Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 July 1884 — Page 7

She Kind of Coaxed Him.

A large man, with a sad eye and an early purple tumor on the side of his head, came in and asked me if my name was Nye. I told him it was, and asked him to take a chair and spit on the stove a few times, and make himself entirely at home. He did so. After answering, in a loud and tremulous tone of voice, that we were having rather a backward spring, he produced a red cotton handkerchief, and took out of it a deed which he submitted to my ripe and logical legal mind. I asked him if that was his name that appeared in the body of the deed as a grantor. He said it was. I then asked him why his wife had not signed it, as it seemed to be the homestead, and her name appeared in the instrument with that of her husband, but her signature wasn’t at the foot, though his name was duly signed, witnessed, and acknowledged. “Well," said he, “there’s where the gazelle comes in.” He then took a bite off the corner of a plug of tobaoco about as big as a railroad land grant, and laid two S2O gold pieces on tbe desk near my arm. 1 took them and tapped them together like the cashier of the Bank of England, and, disguising my annoyance over the little episode, told him to go on. “Well,” said the large man, fondling the wen which nestled lovingly in his Titian hair, **my wife has conscientious scruples against signing that deed. We have been married a year now, but not actively for the past eleven months. I’m kind of ex-officio husband, as you might say. After we’d been married about a month a little incident occurred which made a riffle, as you might say, in our domestic tide. I was division master on the U. P., and one night I got an order to go down toward Sidney, and look at aU> idge. Of course, I couldn’t gpt back till the next evening. So I sighed and switched off to the Superintendent’s office, expecting to go over on No. 4, and look at the bridge. At the office they told me I needn’t go till Tuesday, so I strolled up town and got home about 9 o’clock, went in with a latch-key, just as a mututfl friend went out through the bed-room window, taking a sash that 1 paid $2 for. I didn’t care for the sash, because he left a pair of pantaloons worth sl2 and some silver in the pockets, but I thought it was such odd taste for a man to wear a sash without his uniform.

“Well, as 1 had documentary evidence against my wife, I told her she could take a vacation. She cried a good deal, but it didn’t count. I suffered a good deal, but tears did not avail. It takes a good deal of damp weather to float me out of my regular channel. She spent a night packing her troußseau, and in the morning she went away. Now I eould get a divorce and save all this trouble of getting her signature, but Td rather not tell this whole business in court, for the little woman seems to be trying to do better, and if it wasn’t for her blamed old hyena of a mother would get along tip-top. She’s living with her mother now, and if a lawyer would go to the girl and tell her how it is, and that I want to sell the property and want her signature, in place of getting a divorce, I believe she’d sign. Would you mind trying it?” I said if I could get time I would go over and talk with her and see what she said. So I did. I got along pretty well, too. I found the young woman at home, and told her the legal aspects of the case. She wouldn’t admit any of the charges, but after a long parleyagreed to execute the deed and save trouble. She came to my office an hour later, signed the instrument, I got two witnesses to the signature, and had just put the notarial seal on it when’ the girl’s mother came in. She asked her daughter if she had signed the deed and was told that she had. She said nothing, but smiled in a way that made my blood kun cold. If a woman were to smile on me that way every day I should certainly commit some great crime. I was just congratulating myself on the success of the business, and was looking at the two S2O gold pieces and trying to get ac quainteci with them, as it were, after the two women had gone away, Avhen they returned with the husband and son-in-law at the head of the procession. He looked pale and careworn to me. He asked me in a low voice if I had a deed there, executed By his wife. I said yes. He asked me if I would destroy it. I said I would. I would make deeds and tear them up all day at S4O apiece. I said I liked the conveyancing business very much, and if a client felt like having a grand warranty deed debauch, I was there to furnish tbe raw material.

I then tore up the deed and the two women went quietly away. After they had gone, my client, in an absentminded way, took out a large quid that had outlived it-i usefulness, laid it tenderly on the open page of Estev’s Pleadings, and said: “You doubtless think I am a singular organization, and that my ways are past finding out. I wish to ask you if I did right a moment ago.” Here he took out another S2O and put it under the paper weight, “When I went down stairs I met my mother-in-law. She always looke i to me like a firm woman, but I did not think she was so unswerving as she really was. She asired me in a low, musical voice to please destioy the deed, and then she took one of them Smith & Wesson automatio advance agents of death out from under her apron and kind of wheedled me into saying I would. Now, did Ido right? I want a candid, legal opinion, and I’m ready to pay for it. ” I said he did perfectly right. —Bill Nye.

