Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1884 — Page 7

The Hot Axle.

The express-train was flying from Cork to (*ueenstown; it was'going like sixty—that is, about sixty miles an hour. No sight of Irish Tillage to arrest our speed, no sign of break-down; and yet the train halted. We looked out of the window; saw the brakeman and a crowd of passengers gathering around the locomotive, and a dense siqoke arising. What was the matter? A hot axle! We were on the lightning-train fear Cleveland. We had no time to spare. If we stopped for a half-hour we should be greeted by the anathemas of a lecturing committee. We felt a sort of presentiment that we should be too late, when, to confirm it, the whistle blew, and the brakes fell, and the cry all along the train was, “What is the matter?” Answer, “A hot axle!” The wheels had been making too many revolutions in a minute: the car was on fire. It was a very difficult thing to put it out. Water and oil and sand and swabs were tried, and long detention caused, and a smoke that threatened flame down to end of the journey. I thought then, as I think now, that* is what is the matter of people everywhere. In this swift, “express,” American life, we go too fast for our endurance. We think ourselves getting on splendidly, when, in the midst of our successes, we come to a dead halt. What is the matter? The nerves or muscles or brains give out; we have made too many revolutions in an hour. A hot axle. Men make the mistake of working according to their opportunities, and not according to their capacity of endurance. “Can I run this train from Springfield to Boston at the rate of fifty miles an hour?” says an engineer. Yes. “Then I will run it, reckless of consequences!” Can Ibe a merchant, and a president of a bank, and a director in a life-insurance company, and a school-commissioner, and help edit a paper, and supervise the politics in our ward, and run for Congress ? “I can!” the man says to himself. The store drives him; the bank drives him; the school drives him; politics drive him. He takes all the scoldings and frets and exasperations of each position. Some day, at the height of the business season, he does not come to the store. From the most important meeting of the bank directors he is absent. In the excitement of the most important political canvass he fails to be at the place appointed. What is the matter ? His health is broken down; the train halts long before it gets to the station. A hot axle!

Literary men have great opportunities opening in this day. If they take all that open, they are dead men, or worse—living men who ought to be dead. The pen runs so easy when you have good ink and smooth paper, and an easy desk to write on, and the consciousness of an audience of one, two, or three hundred thousand readers. There are the religious newspapers through which you may preach, and the musical journals through which you may sing, and the agricultural periodicals through which you may plough, and family newspapers in which you may romp with the whole household around the evening stand. There are critiques to be written, and reviews to be indulged in, and poems to be chimed, and novels to be constructed. When out of a man’s pen he can shake recreation and friendship and usefulness and bread, he is apt to keep it shaking. So great are the invitations to literary work, that the professional meh of the day are overdone. They sit, faint and fagged out, on the verge of newspapers and books; each one does the work of three. And these men sit up late nights, and choke down chunks of meat without mastication, and scold their wives through irritability, and maul innocent authors, and run the physical machinery with a liver miserably given out The drivingshaft has gone fifty times a second. They stop at no station. The steamchest is hot and swollen. The brain and the digestion begin to smoke. Stop, ye flying quills! “Down brake!” A hot axle! Some of our young people have read—till they are crazed—of learned blacksmiths, who, at the forge conquered thirty languages; and of shoemakers, who, pounding sole-leather, got to be philosophers; and of milliners, who, while their customers were at the glass trying on their spring hats, wrote a volume of first-rate poems. The fact is, no blacksmith ought to be troubled with more than five languages; and, instead of shoemakers becoming philosophers, we would like to turn our surplus of philosophers into shoemakers; and the supply of poetry is so much greater than the demand, that we wish milliners would stick to their business. Extraordinary examples of work and endurance may do as much good. Because Napoleon slept only four hours a night, hundreds of students have tri„d the experiment; but, instead of Austerlitz and Saragossa, there came of it only a^sick-headache and a botch of recitatioh.— Rev. T. Be Witt Talmage.

