Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1884 — A Lover of the Antique. [ARTICLE]

A Lover of the Antique.

Miss Limoges is Terr bric-a-brac in her tastes, but is not very ready to pay her bills. The other day the grocery man called. “Can I see Mrs. L. ?* he said to the servant. “What do you -want?" “I’ve got a bill here for some groceries she bought last month.” “Only a month old?” asked the girl, in surprise. “Ain’t that old enough?” “No, sir, it is not. Mrs. Limoges, I’d have you know, is a lover of the antique, and should she see a bill only a a month old she would have a lit of nervous prostration.” “Well, that beats the deuoe. When, shall I come?” “Oh, some time in the future. The older the bill gets the better; but don’t you ever dare to come around with any of those vulgar new bills, that the stains of time have never touched,” and she slammed the door in his face. —Merchant Traveled'. Formkri.y weak, nervous,' dyspeptic, and debilitated individuals who found only disappointment in the various bitters andtecret quack nostrums, pieteuded kidney medicines, eto., are agreeably surprised to regain perfect liealth and strength of mind and body, and complete heart’s ease and freedom from aches tnd pains by the use of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It restores evory disordered function to a normal condition. Guns kick a good deal the same as men do with what’s in their breeohes.— Boston Star.