Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 June 1884 — Page 7

TOLD BY TELEGRAPH.

The Versatility of the More* Alphabet. Such is the adaptability of the Morse alphabet used in telegraphing that it can be communicated by the sense of hearing, taste, sight, or feeling. About twenty years ago Col. J. J. S. Wilson, of ISt. Louis, then an active telegraph superintendent, was on a tour in the southern part of Missouri It was a season of floods. Large portions of the country adjacent to the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers were inundated, and the wreckage had included the washing away of many miles of poles and wire. It became necessary to communicate with a point on the Missouri bank of the Mississippi River by telegraph. The fertile invention of Col. Wilson directed that a locomotive be run to the Illinois bank. Mounting the foot-board, he grasped the valve, and soon the shrill screams of the locomotive whistle were heard by the listening operators on the other shore, whistling out Wilson’s message in the long and short sounds of the alphabet, familiar to them as that of their primers. Communication was kept up in this way for several hours. A rich citizen of San Francisco owes his life to his knowledge of telegraphy acquired many years ago. Wandering over Southern California as a prospector, he was captured by a band of Mexi can desperadoes. They carried him to an abandoned hacienda, and with mocking cruelty set him at their table to feast, before, as they told him, they killed him. The prisoner recognized among his captors an old companion, also an operator, who had gone to the bad a little time before. The recognition was mutual, but neither dared to address the other. The captive's quick wit improvised a sounder out of his knife and folk, and, while to the others he appeared playing with them, his cry for assistance was read and understood by his old-time comrade. They formed in this way a plan of escape, Avhich was successfully carried out. A train on a Western railroad several years ago met with a terrible accident miles from any station. Among tho passengers was a young telegrapher. His ready mind took in the situation, and climbing the nearest pole it was an easy task to cut the wire, and using tho two ends as a key sent a message for help. To receive the reply was a more difficult task. Here again the young man’s invention stood in good stead and spurred him on to an exhibition of nerve that is rarely met with. Admonishing the distant operator to Bend slowly, he placed the cut ends of the wire upon his tongue, and by the strength of each shock to that delicate member made out the letters until the message was complete. That young man’s sense of taste was destroyed and returned only in a weakened degree after two or throe years. There happened to be an operator on board of a small coasting schooner which was cast on a Florida reef in such a position that escape from the ship and aid from the shore were both out of the question during the night of the wreck. Throughout the long hours of suspense he kept up communication with another operator on shore by means of a lantern, and words of hope, of sympathy and encouragement passed back and forth until day dawned and made rescue possible. The United States Government in several of its lighthouses has the lanterns arranged so mi to emit long and short flashes of light, which form certain letters of the telegraph code. This is a method of distinguishing the beacon, which is easily understood by a little practice.

Training in the Art of Teaching.

A successful school for the training of yoting women in the act of teaching is in operation in Dos Moines. They are put into actual school-room work and required to discipline and instruct in accordance with the principles of the “new education,” and under the constant criticism and control of one of the best primary workers in the State. Three rooms have been set apart for this young school, and two young teaehers have been assigned to each room. While one is teaching, the other is studying the best books on the history and science of education, and during about half the time is present, pencil in hand, noting all violations of Pestalozzian principles, all faulty methods, every petulant inflection of the voice, disregard of poor deportment or anything else which would injure a teacher’s influence upon the school. These criticisms are read aud discussed by the training teacher and tho young women at the dose of the session, and prove a strong incentive to the correction of errors and the establishment of better methods. In the study of the history and science of education, a complete and appreciative mastery of a few well-chosen books is preferred to a more extensive and necessarily mere hasty perusal of the many excellent works now accessible; and every member of the training class is thoroughly examined by the principal of the high school or the superintendent on the subject matter of the books required in the course. —New York Tribune.

Keen Observation.

