor, any wav, and when she put her ear to the telephone and heard that somebody wanted to know the hour, she was mad enough to bite a caramel. The voice was that of a female, and ahe conjectured that the young lady at No. 47 was sitting up with a young man, so she switched on a woman who was talking to a saloon, and the answer was as follows: “It’s time you opened £he door and let my husband come home. You have had him there with you long enough, and if you don’t get him home inside of ten minutes, I am going to send a policeman down there to get him. I am not going to stand this much longer. I’ve been peeping in at the window several times to-night, and I’ve seen him setting ’em up to jou, and I don’t intend to put up with it any more. Now, you get George home in ten minutes, or I’U be down there and pull every hair out of your head!” George was the name of the young lady’s beau, and when the latter hung up the receiver and cried, “Oh, Geowdgel” the telephone girl knew she had spoiled the match, and was so gratified that she went to sleep, and slept so soundly that a house burned down while the owner was trying to give a fire alarm. —Through Mail.

What It Is to Get Hungry in Earnest.

Very few persons in this land of plenty know what real hunger is. They imagine a light craving for something to eat, or a little gnawing sensation iu the stomach, to be hunger. A soldier who spent the winter of ’63-’64 on Stringer Bidge, opposite Lookout Mountain, says he was hungry for three months, not a moment of which time he was not anxious for something to eat. They had three small crackers a day, what com they could steal from the starving mules, and a few half-ripe persimmons. One day word was brought to camp that a mule had mired in the mud on the Raccoon Mountain road, and had been killed. He and a numbers of others started in search of the carcass, with visions of mule steak before their eyes. On their arrival they found fully 200 men there who had come on the same errand. Of the mule there were only the hoofs left, two members of the “Hundred and Dutch” (One Hundred and Eighth Ohio) Regiment had just finished a hotly-contested fight for the tail. While they were fighting it was stolen, leaving them only their black eyes and bloody noses as4he result of their battle.—Pittsburgh Dispatch.

Was in the Ordnance.

Judge Sponge is a well-known gentleman at the national capital, and has retired practically from the' legal bar for the purpose of practicing at another style of bar. He has many notable characteristics, pre-eminent among them that of borrowing. He met Col. Shortstop on the block and solicited a small loan. He was refused, but suavely persisted with able promises of an early return of the money. “Oh, no! you can’t work your racket on me,” finally said the Colonel, impu dently. “I’m too old a soldier for that.” “You an old soldier ?” retorted the Judge, now rather irritated. “You’re called a ‘ Colonel,’ but you never smelt powder. You never were in the army at all.” “Oh, yes I was,” replied Shortstop, “and I’m in it now. I’m in the- ordnance corps, and, as yon see, perfectly bum-proof.” They parted—never to speak again.— Washington Hatchet.

The Innocence of Childhood.

“Ain’t you almost, boiled?” inquired a kid of a gentleman calling on her father and mother. “No little one, I can’t say that I am. On the contrary, I feel quite comfortable.” “That’s funny. I should* think yon would be.” “Why so, Daisy ?” “Oh, because I heard mamma say your wife kept you in hot water ail the time.” • ,

In one of the Philippine Islands it is customary, when a young fellow asks the old folks for their daughter, to send her into the woods at sunrise, and if the young fellow finds her before sunset she is his. If not, he forfeits all claim. The girl is given one hour the start. This gives her a fair chance, and she can use her own judgment about hiding after she gets m the woods. A remarkable botanical specimen is reported to exist in Pedur, India, in the form of a date-palm, which changes its position morning and evening. The tree is eleven feet in height, and in the afternoon is inclined so near the ground that children may plnck its frrnt from branches which in the morning are far above their reach. The Phytolacca Electrica, a plant lately discovered in Nicaragua, gives a shock to the hand when one attempts to break off a branch.

A TOUCHING INCIDENT.