Tea Saves Doctors’ Bills.

The Scientific American propounds and answers the questions: “Why is it that those who are sick or convalescing from sickness ask hr and relish a cup of tea? Why is it, again, that physicians will often recommend tea and forbid coffee? Plainly, the answer is because tea is the mo t wholesome beverage, and in th s respect excels coffee. But while the use of tea is increasing, there is oue class of the community who do not realize the advantages that tea offers them; and that class is the

very poor in purse, who regard tea as a luxury that they cannot afford, when, if they did but know it, they could not afford to do without tea. It is the general use of tea that will save many a doctors’ bill. It is tea that assists digestion, and it is tea that makes one’s beefsteak go further. In this respect it is a positive economy, and it is not always the lowest-priced article that is the cheapest. Quality in tea means strength and flavor, and it is much better and cheaper to buy good tea at a fair price than to get the very low in price; and it is good tea that the poor man wants.”

The Burglar’s Clever Love-Making.

One night not long ago the daughter of one of our best citizens was awakened by a noise in her room, and, upon sitting np, discovered a man disguised in a black mask standing beside her bed and calmly contemplating her features by the aid of a bull’s-eye lantern. "Don’tbe alarmed, miss,” he said; “I haven’t taken anything yet.” . “Bless me!” said the girl; "I do believe it’s a burglar.” “Of course it is,” said the housebreaker, with an ungratifying smile, as he lit a cigarette. “And lam proud of it.” “What do you want?” demanded the young lady. “Well, I did want to sample your jewelry case,” said the robber, “but you looked so all-fired pretty lying there with your auburn hair—just my style—that 1 couldn’t help waking you to see if you had dark eyes. I’m terribly fond of light hair and dark eyes, myself.” “Well, I have,” said the young lady, glancing at the mirror. “But I must look like a fright in this—this dress.” “On the contrary, white is very becoming to jou,” said the disciple of Jimmy Hope, tenderly. “By the way, are you engaged?” “That’s tollin'., ’’ said the girl. “No, but are you—honest Injun?” “Well, yes, I am—to a young lawyer; but I don’t care for him so Very much.” “He’s poor, isn’t he?” “Oh, awfully.” “Exactly; I thought as much. Now, my dear girl, don’t you know there is nothing in this love-in-a-cottage business? You don’t want to peg along nursing babies in some stuffy back room for the next ten years, do you ?” “N-n-n-o*” murmured the girl. “Then why not let this fellow Slide and take me? I’m pretty comfortably fixed. Business has been good this season, and our profits are large. Our firm is now running a tunnel under a Marysville Bank, and Fve got a fourth interest. Besides, I’m Secretary of the Burglars’Protective Association. What d’yer say ?” “Couldn’t we go abroad next summer?” asked the girl, thoughtfully. “Why, certainly. I expect to have to. Just think over the matter, and I’ll drop in some night later in the week. I know how to get in. ” And. shouldering his kit, the Secretary stepped out of the window and went off to open a jewelry store for an engagement ring. And the next day the young lawyer received back his letters and photograph. Our girls know on which side their bread is buttered, and you can b6t on it. —San Francisco Post.

An Evening’s Entertainment.

A correspondent, who is determined that her visitors shall have a good time, says: “What cau we do if we are tired of reading and music?” The natural inference is that she or her guests do not dance, or play whist, or “games of chance,” so called, but in which in reality the battle is to the swift and the race to the strong. This being the case, I know of no more delightful way to insure a pleasant evening than to play games with pencils and paper. You may need a little courage to introduce these games, but, believe me, you will be surprised at the happy results which will crown your efforts. First, try making poetry. Have a sufficient number of pencils provided, distribute them, and give four slips of paper to each person. Each must write one word on each slip. Collect them, mix thoroughly, and then afiow each person to draw out four slips, but do not let him see what the word is upon it until he has had it in his hand. It is then the duty of each one tb make a verse of poetry and include in it the four words thus drawn. Then each must read when all are done the verse that he has written. Do not excuse any one from it, for the most unpromising people often make the best rhymes. Then after this try writing poems on subjects, all writing on the same subject; or write epitaphs. Another funny exercise is to make conundrums, or when all are seated let one person whisper the name of an object to each one while qome one else goes around the room and whispers the name of some person, either a historical character, or an acquaintance; then each must tell why the person and the object are alike, or why they are unlike. Resemblances or differences may either be taken as an answer. Try these, or sonf6 of them, and you will be surprised to find out how quickwitted and bright some “young people of all ages” are. —New York livening Post.