“Without Earnestness.”

Without earnestness there is nothing to be done in life; yet even among the people whom we call men of culture but little earnestness is often to be found; in labors and employments, in arts, nay, even in recreations, they plant themselves, if I may say so, in attitude of self-defense; they live, as they read a heap of newspapers, only to be done with them. They remind one of that young Englishman at Borne, who told, with a contented air, one evening in some company, that “today he had dispatched six churches and two g dleries.” They wish to know and learn a multitude of things, and not sel lom those things with which they have the least concern; and they never see that hunger is not appeased by snapping at the air. When I become acquainted with a man my first inquiry is: With what does he occupy himself, and with what degree of perseveram e ? The answer regulates the interest L take in that man for' life.— Goethe. Adam Smith, a philosopher of olden times, defines necessaries of life to include only tho e commodities that are indispensable to our healthful support,

and those things the lack of which, among oreditable people of even the lowest class, is rendered indecent by the customs of the community. All other things he declares to be luxuries.

Communism.

The machinery of communism, like existing social machinery, has to be framed out of existing human nature; and the defects of existing ’human nature will generate in the one the same evils as in the other. The love of power, the selfishness, the injustice, the untruthfulness, which often in comparatively short times bring private organizations to disaster, will inevitably, where their effects accumulate from generation to generation, work evils far greater and less remediable; since, vast and complex and possessed of all the resources the administrative organization once developed and consolidated, they must become irresistible. And if there needs proof that the periodic exercise of electoral power would fail to prevent this, it suffices to instance the French Government, which, purely popular in origin, and subject from time to time to popular judgment, nevertheless tramples on the freedom of citizens to an extent which the English delegates to the late Trades Union Congress say “is a disgrace to, and an anomaly in, a republican nation. ” — Herbert Spencer, in the Contemporary Review.

A Clever Financier.

Out on the Northern Pacific there is a conductor running an accommodation train whose mode of adjusting his accounts with the company smack somewhat of the original. His passengers are generally of that class who get on at stations where no tickets are sold, but they always pay their fare to the conductor. It often transpires that the amounts thus collected aggregate a considerable sum. After going through the car and collecting the fares, this trusty railway man approaches the center of the coach and throws the money up above the bell-rope. One day a passenger inquired of the conductor what he did that for. The answer was that whatever money stuck to the bell-rope went to the company, and what fell on the floor he appropriated for his own use. “But why do you ask?” continued the candid “con.” “Oh, nothing, only that I am a ‘spotter’ for the company,” replied the inquisitive passenger. Carl Pretzel’s Weekly.

Why Not English?

Certain of our colleges make a parade of their learning by publishing their catalogues and official circulars in Latin. The graduates of Harvard in New York City have petitioned the college authorities to use English hereafter. In the commencement programme and quinquennial catalogue the names of the graduates now appear, as it were, in disguise, and are often unintelligible exoept to good Latin scholars. There was a time when Latin was the language of the learned world, ahd that was not many years ago. But we had no modem literature until Latin was discarded, and our best writers and thinkers make use of the language of every-day life. —Bemorest’s Monthly.

Ups and Downs of the Earth.

Geologists are now claiming that the Rocky Mountains have been raised to their present height by the action of heat under them, while in parts where the earth is cooling most rapidly it is sinking. Off the coast of Florida the coast survey operations have brought up from the bottom of the deep sea the remains of animals that lived ages upon ages ago in the bottoms of rivers or upon land. The evidence that they were not washed out to sea is abundant. In the English Channel, hundreds of feet deep, were iound rich stores of mammoth ivory. The animals had died where the remains were found long before there was any water there.

Not for His Approval.