▲ Young Girl’* Dementi*—How It Wh Occasioned—Some New and Start. lia( Truth*. The St Louis express, on the New York Central Boad, was crowded one evening recently, when at one of the way stations, an elderly gentleman, accompanied by a young lady, entered the cars and finally secured a seat As the conductor approached the pair, the young lady arose, and in a pleading voioe said: "Please, sir, don't let him carry me to the asylum. lam not craxy; lam a little tired, but not mad. Oh! no, indeed. Won’t you please have papa take me back hornet" Ihe conductor, accustomed though he was to all phased of humanity, looked with astonishment at the pair, as did the other passengers in their vicinity. A few words from the lather, however, sufficed, and the conductor passed on while the young lady turned her faoe to the window. The writer chanced to be seated just behind the old gentleman, and could not forego the desire to speak to him. With a sad face and a trembling voioe the father said: "My daughter has been attending the seminary in a distant town and was succeeding remarkably. Her natural qualities, together with a great ambition, placed her in the front ranks of the school, but she studied too closely, was not careful of her health, and her poor brain has been turned. lam taking her to a private asylum where we hope she will soon be better." At the next station the old man and his daughter left the cars, but the lnoldent, so suggestive of Shakspeare's Ophelia,awakened strange thoughts in the mind of the writer. It is an absolute fact that while the population ot America increased 80 per cent, during the decade between 1870 and 1880 the insanity increase was over one hundred and tAlr-ly-JU'e per cent, for the same period. Travelers by rail, by boat, or In carriages in any part of the land see large and elaborate buildings, and Inquire what they are. Insane asylums! Who builds them? Each State; every oounty; hundreds of private individuals, and in all oases their capacity is taxed to the utmost. Why? Because men, in business and the professions, women, at home or In and children fit school overtax their mental and nervous forces by work, worry and care. This brings about nervous disorders, indigestion and eventnally mania. It is not always trouble with the head that causes Insanity. It far oftener arises from evils in other parts of the body. The nervous system determines the status of the brain. Any one who has periodio headaches-; occasional dizziness; a dimness of vision; a ringing in the ears; a feverish head; frequent nausea or a sinking at the pit of the stomach, should take warning at onoe. The stomach and head are In direct sympathy, and if one be impaired the other can never be in order. Aoute dyspepsia causes more Insane suicides than any other known agenoy, and the man, woman or child whose stomach is deranged is not and oannot be safe from the coming on at any moment of mania in some one of its many terrible forms. The value of moderation’ and the imperative necessity of care in keeping the stomach right must therefore be olear to all. The least appearance of indigestion or mal asslmilatlon of food should be watohed as carefully as the first approach of an invading army. Many means have been advocated for meeting suoh attaoks, but all have heretofore been more or less defective. There can be little doubt, however, that for the purpose of regulating the stomach, toning it up to proper action, keeping its nerves in a normal condition, and purifying the blood, Warner's Tippecanoe The Host, excels all ancient or recent discoveries. It is absolutely pure and vegetable; it is certain to add vigor to adults, while it cannot by any possibility injure even a child. The fact that it was used in the days of the famous Harrison family is proof positive of its merit, as it has so thoroughly withstood the test of time. As a tonic and revivifler it is simply wonderful. It has relieved the agony of the stomach in thousands of cases; soothed the tired nerves; produced peaceful sleep, and averted the coming on of a mania more to be dreaded than death itself.

Fuss Finds Her Match.

Most of my readers are probably aware of the intense affection the majority of birds have for their young. I was a witness of an incident illustrative of this fact. It seems a young robin, unable to fly, had accidentally fallen from the nest. A cat, watching for just such a chance, attempted to catch it, but the old birds flew around the feline and chattered with so much vehemence that her attention was for a moment attracted elsewhere. The young robin tumbled through the grass a short distance from its enemy, but was pounced upon again. The parent birds, seeing that talk was of no avail, proceeded to use their bills and claws with so much effect that the small bird was rescued, and, though badly wounded, was returned to its nest. Pussy showed the marks of the scrimmage for a day or two afterward. —Hartford Sunday Journal.

All for 50 Cents.