Go Into the Woods for Fresh Air.

Go into the woods for revivification. Get away from the hard pavements, the stony buildings, the severe limits of the oity into the soft air and Mtmded outlines of the country. TW> woods are the fountain of youth, to pe ntfi, its held in dieck by stone Jttflfjl and narrow streMpkand to the memory, which carries One back to boyhood's days. The trees, the stumps, the prostrate trunks have not changed while you have been growing old. There is the same old seat in the oaken crotch, and the mossy bed where you used to lie in the shade and dream the summer afternoon away. The chipmunks are as festive as though the gray was not creeping into your locks, and the birds sing as sweetly as though it had been perpetual spring in the woods since you were there so many years ago. Ah, how all things grow old and gray but nature and her children.— South Bend Register.

A Bird Country.

That Guatemala, as the commencement of the narrowing land strip of North America, accommodates with homes a great many of the migratory birds, and that Buch a country, which in its tropical climate on the coasts, eternal spring in its middle elevation, and cold atmosphere on the heights, dotted by lakes and covered by a network of rivers, rivulets, brooks, and brooklets, and blessed with the fruits of both hot and cool temperatures, has many creatures peculiarly its own, needs no expatiation. The birds, for instance, encountered here are said to represent 600 species. There are no eagles, so to say, but three kinds of hawks, the same number of buzzards, or carrion crows, and six different marauders at night. The sparrow family is the dominant in the land, for it numbers 410 species. The calibri, or humming bird, is found in thirty-six species, belonging to twenty-eight genera. In the parrot family eight species are known as Auroras, all of brilliant and metallic plumage. The quetzal or qnesal, the most beautiful and striking of all the Guatemala birds, and which stands on top of the State’s escutcheon, forms a genus by itself. It inhabits the highest mountains, particularly in Varapaz, but that relentless tyrant, fashion, penetrates its craggy fastness, butchers it unmercifully, and ornaments her silly person with the borrowed plumage. Several hundred of them are thus slaughtered every year. Of the hooded parrots there are eight, while the common ones, called loros, are divided into fourteen species. Among the songsters the pitoreal, a small black bird living on bananas, plantains, and similar fruits, and resembling our catbird, is considered the finest, and called the nightingale of the country. In the gallinaceous order, one may mention the pau-jil, a magnificent wild creature, quail in make-up, turkey in size, and pheasant in color, with a long, slightly curved and round-pointed bill and a crest consisting of fine blue-black and white speckled feathers, of which the first is five and the last is three inches in length. When caught quite young it is easily tamed and contented in the poultry-yard, but in the first and second pairing season is sure to steal silently away into the wilderness. The turkey of the Cordilleras, called pavo de cacho is peculiar to the highest volcanic summits. Singularly, the turkey of Peten is confined to that region, and is of a distinct species. Of partridges and quails there are seven, and of pigeons seventeen species, not counting the sea-pigeons, waders, as the heron, crane, shite-poke, sandpiper, snipe, woodcock, curlew, widgeon, and rail or water hen, are believed to have more than two hundred and fifty species. There is also a variety among the webfooted birds. —Nashville American.

Religious Ballet Dancers.

I suppose every one remembers Emily and Betty Rigl when they danced in the Christmas ballet at the California Theater in the old days. At that time Joe Maguire, Walter * Campbell, and others used to sing in a sort of special Christmas chorus at the same theater—and what a beautiful chorus it was 1 On Sunday they used to sing in the church choir. One Sunday I reproached poor Joe Maguire with the crime of singing on the stage. In his gentle way he proceeded to justify himself, and told me, among other things, that Emily and Betty Bigl were the most religious women he had ever seen. They had their rosaries always with them; never failed to say a prayer or two between the acts, and always crossed themselves before a pas seul. I afterward heard some of the others tell the same story. I don’t object to a man saying a prayer before he goes out to cheat another man in a simple little business transaction. But for a pretty ballet dancer to invoke celestial aid, that she might rouse to greater rapture the bald heads in front, has always seemed to me like taking an undue advantage of one’s personal influence. —San Francisco Argonaut.

A Lover of the Antique.

Mrs. Limoges is very bric-a-brac in her tastes, but is not very ready to pay her bills. The other day the grocery man called. “Can I see Mrs. L. ?” he said to the servant. “What do you want?” “I’ve got a bill here for some groceries she bought last month.” “Only a month old?” asked the girl in surprise. “Ain’t that old enough?” “No, sir, it is not. Mrs. Limoges, I’d have you know, is a lover of the antique, and should she see a-bill only a month old she would have a fit of nervous prostration.” “Well, that beats the deuce. When shall I come ?”' “O, some time in the future. The older thdlbill gets the better; but don’t you ever dare to come around with any of those vulgar new bills that the stains of time have never touched,” and she slammed the door in his face.— Ex.