“I didn’t like your prayer very much this morning,” said a deacon to the minister. “No?” answered the minister. “And what was the matter with it?” “Well, in the first place, it was too long, and, aside from this, it contained two or three expressions which I thought were scarcely warranted.” “I am sorry, deacon,” the good man responded, “but it might be well to bear in mind that the prayer wasn’t addressed to you."— Philadelphia Call.

His Torsion of the Law.

“I say, boss,” remarked an old darky, “could yer loan an ole man a quarter ob a dollar?” “Why, uncle, you owe me 50 cents now.” “No, I don’t, boss.” “Have you forgotten that you borrowed 50 cents of me several years ago, and have never returned it?” “I habn’t forgot it, boss, but I don’ owe yer nothin’. Dat debt hab transpired by de statur ob limitations.”— Philadelphia Call.

The Photograph Album.

“Sweetheart, that rich uncle of yours is not so very old.” “I know, but he’s always ill.” “Still he may live for many, many years." “Darling (tenderly), don’t you believe in providence?” Mb. M. V. Wagnbb has betfn reelected Mayor of Battle CreelEjr' Mich., by a largely increased majority. Mr. Wagner is a public-spirited citizen, taking an ardent interest in the improvement of American stock. He is the owner of the celebrated horse “Black Cloud,” and the manager of the extensive works of the Voltaic Belt Co., at the city of which he has just been chosen Mayor. Robert Laikd Collier writes that “women who dress for church do not dress to please the Lord.” No one said they did. They usually dress to make some other women mad. Man is exhausted by a few hours of j delay; nature can wait, if need be, a million years. God is eternal and can w it for mm.—Prof. Swings

HER SECRET TROUBLES.

The Unknown Trials Which a Woman Endured Without Complaint—Why They Vanished. Near the close of ono of the most trying of the few hot days of the present year a pale, care-worn woman might have been seen at the window of her dwelling apparently in a condition of complete exhaustion. Her efforts to meet the accumulated duties of her household had been great but unsuccessful, while the care of a sick child, whose walls could even then be heard, was added to her otherwise overwhelming troubles. Nature had done much for her, and in her youthful days she had been not only beautiful but the possessor of health such as Is seldom seen. But home and family duties and the depressing cares which too often accompany them had proven greater than her splendid strength,and she felt at that moment not only that life was a burden but that death would be a grand relief. This is no unusual experience. It is, in foot, a most common, everyday occurrence, and a great prayer is constantly ascending from thousands of homes for deliverance from the deadly power which is enslaving so many wives, mothers, and And yet these duties of life must be met. No woman can aflord to turn aside from the proper care of her home and the ones who are committed to her care, although In doing these duties she may sacrifice her health, and possibly life itself. The experience of one who successfully overcame such trials, and yet retained health and all the blessings it brings. Is thus told by Rev. William Watson, Presiding Elder of the Methodist Episcopal Church, residing at Watertown, N. Y. He said: “My wife became completely run down through overwork and care of a sick member of our household, and I entertained serious apprehensions as to her future. She was lunguid, pale, utterly exhausted, without appetite, and in a complete state of physical decline. And yet she did not, could not, neglect her duties. I have seen her about the house, trying courageously to care lor the ones she loved when 1 could tell, from the lines upon her face, how much she was suffering. At times she would rally for a day or two and then fall back Into the state of nervous exhaustion she felt before. Her bead pained her frequently, her body was becoming bowed by pain, and all hope or enjoyment in life seemed departed. What to do we could not tell. I resolved, however, to bring back her life and vitality if possible, and to this end began to treat her myself. To my great relief her system has been toned up, ter strength restored, her health completely recovered, and wholly by the use of Warner's Tippecanoe, whloh I regard as the greatest tonic invlgorator and stomach remedy that has ever been discovered. 1 was led to use it the more readily as I had tested the health-restoring properties of Warner's Safe Cure in my own person, and I, therefore, knew that any remedy Mr. Warner might produco would be a valuable one. I have since recommended both Warner’s Tippecanoe and Warner's Safe Cure to many of my friends, and I know several Doctors of Divinity ns well as numerous laymen who are using both with great benefit.” If all the overworked and duty-driven women of America could know of the experience above-described, and act upon the same, there can be little doubt that much of the pain, and most of the depressing inlluenees of life, might bo avoided. Such truths are too valuable to remain unknown.