A, man is never so much impressed with his wife’s power of discernment as when ho goes home drunk and attempts to play sober. As a rule, the man has only liken one drink. He doesn’t understand why one drink should make him drunk, but after a while he acknowledges that ho did take two ' drinks, but the last one was so small that he had forgotten it. When Mr. Harvey Blades, a wellknown official of Arkansas, went home, he had reached that close observing stage of intoxication when a man stops and minutely examines the most unimportant objects and makes wise comments. In this state of drunkenness, a man takes notioe of every household article. Every chair demands a certain amount" of attention. After sitting down with studied gravity, Mr. Harvey Blades noticed a feather * lying on the floor. He debated for a while whether or not it would be an illustration of sobriety to remove it, and roinembering that ho had often seen his wife pick feathers from tho carpet after having jammed the pillows in making the bod, A* arose, took up the feather, examined

it a moment, raised a window and threw it out This performance did not entirely satisfy him, for in his mind there lurked a suspicion that his wife might fancy him to be drank. In looking around for another test he discovered the water-bucket He knew that to bring fresh water, beyond a doubt, would settle the question of his sobriety, so he took up the bucket and went out to the well. Feeling around and not finding the “moss-covered bucket,” but deciding that it must be at the bottom of the well, he began to turn the windlass. For fifteen minutes he turned the crank. “Deepest well I ever saw,” he mused, and continued to grind. After awhile his wife came out and said: “Harvey, what in the name of common sense are you doing ?” “Try’n to draw bucket water. Deepest well I ever saw. Grindin’ for hour, bucket not up yet." “Why, don’t you know that we had the well cleaned out, and that the bucket has been taken off? Come on away. You are as drunk as a fool.* “Keenes’ observation I ever saw,” said the gentleman te himself. “Nezer saw thing like it.”— Arkansan) Travelei'.

Vanderbilt’s Treasure-Vault.

I stood the other day in the vault of the formidable fortress of iron and masonry on street, where last year the richest nabob in the world locked np his $200,000;000 in stocks, bonds, and other securities. It is one of the most redoubtable works of defense on the American continent, though you may not be entirely certain of that by surveying the building from the outside. Its foundations were blasted out of the rock; the front wall is five feet in thickness, and the side and rear walls are three feet, the materials used being pressed brick with brown-stone trimmings. The beams, girders, and main pillars are iron, incased in fireproof material. The doors, window-frames, and minor partitions are iron, marble, and glass. No wood is to be found in the structure. The great vault is 36x42 feet, of wrought iron, steel, and FrankKnite iron, is imposing in strength and proportions, and is situated on the ground floor. Its four outer doors weigh 8,200 pounds each, and have every effective and known improvement in defensive devices. A massive wall of masonry surrounds the ironwork. The vault, which is burglar, fire, and water proof, constitutes a distinct building in itself. The armed watchmen who guard the building day and night are under the strictest discipline, their hourly movements being recorded by an electric clock connecting with various points on each floor of the structure, and there are also wires running to police headquarters and the offices of the district telegraph. In one corner of this great vault, behind heavy iron bars, are the heavier iron doors of the works containing the Vanderbilt securities, which can be opened only by skeleton-keys held by the owner alone. I suppose that a hundred men in this building, with Gatling guns, could easily defend it against a mob of 100,000 assailants; it could be reduced by nothing less than the continued play of heavy artillery. It may be a year since Vanderbilt, then “worth” $200,000,000, put the larger part of his possessions in the vault. He could not, perhaps, put more than $200,000,000 under guardhere at that time, but he has added’ over $12,000,000 to his fortune within a year, though it has been a poor year. Thus rapidly does the stupendous volume of his unparalleled pile enlarge. Nothing like such growth of any man’s wealth was ever before known iu the world. Every year, in the nature of things, the growth increases, so that the estimate of the best-informed men is that by the year 1890 he will be able to pile up not less than $300,000,000 in his great iron vault behind walls five feet thick. —John Swinton’s Paper.

A Good Opportunity.

The deacon had been threatening to repair that well-curb, for the last thirteen years, but something had always occurred to prevent. He was not, therefore, greatly surprised one day when the boards gave way as he was hauling up the bucket, and he fonnd himself going for the bottom. He bumped around a spell, dodged the bucket as it followed after, and finally brought up in good shape with his feet under him, and the water up to his chin. The well was forty feet deep, and the house five rods away; but nevertheless, the deacon called his wife by name about 6,000 times before he got tired of playing on that string, and began abusing her relatives clear back for seven generations. He had dropped this and was threatening to mortgage the farm and run away with the Widow Taylor, when his wife appeared at the well and called out: “Deacon, are you down there?” “Of course I am, and have been for the last three hours!” he yelled. “Well I thought so, but I was busy and couldn’t look. Say, deacon, being as you are down there, you’d better stir around and look for that table-spoon which slipped out of my hand the day Joel Skinner’s barn got afire!”

