Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 June 1884 — Page 7
Advice to Rascals.
It •would of course be a happy state of affairs if, when things go wrong, aggressors and aggrieved could get together, calmly reason and compromise in a spirit of justice. But that blissfxl era has never yet dawned upon the world, and, doubtless, never will. An attempt to administer justice without a reserve of physical force, to maintain a decree, if necessary, would be quite absurd. A law without a penalty is inoperative. Hence the wisdom of the theory that the majority should rule. In the United States it has been demonstrated that the people are quite capable of self-government. The majority may at times appear to be going at a reckless pace toward destruction, but, on summing up the results of a century’s experiment and experience, it is found thgjt this is, after all, the very best Government on the earth. It is, however, a fact that, at times bad men get to the front; that, somehow, the elections do not place the best candidates in the administrative positions; that the taxes increase; that in legislation the individual is overlooked and the corporation made stronger; that the police grow blind and villains thrive. The impression is vaguely made that the majority is vicious. But it is a wrong impression. The majority is not vicious. It may forget at times, and grow so absorbed in personal affairs as to become indifferent to the welfare of the body politic and calmly forego the work of overthrowing its oppressors. But wait! Suddenly the conviction flashes through the mind of the majority that it is growing helpless. It realizes that it is mocked at, and bantered. It finds the laws it has made, or allowed to be made, are twisted into cords to bind its own will. It finds its confidence abused. What does it do ? Whatever it does, it certainly does not wait. It wrecks, and wrecks at once. Such a wrecking was seen in Cincinnati some time ago. Jt was not a new thing in this country. The lesson of the hour is for the rascals to read. It is this: In all your schemes to rob the people or to defeat their purposes, do not make them feel they are growing helpless 1 Delude, if you will, but use every possible effort to maintain the delusion. Never laugh at the people nor taunt them with impotence. The majority of the inhabitants of any given community, barring the penitentiaries, are honest people. They may give you tether and rein now and then, but do not openly claim the mastery. There is nothing so terrible, so destructive, and, at times, so incon-
siderate as the wrath of a community of liberty-loving voters. The whisky dealers could long ago have checked the prohibition movement, which is gathering strength every year, if they had chesen to cheerfully obey the laws. It is doubtful if there is a majority of prohibitionists—on the plain issue of the morality of liquordrinking—in any State; but when the operation of certain laws, in any State, made to regulate the traffic, is annulled, simply because it may not be the pleasure of the liquor-sellers to obey, then prohibitionists spring up thicker than bees in a clover-field. The corporations which control certain staple supElies, essential to the comfort and welleing of the people, can move on without disturbance if they show a decent regard for the interests es their customers from whom they receive their franchises. The people at large do not object to large individual wealth, per se, acquired by the members of the corporations. But when these corporations dare to show a disposition to oxtort, or to compel, or to override, or to turn the deaf ear, or to drown complaints in the jingle of purses, they do so at their peril. The people are very much disposed to play fairly, but when they find the game is not fairly conducted, they will use means to restore fairness, which, if desperate, are nevertheless effective.
The people have a dead-line. As the lesson of the hour is thus perceived to be that the rascals are only secure so long as the people are not made aware of their helplessness, it follows that the country is pretty safe, and that those who have invested in the bonds of the Government need have no fear but that the interest will be regularly paid. This is a fair deduction for the reason that scoundrels invariably overdo themselves and the people then come to the rescue. Lynch law is not always an expression of the popular will; but sometimes it is, and when it is—as it is sure to be on occasions when the very life of the Government is threatened —it is an indication of a general sentiment that the majority must, according to the theory of the fathers, rule. Lynch law, it may be said, in order to prevent misconception, does not always take the form of midnight hangings or heedless destruction cf property. It crops out in other ways quite as often, sometimes through Congressional enactments; sometimes through a precedent-ignoring Judge.— <?. C. Matthews, in the Current.
Is the English Sparrow a Nuisance?
The English sparrow was introduced into this country about twelve years ago, and the advent was celebrated by William Cullent Bryant in one of his sweetest songs. The birds, strange to our land, were first let loose in our Sitka in the vicinity of New York and rooklyn, and were carefully looked after by the authorities. Much was expected of them in the way of destroying noxious insects, more especially those that injure fruit and trees and shrubs cultivated for ornament. The little birds did not accomplish all they were expected to do, and many people were disappointed. Some people thought they should restrict their diet to insects during the summer, should cat nothing but the seeds of weeds during the fall,' and that they should hibernate after the manner of reptiles during the colder portions of the year. Because the birds were not able to do all these things, many were disgusted with them. In some parts of the country war was declared against them, and thousands were destroyed. All kinds of accusations were brought against these birds. They were accused of eating fruit, fighting, driving other birds away, and of being dirty in their habits. Now all these charges may be made against nearly all of the small birds. Even the song birds that are kept in
parlors are not exempt from faults in these respects. English sparrows have not been the cause of driving other birds from large towns. None but partially domesticated birds will remain in town after the air becomes foul with coal smoke, and the noise of steam whistles become general. People who live in large cities have the choice between the English sparrows or no birds at all— Chicago Times.