Rested Her Head.

There was a social gathering at a Bockland house the other evening, and among those present was a young man from Boston, who had come down for a season to rest his intellect, and daring the evening he cprraled a pretty girl in one corner of the room, and laid himself out to talk her dizzy and impress her with a becoming sense of his superior style. He rattled along for an hour or two about himself, the girl now and then improving a chance to pnt in a monosyllable, and the yonng man thought she was getting tolerably awed, when the father bore down on the pair and anxiously exclaimed: “See here, Maria, y6u must be careful—you really must. Bemember that you’ve been sick sot a fortnight, and the doctor said if you came here tonight you must make no effort at all—you must keep your head rested.” “Pa, dear,” returned the pretty girl demurely, “don’t worry. lam not exerting myself at all. 1 have been talking with Mr. Beacon. My head feels nicely rested.” And the young man from Boston soon after exensed himself, and went up-stairs into a dark room and leaned his head against a window pane and tried to think.— Rockland Courier.

English Trade Marks.

Mr. Edward Waters, Patent and Trade Marks office, 87 Bourke Street, Melbourne, Australia, writes : “One of my household suffered with toothache and rheumatism, and, after trying numerous other remedies without relief, tried St. Jacobs Oil. It was rubbed on the cheek and plugged in the tooth, and well rubbed in for rheumatism. In both cases the cure was immediate and complete, and in neither case has the pain returned. ”

He Clung to His ’Cello.

Charles Beade tells one tale of the romance of fiddle-dealing which is charming. There was a certain precious violoncello at Madrid. It was a genuine Straduarius. The local maker, one Orteago, had put in a new belly and sold it, keeping the old belly in his shop. M. Chanot, the best judge of violins left, now Tarisio is gone, lighted upon the old belly and bought it. Tarisio then discovered it, and pestered Chanot until he sold it for 1,000 francs, and told him where the remainder of the fiddle was to be found. The owner was persuaded to part with it for 4,000 francs, and Tarisio sailed exultant to Paris with the Spanish bass in a case. He never left it out of his sight* The pair were caught by a storm in the Bay of Biscay. The ship rolled; Tarisio clasped his bass tight and trembled. It was a terrible gale, and for one whole day they were in great danger. Tarisio spoke of it to me with a shudder. I will give you his real words, for they struck me at the time, and I have very often thought of them: “Ah, my poor Mr. Beade, the bass of Spain was all but lost!” —Musical World.

Exercise Caution

in eating and drinking, particularly if your bowels exhibit a tendency to become easily disordered. Don’t gorge, no mater how hungry, avoid excessive libations of water or other fluids, especially when over-heated, and take care to p-ovi le against an emergency with the fine specific for collo, chol rale pain, derang ment of the bowels, and biliousness, Hostetb r’s Stomach Bitters. Persons going for a jannt in the country, vis tors to sections where fever and ague is prevalent, maiiners, commercial travelers, etc., find it a most reliable safegua d aga'nst causes of disease existent in al, water, food, or tempe.a:ure. A complete and h athful revolution is brought about in the condition of a disor ered stomach and constipated bowels by this benignant alterative, which also oonnteracts a tendeucy to rheumatism and inactivity of the kidneys and bladder. Eminent medical practitioners bear voluntary tribute to its efficacy, and the truth and reasonableness o the claims made in tvs Itehalf receive constant oorroboration from many sources. Goal men are familiar with the weighs that are <*rk.— New Or Iron* Picayune.

A Lover of the Antique.

