Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 July 1884 — An Impudent Man. [ARTICLE]

An Impudent Man.

“Well, my dear,” said a man to the wife of his bosom, “shall I call for you, say, at 3 o’clock this afternoon?” “Call for me! Why, what for?” inquired his wife, in an evident tone of surprise. “To go to the milliner’s after a hat.” “After a hat! Why, hubby, didn’t we gfit a new hat for me only yesterday ? What on earth are yon talking about?” “Oh, I forgot, surely. Why, yes, so we did. I see it now very plainly. It is only every other day that you want a new hat. ” By stepping ont hastily and holding the door shut he managed to eeoape merited punishment.