Chewing Gum.
“Did you know that nearly threequarters of the chewing gum that tires the jaws of the rising generation in the United States is now made from petroleum?” said a manufacturing confectioner to a reporter. The reporter did not know it. “Oh, yes,” said the confectioner. “Petroleum first knocked the spots off the whale oil business of New England, and now it is clipping into its spruce and tamarack gum industry at a fearful rate. Here’s a lump of petroleum we have just received.” The confectioner slapped his hand on a large oblong block that resembled a block of marble. “A few days ago,” said he, “that came out of the ground in Pennsylvania a dirty, greenish-brown fluid, with a smell that would knock an ox down. The oil refiners took it and put it through a lot of chemical processes that I don’t know anything about, and, after taking out a large percentage of kerosene, a good share of naptha, considerable benzine, a cart-load or so of tar, and a number of other things, with names longer than the alphabet, left us this mass of nice, clean wax. There isn’t any taste to it, and no more smell to it than there is to a china plate. We will tike this lump, cut it up, and melt it in boilers. Th : s piece weighs about two hundred pounds. We add thirty pounds of cheap sugar to it and flavor it with vanilla, Wintergreen, peppermint, or any pleasant essential oil. Then we turn it out on a marble table and cut it into all shapes with dies. After it is wrapped in oiled tissue paper and packed in boxes it is ready for the market. You can imagine that somebody is chewing gum in this country when I tell you that a lump like this one will make 10,000 penny cakes, and we use up one every week. There are dozens of manufactories using almost as much wax as we do. I believe this petroleum chewing gum, if honestly made, is perfectly harmless, and that is more than can be said of some of the gums made from the juices of trees, especially the imported article.” —New York Sun.
Detective Ham Best.
“By the way, while I’m at it I might as well tell you an old story that illustrates the detective powers of Ham Best. Years ago it created quite a stir in St. Louis. One of the banks had occasion to send a lot of gold to a bank in Hartford. This was before the war. The route East was then by way of Chicago. Well, when the gold arrived at the place of destination the Hartford bank discovered that the box had been opened and some hundreds of gold had been scraped from the top. Complaint was made to the express company and Best was called in. His first move was to get the names of the men on the run between St. Louis and Hartford, and to learn as much as possible about their past business, what they had been engaged at, etc. In less than no time he exonerated every agent between Chicago and the East. “The robbery was committed west of Chicago, and I think I have the man,’ said Ham. He got leave to travel on the express car with the suspected man, having the opened box in his possession. All went along amicably till the agent produced a small hammer, which he remarked was quite handy at times. Best at once brought forth the box and asked Mr. Agent if he would not be kind enough to fit that hammer to a dent in the side of the box. The fellow stammered and turned pale, but complied. It fitted like the paper on the wall. He had found his man. This small dent in the box was the only tning to indicate that the box had been opened. No one but an expert could have done it. In running over the former occupations of the various agents Best had found that the man in question was the only one of the number who had previously been a carpenter, and hence the only one likely to know that you can pry open a wooden box with a wooden wedge, and leave no marks. The unfortunate slip of his hammer furnished the connecting link. —St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
How Poker was Saved in the West.
Poker was the glory of California, and of San Francisco in particular. To endeavor to regulate this great game so that it should have rules that could be pointed to as official interpretations of the mysteries surrounding it, official action became necessary, because the untrained minds of amateurs were beginning to get very much muddled over the values of different hands, and there was danger that the confusion would increase, and a hopeless corruption of the great game result, if prompt action were not taken. In 1874, however, San Francisco arose to the occasion, and, through the board of supervisors, passed a law which forever put a stop to strife, and which saved the great game of poker from utter ruin. This law, which stands now on our statute book under the head of section 36, reads as follows:
“Every person who, at the game of ‘poker,’ or who, on betting on a hand of cards as a ‘poker hand,’ shall, by claim, pretense, or representation that three or four cards-of the same suit beat three aces, or three of any kind, obtain or take any money, personal property, or valuable thing, with intent to cheat and defraud, shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, and shall be punished accordingly. Since that day, when our board of supervisors laid down the law which should stand until time is no more, poker has been a scientific game, to which are brought great talents, great experience, great patience, and great skill. The board of supervisors saved poker from ruin.— San Francisco Bulletin. . Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them. —De Segur.