Miss Limoges is Terr bric-a-brac in her tastes, but is not very ready to pay her bills. The other day the grocery man called. “Can I see Mrs. L. ?* he said to the servant. “What do you -want?" “I’ve got a bill here for some groceries she bought last month.” “Only a month old?” asked the girl, in surprise. “Ain’t that old enough?” “No, sir, it is not. Mrs. Limoges, I’d have you know, is a lover of the antique, and should she see a bill only a a month old she would have a lit of nervous prostration.” “Well, that beats the deuoe. When, shall I come?” “Oh, some time in the future. The older the bill gets the better; but don’t you ever dare to come around with any of those vulgar new bills, that the stains of time have never touched,” and she slammed the door in his face. —Merchant Traveled'. Formkri.y weak, nervous,' dyspeptic, and debilitated individuals who found only disappointment in the various bitters andtecret quack nostrums, pieteuded kidney medicines, eto., are agreeably surprised to regain perfect liealth and strength of mind and body, and complete heart’s ease and freedom from aches tnd pains by the use of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It restores evory disordered function to a normal condition. Guns kick a good deal the same as men do with what’s in their breeohes.— Boston Star.

From Death's Door.

M. M. Devereaux, of lonia, Mich., was a sight to behold. He says: “1 had no action of the Kidneys and suffered terribly. My logs were as big as my body and my body as big us a barrel. The best doctors gavo me up. Finally I tried Kidney-Wort.. In four or flvo days a change came, in eight or ten days I was on my feet, and now I am completely cured. It was certainly a miracle.” All druggists keep Kidney-Wort, which is put up both in liquid and dry form. . Why has the shoemaker wonderful powers of endurance? Because he holds on to the last.

Butter Buyers

everywhere are refusing to take white, lardylooking butter except at "grease” prices. Consumers want nothing but glit-edged butter, and buyers therefore recommend their patrons to keep a uniform color throughout the year by using the improved Butter Color made by Wells, Itiohardson & Co., Burlington, Vt. It Is the only color that can bo relied on to never injure the buttor, and to always give the perfect color. Sold by druggists and merchants. Where there Is swill there is v/cigh in a hog pen.

Horsford’s Acid Phosphate

IN LIVER AND KIDNEY TROUBLES. Dr. O. G. Cilley, Boston, says: "I have used it with the most remarkable success in dyspepsia, and derangement of the liver and kidneys.’ ’_ Men wear light straw hats in summer because they are not felt. Simple and Perfect Dyes.— Nothing so simple and perfect for coloring as Diamond Dyes. Far bettor and cheaper than any other dye. 10c. Druggists sell them. Sample Card for 2c. stamp. Wells, Kichardson & Co., Burlington, Vt. “A friend is a second self," but some men wobble along without duplication. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound strengthens the stomach and kidneys and aids digestion. Is equally good for both sexes.

What She Knew About Fanning.

Puggles is greatly mashed on a yonng girl from the East who is visiting friends here. The other day he took her out for a drive and they passed a place where an old farmer was carting straw from an old stack and scattering it over his field to enrich it. “What is that he is doing?” said she. “Oh, he’s putting out straw in hia field,” replied Puggles. “Ah, me. So he’s planting straw, is he ? And in a few days he’ll raise these dear, delightful strawberries that you have in the West. "—Evansville Argus.

Remarkable Escape.

John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind., had a very narrow escape from death. This is his own story: "One year ago I was in the lost stages of consumption, bur best physicians gave my oase up. I finally got so low that our aoctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friend then purchased a bottle of Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs, which benefited me. I continued until lam now in perfect health, having used no other medicine."

Hon. Wm. D. Kelley, M. C.,

Judge Jos. R. Flanders, of New York, and T. S. Arthur, have been interviewed by a newspaper reporter as to their experience with Compound Oxygen. Their testimony to its curative action is clear and direct, and shows it to be the most wonderful vitalizing agent yet discovered. Copies of these remarkable interviews, and a Treatise on Compound Oxygen, will be mai ed free by L'rs. Starkey & Palen, 1109Girard st., Philadelphia.