Catholic College.

Mr. J. D. Kingsley, Secretary Holy Cross College Gymnasium, Worcester, Mass., writes: “Every member of our club frankly admits that St. Jacobs Oil, the conqueror of pain, is the best cure they have ever used, and all speak of it in terms of the highest approbation. ” 60 cents a bottle. Oliver Wendell Holmes thus describes how he would have woman: “I would have a woman as true as death. At the first real lie, which works from y the.heart outward, she should be tenderly chloroformed into a better world, where she can have an angel for governess and feed on strange fruits, which shall make her all over again, even to her bones and her marrow.” A telegraph messenger boy in Chicago has been sent to an insane asylum. Several times when on an errand he had been seen to run. A tramp will not go away emptyhanded from the good man’s door—not if he can reaoh an overcoat from the hall rack. Why is it called strawberry shortcake, when it is the berries that are always short?— Bismarck Tribune.

THE STAGE-DRIYER’S STORY.

Huvr General Scott’s Life Was Saved and How His Driver Twice Escaped Death. The traveler of the present day, as he is hurried along by the lightning express, in its buffet ears and palace sleepers, seldom reverts in thought to the time when the stage coach and packet were the only means of communication between distant points. It is rare that one of the real old-time t tagedrivers is met with now-a-dayg, and when the writer recently ran across Fayetto Haskell, of Lockport, N. Y., he.felt like a bibliographer over the discovery of some rare volume of “forgotten lore.". Mr. Haskell, although one of the pioneers in stage driving (he formerly ran trem Lewiston to Niagara Falls and Buffalo, is hale and heart}’, and bids ia rto live for many years. Tho strange stories of hig early adventures would till a volume. At one time when going down a mountain near Lewiston with no le s a personage than Generat Scott as a passenger, the brakes gave way and the coach came on the heels of the wheel horses. The only remedy was to whip the leaders to a gallop. Gaining additional momentum with each revolution of the wheels, the coach swayed and pitched down the mountain side and into the streets of Lewiston. Straight ahead at the foot of the steep hill Lowed the Niagara River, towards which the four horses dashed, apparently to certain death. Yet the Arm hand never relaxed its hold, nor the clear brain its conception of what must be done in tho emergency. On dashed the horses until tho narrow dock was reached on tho river bank, when by a mosterly exhibition of nerve and daring, the coach was turned in scarce its own length, and the horses brought to a standstill before the pale lookers on could realize what had A purse was raised by General Scott and presented to Mr. Haskell with high compliments for his skill and bravery. Notwithstanding all his strength and hia robust constitution, the strain of continuous work and exposure proved too much for Mr. Haskell’s constitution. The constant jolting of the coach and tho necessarily crajnped position in which he wassobliged to sit contributed to this end, and at times bo was obliged to abandon driving altogether. Speaking of this period he said: “I found it almost impossible to sleep at night; my appetite left me entirely, and I had a tired feeling which I never knew before and could not account for.’’

“Did you give up driving entirely?” “No. I tried to keep up, but it was only with the greatest effort. This state of things continued for nearly twenty years until last October, when I went all to pieces.” “In what way?” “Oh, I doubled all up; could not walk without a ctmq, and was incapable of any effort or exertion. I had a oonstant desire to urinate both day and night, and, although I felt like passing a gallon every ten minutes, only a few drops could escape and they thick with sediment. Finally it ceased to how entirely, and I thought death was very near.” “What did you do then?” “What I should have done long before; listen to my wife. Under her advice I began a new treatment.” “And with what result?” “Wonderful. It unstopped tho closed passages, and, what was .still more wonderful, regulated the flow. The sediment vanished, my appetite returned, and I am now well, and good for twenty more years, wholly through the aid of Warner’s Safe Cure, that has done wonders for me as well as for so many others.” Mr. Haskell's experience is repeated every day In the lives of thousands of American men and women. An unknown evil is undermining the existence of an innumerable number, who do not realize the danger they are in until healtn has entirely departed, and death, perhaps, stares them in the face. To neglect such important matters is like drifting in the current of Niagara above tho Falls.

The Purpose of a Play.