Mr. E. C. Walker, Editor “Track and Road, ” The Spirit of the Times, New York, after an exhaustive interview with all leading horsemen, stablemen, sportsmen, drivers, and breeders of horses of the country, states that St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain cure, will do all that is claimed for it in the cure of aches, pains, and suffering in man and beast.

Will Women Carry Canes ?

Is the cane to be added to the umbrella and the broom, those special weapons of woman’s warfare? The field of the cane has usually been held by man alone, and whatever else a woman might, could, or would do, it has not been considered “womanly” for her, or perhaps she has had no desire, to carry a cane. But the times are changing, and now it is an occasional, though still not very frequent, sight, to see a woman in the streets of staid Boston daintily carrying a graceful little cane. Their numbers are increasing, too, and who can tell but a few months hence women’s hands.will be as well acquainted with the cane as they are now with the universal handbag?—Boston Globe.

Another Life Saved. About two years ago, a prominent citizen of Chicago was told by his physicians that he must die. They said his system was so debilitated that there was nothing left to build on. He made up his mind to try a “new departure.’’ He got some of Dr. Pierce's “Golden Medical Discovery” and took It according to directions. He began to improvo at onoe. He kept up the treatment for some months, and Is to-day a well man. He says the “Discovery” saved his life. What is the most unfortunate vegetable they could have on board a ship? A leek. Horsfbrd’s Add Phosphate FOR WAKEFULNESS. Dr. Wm. Clothier, Buffalo, N. Y., says: “ I Eroscribed it for a Catholic priest, who was a aid student, for wakefulness, extreme nervousness, etc. He reports great benefit. ’ ’ Girls look upon the engagement ring as a very promising aßalr.—Philadelphia vhronU clt-Hcrald. I recommend to those suffering with HayFever, Ely’s Cream Balm. I have tried nearly all the remedies and give this a decided preference. It gave me immediate relief.—o. T. Stephens, Hardware Merchant, Ithaca, N. Y.

DR. JOHN BULL’S Sii’sToDlcSpj FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE • Or CHILLS and FEVER, IND ILL MALARIAL OISEISES The proprietor of this celebrated modieine justly claims for it a superiority over all romodios ever offered to the public for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PEEXANBNT cure of Afue and Fever, or Chills and Fever, whether of short or long standing. He refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion that in no case whatever will it fitil to cure if the direotions are striotly followed and oarried out. In a great many oases a singls doss has been sufficient for a cure,-and whole families have been oured by a single bottle, with n perfeot restoration of the genenl health. It is, however, prudent, and in every case more oertain to ours, if its use is oontinued in smaller doses for a wssk or two after the disease has been oheoked, more espeoially in diffloult and longstanding eases. Usually this mtdloine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Bhould the patient, however, require u cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Toaio, n single dose of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufficient. BULL'S SARSAPARILLA is the old and reliable remedy for impurities of the blood and Scrofulous uffsoaons—the King of Bleed Purifiers. DR. JOHN BULL’S VEGETABLE WORM DESTROYER is prepared in the form of candy drops, attractive to the sight and pleasant to the taste. DR. JOHN BULL'S i SMITH’S TONIC SYRUP, BULL’S SARSAPARILLA, BULL’S WORM DEBTROYER, The Popular Remedies of the Day.

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PAIN. Fain is supposed to be the lot of us poor mortals, as inevitable as death, and liable at any time to come upon us. Therefore It Is important that remedial events should be St hand to lie used In an emergency, wheneve are made to feel the excruciating agonies of pain, or the depressing Influence of disease. Such a remedial agent exists in that old lieliable Family Remedy. PERRY DAVIB’ Pain-Killer It was the first and is the only permanent Pain Believer. ITS MEBITS ABE UNSUBPASSED. There i* nothing to equal it. In a few moment* it cures Colic, Cramps, Spasms, Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Flux, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. It Is fotmdto CUBE CHOLERA When all other Remedies fall. WHEN USED EXTERNALLY, AS A LINIMENT, nothing gives quicker ease in Burns, Cuts. Bruises, Sprains, Stings from Insects, and Scalds. It removes the lire, and the wound heals like ordinary sores. Those suffering with Rheumatism, Gout, or Neuralgia, If not s positive cure, they find the FAIN-KILLER gives them relief when no other remedy will. In sections of the country where FEVER AND AGUE Prevail! there la no remedy held In greater esteem. Persons traveling should keep it by them. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTB.