In the Stocks.
It is useful as well as amiable in the best of man to know how to enter into the feelings of the worst. Humanity, as well as the spirit of adventure, has sometimes made curious attempts to cultivate that sort of knowledge, and sometimes the experiments have been very amusing. Lord Camden, walking one day with his friend, Lord Dacre, through an English village, passed near the parish stocks and stopped to comment on the probable measure of suffering endured by culprits confined in that “penal machine.”
“ I don’t believe there is any physical pain in such a punishment,” says Judge Camden. “There is the humiliation, of course, but unless the rabble pelt the prisoner with brick-bats, the rest is nothing. ” “ Suppose you try it, and settle your doubts," answered Dacre. “I’ll do it!” exclaimed the Judge, and in a trice he was sitting on the ground with his feet fifteen inches above the level of his seat, and his ankles encircled by the hard wood. “Now, Dacre,” said he, "fasten the bolts and leave me for ten minutes. ”
Lord Dacre complied and left him, intending to saunter along the lane and return in ten minutes. But unfortunately he was an absent-minded man, and falling into one of his reveries as he walked, he forgot the stocks and his imprisoned friend.
In the meantime the Chief-Justice went through every torture of an agonizing punishment acute shootings along the confined limbs, aching in the feet, angry pulsations under the toes, violent cramps in the muscles and thighs, gnawing pain at the point where his person came in contact with the cold ground, pins and needles everywhere. Faintness, fever, giddiness, and raging thirst added their torments to his physical discomfort. He implored a peasant to liberate him, but the fellow answered with a shout of derision. He hailed a passing clergyman, and explained that he was not a culprit, but Lord Camden, Chief-Justice of the Common Pleas; but the clergyman passed on, muttering to himself, “Mad! mad with liquor! Droll, though, that a in the stocks should fancy himself a Chief-Justice!”
A farmer’s wife jogged by, and hearing him cry out that he was dying of thirst, gave him a juicy apple. She was the only one who showed him any pity. Everybody who saw him supposed the law was taking its course. The unhappy Judge sat there in the stocks, not “ten minutes,” but ten hours—and never mortal man more bitterly repented of a sportive freak than did he. No matter how he was released, or how he came to a settlement with Lord Dacre, but a circumstance some time afterward showed that he remembered his sufferings. At a trial in a suit for wrongful conviction and confinement in the stocks, he was on the bench. The plaintiff described the pain he had endured while undergoing his -unjust punishment, and the opposing counsel laughed at his statements. Lord Camden leaned forward and turned the lawyer’s merriment by asking him in a whisper: “Brother, were you ever in the stocks?” “Never, my lord,” said the astonished man. “Well, I have been there,” whispered the Chief-Justice, “and let me tell you, the agony is awful. ”
The H. 0. G.
“Why does this railroad traveler occupy two whole seats?” “Because he paid for only one. He wouldn’t think of paying for four rooms at a hotel in order to sleep in one bed, but it’s a different thing on a railroad car.” “Will some yeoman come along and give him his choice between contracting his limits and takinga scoot through the windo.v?” “Oh, no. Every yeoman has a whole seat to himself, and is satisfied.” “But he would give up one of the seats to a woman, wouldn’t he ?” * “If she was good-looking and welldressed he would get his hoofs off that other seat so fast that his back would ache for an hour. If she was middleaged, only fairly dressed and had the look of a woman who wouldn’t gulp down any taffy, he’d be sound asleep as she came down the aisle.— M. Quad.
Swell Cans.
Dr. J. G. Johnson contributes an article to the Sanitarium, upon poisoned canned goods. He says: “If a can is sound the head is sunk in. If the contents have commenced to decompose the head is bulged out Dishonest dealers buy these ‘ swells,’ as they are called, punch a hole in the heads, and put the cans in boiling wax to drive out the gases, after which they solder up the hole; that is to say, they repeat the process followed in canning. But cans so treated will have two solder holes instead of one. Buch cans, if purchased, should at once be sent to the Board of Health, along with the contents and the name of the grocer who sold them.”
A Ruinous Blockade.
The blockade of the Intestinal canal caused by constipation should be broken as speedily as possible, as it ruins the general health and bodily comfort But while relief is most desirable, it should not be attempted by the use of violent purgatives like calomel, podyphyllin pills, and salts and senna. These and like antiquated cathartics, which enlightenment has banished from the domain of rational medication, unduly relax the bowels, while Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters not only relieves, but invigorates the organs, besides regulating the stomach and liver, upon the health and activity of which' the regularity of the bowels is largely dependent. Moreover, as constipation tends to aggravate or beget other bodily disorders, it is of great moment to overcome them at the outset. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is not only specially adapted to its permanent removal, but is an Invaluable remedy for rheumatism, kidney, and bladder complaints, want of stamina and loss of appetite. Residents and visitants of fever and ague localities bear testimony, also, to its preventive and remedial properties.