Alexandre Dumas, in his preface to “L’Etrangere,” published in the sixth volume of his dramatic works, says that the dominant idea of that play is divorce. “If we had it in France,” he argues, “it would not be necessary to send to America for Clarkson to free the unhappy Catherine de Septmonts from her atrocious husband. When we attack a law on the stage it can only be by stage effects and generally without the particular law being even mentioned. The public must draw its own conclusions and say, ‘ln such a case as that the law is at fault.’” When a tea broker -fails, he injures his chest.

What a Nuisance,

After eating a well-cooked meal with a tolerable appetite, to be pestered with heartburn! la that your case, my dear sir or madam? If so, rectify the difficulty with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the national stomachic. It will put the stomach on good terms with its contents, and enable it to digest far more rapidly than carbonate of soda, or ginger, or any other carminative. Such post-prandial helps are ineffectual and injure the stomach. Not so the Bitters. Digestion is the proximate effect of its use. a function which could not be resumed without the disappearance of such symptoms as heartburn, flatulence and acidity of the stomach. Bilious subjects also derive speedy rel es from it. As a laxative it is effective and painless. Rheumatic sufferers testify to its good e lects, and as a diuretic it bears a high reputation. Languor and lassitude are succeeded by a feeling of vigorous energy when it Is resorted to. It quiets and strengthens the nerves, and a wineglassful swallowed before bed-time enables one to court sleep successfully. It also eradicates malarial poison from the system, A moving spectacle—a dude with an eyeglass. What can pass before the sun without making a shadow? The wind.

Wisely Adopted by Dairymen.

The adoption by most of the prominent dairymen and farmers of the l nited States of the improved Butter Color made by Weils, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt., is a proof of their wisdom in a business point of view. Nearly all winter butter is colored in order to make it marketable, and this color is the best, in regard to purify, strength, permanence, and perfection of tint. What tradesman most resembles aiv Iron 4og? A tinker (tin-cur).

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Another Life Saved.

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"Put up” at the Gault House.

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A Wonderful Remedy.

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DR. JOHN BULL’S SmiffsToieSyri FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES The proprietor of thia celebrated medicine justly olaima for it a auperiority over all remedies ever offered to the public for the SAFE, CERT AIR, SPEEDY and FEBMANENT onro of Agno and Fever, or Chills and Fever, whether of short or long standing. Ho refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to tho truth of the assertion that in no case whatever will it fail to onro if tho directions are striotly followed and carried ont. In a great many oaeea a single dote has been anffioient for a onro, and whole families have beenonredby a tingle bottle, with a perfect restoration of the general health. It ia, however, prudent, ana in every case more certain to oure, if its use it oontinned in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease has been oheoked, more especially la difflonlt and long-standing eases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to hoop tho bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, require a oathartie medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonio, a single dose of BULL’S VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufficient. BULL’S SABSAPABILLA is the old and reliable remedy for impurities of the blood and Serofhloua affection#—the King of Blood Purifiers. DB. JOHN BULL’S VEGETABLE WOBM DESTBOYEB is prepared in the form of candy drops, attractive to the sight and pleasant to the taste.