We reoommend Ely’s Cream Balm where a cure for Catarrh is called for, and consider that we are doing: the public a service by making its virtues known to those afflicted with this loathsome disease, for which It is in most instances a perfect cure. Pack Bros., Duggiats, Grand Bapids, Mich. [Price 50 cents. See adv.J Th* medical properties of petroleum have long been known to the aborigines, and since Carlo Ine has become so well known as a hair restorer and dressing, petroleum takes front rank among the new remedies. 1 am cured of catarrh and deafness by Ely’s Oream Balm. My aunt was deaf in one ear. After using the Balm a few times, her hearing was restored. F. D. Morse, Insurance Broker, Elizabeth, N. J. Not a liquid or snuff. The short, hacking cough, which leads to consumption, is cured by Piso's Cure.

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“Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the lew price of S 3 and $2.60 per day at the Gault House, Chicar go, oorner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel Is located In the oenter of the city, only one block from the Unkm Depot. Elevator: all appointments first-class. H. W. Hoyt, Proprietor. Mensman’b Peptonized beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef oontsdning its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, foroe-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of peueral debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or aoute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.

The greatest good to the greatest number, is ths doctrine of every tiue patriot, and thus is the disideratum reached by tbe new specific, Athlophoros. Thousands of sufferers from rheumatic and neuralgic complaints attest the benefit they have derived from the use of this great remedy of disease. Price, $1 per bottle. If your druggist hasn’t it, ■end to Athlophoros Co.. 112 Wall St,, N. Y. Piso’s Cure for Consumption does not dry np a cough; it removes the oauae. ARE YOU AFRAID OF LIGHTNING ? Is your wile or daughter nervous? Conquer all nerve troubles with ZOAJAX. Only remedy for dread of lightning ever formulated; 20 years’ test. Keep in house of pocket. 23 rents by mail. Address ZOAJAX COMPANY 02 John Street. New York.

DR. JOHN BULL’S Srit’sToiiicSuf FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly olaima for it a euperiority over all rsmedioi ever offered to the pablio for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT oure of Ague and Fever, or Chilli and Fever, whether of ahort or long (tending. He refen to the entire Weatern and Southern country to bear him teatimony to the truth of the assertion that in no oaae whatever will it fail to oun if the directions are striotly followed and carried out. In a great many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a oure, and whole families have beenouredby a single bottle, with a perfect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, ana in every oase more certain to oure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease has been oheoked, more especially in diffioult and long-standing oases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should the patisnt, however, require a oathartio medioine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonio, a single dose of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY FILLS will be sufficient BULL’S SABSAPABILLA is the old and reliable remedy for impurities of the blood and Scrofulous affeotions—the King of Blood Purifiers. DB. JOHN BULL’S VEGETABLE WORM DESTROYER is prepared in the form of oandy drops, attractive to the sight and pleasant to the taste. DR. JOHN BULL’S SMITH’S TONIC SYRUP, BULL’S SARSAPARILLA, BULL’S WORM DESTROYER, The Popular Remedies of the Day. Principal Office, 881 Msln St., LOUISVILLE, KT. • ’ JqjC * • . LYDIA I. PINKHAM'B « VEGETABLE COMPOUND •••IBAPOSmVI cdrefor»»» • M All those painful Complaints • * and WoakneMM so common* • •**•** to onr boat *•***• * FEMALE POPULATION. * • • 4 Prlretl UUqiM, pin *rlaMßC.fora. •p» purpose is tolflu for the legitimate healing of disease and the relief of rain, and that it dote ail it alatme to do, thousands of ladles can gladly testify. • •It will rare entirely all Orarian trouble*, Inflammation and Ulceration, Fading and Displacement*, and • It remote* Falntne**,flatulency, destroy* all era-ring for atlmulant*. and reuere* Weakness of the Stomach. It cures Bloating, Headache*, Nerrou* Proatratton, General Debility. Blceplesnnea*, Depression and Indl gestion. That feellngof beating down, earning pain, and backache, UaJ way* permanently cured by It* use. • Send (tamp to Lynn, Mas*., for pamphlet. Letter* ot STO mrntfrm «■ rt

