Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 August 1884 — Hadn’t Accused Him. [ARTICLE]

Hadn’t Accused Him.

Smith’s wife was not a very bright woman, but she sometimes said things which were worthy of a wit. One day, after doing or saying something s.lly, her husband snapped out: “Well, you are a little the worst I ever saw. ” “Why, what’s the master now? Have I done anything wrong?” “I should say so. You don’t know the difference between a horse and a donkey, I quite believe.” ; “I didn’t say you were a horse, did I?” she replied, meekly, and Smith said no more.