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MODERN SUR6ERY Amputation Within Three Inches off the Hip Joint I —Decovery Due so tho Wee of Dr. Kennedy** Favorite Kennedy (Bendout, H. T.) Money is the universal necessity, and none but • cynic or a fool will affect to despite it.. Mr. Abram Ellsworth, of Fort Ewen, Ulster County, N. Y„ bad realized this truth. His disease involved the whole of his thigh bone, and the suffering man looked forward, not without apparent reason, to death as hie only deliverer. His family physician refused to amputate the limb—aaaerting that the operation would kill the,j>etleut on the spot Dr. David Kennedy, of RondouL N. Y., who was consulted, held a different opinion, and amputated the limb. The Doctor then administered freely his great Blood medicine, FAVORITE REMEDY, to afford tone and strength to the system, to prevent the return of the disease, and Mr. Ellsworth remains to thia day in the bloom of health. This gentleman’s disease was the offspring of fool blood, uftd Dr. David Kennedy’s FAVORITE REMEDY purified the blood and restored to him the power once more to enjoy hia life. Are you suffering from any disease traceable to the same cause? Try FAVORITE REMEDY. Your druggist has it. One dollar a bottle. Bear in mind the proprietor's name and address: Dr. David Kennedy, Boudout, Now Yorit. PAIM. Pain is supposed to be the Jot of us poor mortals, as inevitable us death, end liable at any time toc-me upon us. Therefore it is important that remedial agents should b at hand to be used in an emergency, when we are made to feel the excruciating agonies of pain, or the deprt as in ' influence of disease. Kueh a remedial agent exists in that old Reliable Family Remedy, PERRY DAVIS’ Pain-Killer It wag the firgt and ig the only permanent Pain Believer. ITS MERITS ARE UNSURPASSED. There la nothing to equal It. In a few moments'll euros Colic, Cramps, Spaaing, Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Flax, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. It is found to CURE CHOLERA When all other Remedies fail. WHEN USED EXTERNALLY. AS A LINIMBTET, nothing gives quicker ease in Burns. time. Hiuises, Sprains, Stings from lnse-ts, and Scalds. It removes the fire, and the wound heal* like ordinary sores. Those suffering with Rheumatism, Gout, or Neuralgia, if not a positive care, they find the PAIN-KIIJLER gives them relief wbenHb other remedy will. In sections of the country whete FEVER AND AGUE Prevails there ia no remedy hold in greeter esteem. Persona traveling should keep it by them. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS. 4 A. J. COLLEGE Physicians & Surgeon? JtHinllH Ujiril Iliwi'inim iwnur Minor II jUiUSo IlilillNl * n * Suet lß **- Flnwl «nd Wot « WBte BMW IMlfaa.-b. lit. W a!! BH Jllil SI | l|llul iTOiitry. Ex purloined V sillily. M IBil “PM HplmklW CUnknl mlv.nl.gum For if iSSKwII lirtliU B HgH C.l.lmw. mMruu Fmr. I). A. K. ISO I SUlfr

BiGPAYTSr'terssi'faf. Sisson WONDERFUL CURES OF illy?] KjPNEI Diseases 0)^ AMD Q LiYER COMPLAINTS, ¥ Beeaase It sets on the LIVER, BOWELS and KIDNEYS at the same time. Because It Cleanses the system of the poison* ous humors that develops in Kidney end Urinary Diseases, Biliousness, Jaundice, Constipation. Piles, or in Uneumstlsm, Neuralgia, Nervous Disorders and all Vernal o Complaints. taraoLio proof or tma. TV WELL BTTEXLT CUBS CONSTIPATION, PILES, and RHEUMATISM, By causing VKEB ACTION of aU the organs end functions, thereby CLEANBING the BLOOD restoring the normal power to throw off disease. THOUSANDS OP OASES of the worst forms of these terrible diseases have been quickly relieved, and in » short time PERPEOTLY CURED. PRICE, *l. UqtTID Oil DRT, SOLD B 1 PBUOCISTB. Dry can be sent by moil. WELLS, BiCHABDSON Sc Co., Burlington, VL 8 Bud .tamp for Diary Almsoas lot US*.

1 mwm - irmlJ BAYmER *».a LATARRnhW m catarrh having ■pwTNnmpeculiar symptoms. It KKTC LY'S attended by an inVWffAM flamed condition of the-Cydy-r* Cl Inrr bniug membrane of the I .to I Id I nostrils, tour-duets and PHroSSSL* S’ “““ th 9, MLla\/ rrwr f, b! M An acrid mucus is serHAYrfcVtß fff S’ ** / e,, Sa^^ S Quent attacks of headC ’d Wßtory BU<l iD " Cream * Halm is a Vremedy founded on a 0 U.3A. I corrroct diagnosis of Mgy this disease and can b« fc|JP| r * I, FEVEw depended upon. 60c.. rair'sample bottle by nul ?oc. gists, Oweeo, N. Y, ; oat Arms. “ Brown’s Vegetable Catarrh Cure. A pure’y £► DC vegetable powder. Sure ore lor all cases of M tt catarrh. Cold in head, healsche, ulcerations 2 nf in nose. Carried in pocseVTof daily use. ,2 5 Bent by return ma.l ever where or e» elptof JO I" 60c, or »1 or large package. Address Browu jCB < tJ euno.M fr’s, 157 Dearborn street, Chicago. Ko T oat AHjißc. U.B.SIMBMIOL S TOTf JONES WA6ON SCALES, W WlMh# Iron Linn. Bt*.l U-.rin,.. bu, OP T»r* Boom and Bun Boa, bhghamto! 960 .ntf JONHS h» Jtofi th.fr.lcht—for fm* Erie* U.t in.oti-’O tht* pap*r ».A k * »darw. JOBCS OF BIMNANTtI. BiaghasitM. S.T. nun wkixinu to mvutiuou, v t please say you saw Ike adverUsotnetta U. this paper.