The Summer Season.
“Good-by, Clara; glad to have met you. We leave for Newport next week. ” “So soon?” returned the banker’s daughter, sadly. “I’m affraid we shan’t be able to leave until—until —"but the words seemed to stick in her throat. “Whv, what’s the matter, Clara, dear? Until what?” “Until wo get papa out of jail.”—New York Truth.
In the Shade.
Hon. R. C. Payne, City Alderman, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, writes: “I have been a great sufferer with rheumatism for years and have tried every known remedy, including galvanic batteries and Turkish Baths. Finally I tried St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain cure, and can positively say it gave me instantaneous relief. It puts ail other remedies in the shade."
A Camping Outfit.
Novices preparing to camp out may find a hint of what is necessary for an outfit of advantage to them, and old frequenters of the camp may find their memories jogged on important points when they run their eyes over the following list made out by an experienced woodsman: One suit of heavy underclothes, extra pairs of drawers, stockings, loose shoes, and old pantaloons; one old heavy suit of clothes, the coat to have side pockets; old, soft hat, silk cap for camp; heavy flannel shirt, blanket, silver watch and key, overcoat, comb, tooth-brush, and jackknife, soap and towels. At 5-cent store: Tin plate and pint cup, table-knife, pewter fork, two common teaspoons, small pocket flash, one or more briarwood pipes, smoking tobacco, a few cigars—not many, watch case, joint Sole, extra tip; basket and strap, baitox, spoon and 100 feet spooh-line, coil silk line, two leaders, three dozen Kenie snood hooks, one case split shot, a few flies, not more than a dozen; matches, rubber coat, books.
Special from Waltham, Mass.
Fifteen hundred watches are now made daily at Waltham, and they are better in quality and lower in price than ever before.
John Marshall’s Nose.
After the unveiling of the Marshall statue several descendants of the great Chief Justice visited the Congressional Library. In the party were three granddaughters of Judge Marshall, one of whom distinctly remembered him. The librarian asked for her opinion of the likeness of the statue. She replied that the profile was an excellent likeness, that it could scarcely be better, but that the front view was not so good. “Has the artist taken any liberties?” asked Mr. Spofford. “Yes,” replied the lady, “he has made the nose an improvement upon the original.” She admitted that her grandfather had a pug nose.— Philadelphia Press.
In hundreds or instances where Hot Springs and other treatment failed to cure scrofula and blood disorders, the sufferer has sought and found a euro InJSr. Guysott s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It enriches the blood, strengthens the urinary and digestive organs, and quickly removes all indications of ill-health and blood disease, from a pimple to a running sore, front a headache to a rheumatic pain. Its superiority over all other blood purifiers and strengthening medicines is admitted by all who test its curative effect and influence. A medical writer says children need more wraps than adults. They naturally get more.
Horsford’s Acid Phosphate.
IN SEASICKNESS. S. 8. Parker, Wellington, Ohio, says: “While crossing Lake Erie, I gave it to some passengers who were seasick and it gave immediate relief.” When is the heart like a watchman? When it con Ones itself to its regular beat.
No lady need be without Mrs. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound because she is far distant from drug stores. The proprietors send it postage paid by mail from Lynn, Mass., In the form of lozenges or of pills; price Si per box. or six for >3. Send for the “ Guide to Health,” which gives full particulars. Would you hear a sweet and pleasing echo, speak sweetly and pleasantly yourself.
Lost Faith in Physicians.
There are Innumerable instances where cures have been effected by Scovlirs Sarsaparilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, for all diseases of the blood, when they had been given over by their physicians. It is one of the best remedies ever offered to the public, and as it is prepared with the greatest care, as a specific for certain diseases, it is no wonder that it should be more effectual than hastily written and carelessly prepared prescriptions. Take this medicine for all disorders arising from impure blood. It is indorsed by leading professional men.
Why Suffer Pain?
When by using the Compound Oxygen Treatment of Drs. Starkey & Palen, UOii Girard st., Philadelphia, the chances are all in favor of your getting relief; especially if the pain has its origin in nervous derangement. In Neuralgia, sick headache, and the various affections of which these are among the most dlstres <ing, this new treatment acts with remarkable promptness. Write for pamphlet giving information about this Treatment.
Carbo-lines.
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“Put up” at the Gault House.
The business man or tourist will find ftrrte class accommodations at the low price of $S and >2.60 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments first-class.
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