PAIKT. Pain Is supposed to be the lot of ns poor mortals, »* inevitable as death, and liable at any time to com* upon us. Therefore it is Important that remedial agents should b- at hand to boused la an emergency* when we are made to feel the excruciating agonies of pain, or the deprewing influence of disease. Such a remedial agent exists in that old Rellsbl* Family Remedy, PERRY DAVIB’ Pain-Killer It was the first and is the only permanent Fain Reliefer. ITS MERITS ABE UNSURPASSED, There if nothing to equal it In a few momenta it cures Colic, Cramps, Spasms, Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Flax, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. It la found to CUBE CHOLERA When all other Remedlea fail. WHEN USED EXTERNALLY, AS A LINIMENT, nothing gives .Quicker ease in Burn*, Cuts. Bruises, Sprains. Stings from fuse ta. and Scalds. It removes the fire, and the wound heals like ordinary sores. Those suffering with Rheumatism, Gout, or Neuralgia, if not a positive cure, they find the PAIN-KILLER gives them relief when no other remedy will. In sections of the country where FEVER AND AGUE Prevails there Is noremedy held in greater esteem. Persons traveling should keep it by them. BQLD BY ALL ORUCCIBTS. I FARM Telegraphy, or Short-Hand and Type I *, Writing Hero. Situations lurolshod. In Address VALENTINE BROS., Janesville, tVis. f Thomas jp. Simpson, Wash- * I CHI O I lnvton, D.C. No pay a iked for patent until obtained. Write for Inventors’ tti ilde. AGENTS WANTED for the beet andfaateet-eelUng Pictorial Books and Bi lea. Prices reduced ® Ber cent Matiqkal Poblishiuo Co. Chicago, IIL kippers p«BTiuS!SiS3: Maas. iigirOnl ■"urnished upon short notice, at lowest prices and issy terms. Also ell kinds of p iper, cardboard and nvelope stock required in a printui* ofHce. 7 Send for Monthly Prlc'-LUt of Printiie Material ■id Paper Stock. Add ess CHICAGO NEWSPAPER QV 2TI ft 2TB Franklin Street Cuicago, 111. HttZHESS •ISTIN THH WORLD. WYEJlwIai BK Get the Genuine. Bold Everywhere.

STOKES IN THE KIDNEY Expelled by tbe Uee of Dr. David Kennedy’s Favorite Remedy f#r Hondout, If. V.), after Several AblePhysicians bad Failed* and tbe Patient was If early Ready to Abandon' Hope—Tbe Snbetsusce of a Long and. Grateful Letter. One of the most remarkable eases that has ever been brought to the notice of the public is that of Mr. J. B. Beach, of Stone Eidge, Ulster Co, N. Y. Mr. Beach had suffered since October 18th, 1874, from the presence of Calculus or Stone in tbe right Kidney. No leas than seven physician* were employed at diiferent times, to whom Mr. Beach paid hundreds of dollara for medical treatment, with only temporary relief. By the urgent sofidtationa of hla friends he wa» induced to try DB. DAVID KENNEDY’S FAVQBITB. REMEDY. He experienced a marked improvement from the first day he began to uae the medicine; on the 13th of September he voided a atone aa large an could be passed through the natural channel. Mr. Beach concludes a long letter to Dr. Kennedy by saying: "It will always afford me pleasure to recommend the FAVORITE REMEDY to those who may be suffering from difficulties of tbe Kidney* and Bladder, or any disorders arising from an impur* State of the blood."

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