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Advertising Cheats!!! "It has become so common to begin am article in an elegant, interesting style. “Then run it into some advertisement that we avoid all such, “And simply call attention to the merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, hone6t terms as possible, “To induce people “To give them one Mai, which «o prove* their valne that they will never use anything; else. ” “The Remedy so favorably noticed in all the papers. Religious and secular, la “Having a large sale, and ia supplanting all other medicines. “There Is no denying the virtues of the Hop plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bitters have shown great shrewdness and ability * * * “In compounding a medicine who«e virtues are so palpable to every one's observation." Did She Die? “No! “She lingered and suffered along, pining; away all the time for years, ” “The doctors doing her no good;” “And at last was cured by this Hop Bitter* the papers say so much about.” • “Indeed! Indeed!” “ How thankful we should be for that medicine. " A Daughter’s Misery. “Eleven years our daughter suffered on m bed of misery, “From a complication of kidney, liver, rheumatic trouble and' Nervous debility, “Under the care of tho best physicians, “Who gave hej disease various names, “But no relief, "And now she is restored to us in good health by os simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had shunned for years beforeusing it"—The Parents. Father is Getting Well. “My daughters snj: “How much better father is since he used! Hop Bitters." “He is getting well after his long suffering from a disease declared incurable. ” “And we are so glad that he used your Bitters."—A Lady of Utica, N. Y. JGTNone genuine witbont a bunch ot green Hops on the white label. Hhun all the vile, poisonous stuff with “Hop" or “Hope" In their name.

CAIN Health andJHappiness. <? DO IS OTHERS <7&OT<r‘ £ SHE DONE. Are your Kidneys disordered? “Kidney Wort brought me from my grass, ss It „„ Are your nerves weak? “Kitmey Wort cured me from nervout weakness Ac..after I was not expected to livo."-Mr*. M. XI, U. Goodwin, Ed, Chrittiun Monitor, Cleveland, o. Have you Bright’S Disease? ‘‘Kidney-Wort cured me when my water was just like chalk and than like blood." Frank Wilson, Fsabody, Hu* „ Suffering from Diabetes ? "Kidney-Wort in tho most suecstafuj remedy I have ever unsi. Olv Vt. Have you Liver Complaint? "Kldney-Wort cured mo of chronle Liver Diseases after I brayed to die." Henry Ward, late CoL 00th Nat. Guard, N. Y. Is your Back lame and aohing? “Kidney-Wort, (X bottle) cured me when I wosso lame I had to roll out of bed." 0. M. Tailmage, Milwaukee, Wla Have you Kidney Disease? “Kidney-Wort made mo tomwilnHycr and kidneys after year* of unsuccessful doctoring. Its worth 819 a box."—Sam’l llodgoe, Wllliawutewn, West V*. Are you Constipated? "Kidney-Wort causes easy evacuations and cured me after 1C years use ofother medicines.” Nelson Fairchild, Bt~ Albans, Vt. Have you Malaria? "Kidney-Wort hoe done better than any other remeSr fhav Are you Bilious ? "Kidney-Wort has done metnoro good than any other remedy I havo ever taken." Mrs. J. X. Galloway, Elk Flat, Oregon. Are you tormented with Piles? “Kidney-Wort permanently cured me of bleeding piles. Dr. w. O. Kline recommended it to me,” Goo. B. Horst, Cashier M. Bank, Myoratown, Fa. Are you Rheumatism racked ? “Kidney-Wort cured me, after i was given up to die by Ladies, are you suffering? "Kidney-Wort cured me of peculiar troubles ot several years standing. Many frlonds use and praise it.” lira It Lamorcaux, Isle La Motte, Vt. If you would Banish Disease i and gain Health, Take

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