Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 June 1884 — Not Appreciated. [ARTICLE]

Not Appreciated.

One night a policeman who was patrolling Grand Biver avenue and trying the doors of business houses came to a grocery and found the door unlocked and the key in the lock. He sprung the bolt, put the key in his pocket and sauntered on, and in the course of an hour he found opportunity to send word and the key to the proprietor. He didn’t expect any particular praise for his action, but he was hardly prepared for the storm which soon swooped upon him. The grocer himself, with battered hat, torn coat and two fingers bleeding, suddenly appeared before him and said: “If I’ve any influence in this town I’ll have you off the force inside of two days!” “Why, what’s the matter!" “Matter ? Ask me what’s the matter ? Oh! I’ll fix you!” “For what? For finding your store unlocked and sending the key to your house ?” “Yes, sir! I was down there hunting up mustard for a sick child at home, and what do you do bht lock me in and promenade off ?” “Is it possible?” “And there I’ve been for an hour or more, and would be yet if I hadn’t crawled through a cellar window! Oh! I’ll lay for you, old guardian of the peace!”— Detroit Free Press. Young man, remember that a friend is another self. The one needs the assistance of the other. If you have found a true friend be thou true to him, for ye know not at what hour that friend will prove himself to you a friend indeed.

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