Zephyr Cloth.

Mrs. Blank—Well, my dear, I have bought the material for another new dress. Mr. Blank—Humph! Had to have another new dress, did you ? Mrs. Blank—Of course. I only have seventeen that are fit to be seen. Mr. Blank—Well, I hope you didn’t buy anything very expensive. Mrs. Blank—l bought zephyr cloth. Mr. Blank—Zephyr cloth! What is it called that for ? Mrs. Blank—l don’t know, unless it is because it is pretty sure to raise a breeze when the bill comes in.—Exchange. A Mr. Mulhall thus enumerates the items ooust.tutiug the wealth of the United States: Railways $5,020,000,000 Farms 9,615,000,000 Cattle .<n, 1,820,000,000 Manufactures 6'555,000,000 Houses >3,360,001,000 Fixtures 5,220,000,000 Forests, mines, canals 2,793,000,000 Bullion 720,000,0 >0 S'linplng 815,000,000 Public w orks, cto 5,252/000,000 Total $19,770,000,000

A Detective’s Good Job.

A detective sat on a railing on Madison street and watched the crowds of people passing to and fro. The detective appeared to be in a thoughtful mood. He devoted his attention to a cigar, on which he ohewed vigorously. A few minutes before a young fellow passed and had recognized the detective by a very slight nod and a sudden dropping of the eye. He was a welldressed young man, with a bright, honest-looking face. “I first met that young fellow under peculiar circumstances,” said the detective, after a little, “and I am glad I acted as I did, although I was a bit doubtful at the time. It was about a year ago that I was standing in a pawnshop, when a young fellow entered. He wore a little skull cap and talked in a very loud, fresh Bort of a way. * I have Borne goods here I don’t want, and I’ll sell cheap,’ he said; * I just come from New York.’ The pawnbroker looked at the goods, and, glancing at me, said he didn’t believe he wanted to buy. “ ‘You are just from New York,’l said to the young fellow, looking at the goods he had brought in. “ ‘ Yes; three days here,’ he answered, readily; ‘ but I don’t see what business it is of yours.’ “‘Perhaps it isn’t,’ I replied; 'but I’ll tell you what I think, nevertheless. It’s the noon heur now. You work in som,e wholesale house around here. You have stolen these goods, and have skipped ouo to make a little extra money. Let’s see your letters.’ "Well, he bluffed around and talked big, but finally he handed out a big pile of letters. I soon found he was working for a large wholesale house, which deals in goods similar to those he had with him. I told him I would have to arrest him. With that he caved in all of a sudden, and began to cry and beg to be let off. He said he had an old mother and a couple of sisters. He seemed so broken up that for once I kind of weakened. I hesitated a long while and thought it over carefully. I ran the risk of getting the bounce, but I decided to do it. “‘Look here, young fellow,’ I said, gruffly as could be, ‘ it all depends with yourself whether you go to the penitentiary or not. I can send you up now if I want to. Now, you do as I tell you. Take these goods back and “ sneak ” them into the store as slick as you got ’em out. Now give me your name, and here’s my card. It’s your mother that saves you this time. Now get, and remember I’m keeping an eye on you.’ “If the men at his place knew about it they would probably discharge him and lodge a complaint against me. Nevertheless, his salary was raised the first of this year, and he now holds a responsible position. I think I did a good job, after all.” —Chicago News.

She Never Cooked.

A handsome, young, and wealthy married woman was visiting at a Newport lady’s residence, where was also visiting an elderly married woman, who endeavored to put on an elephant-load of style. “Indeed, and I must go home,” said the young visitor; “I must get supper this evening.” “And can you cook?” surprisedly asked the old ’un. “Oh, yes; mother taught us all how to cook.” “Why, you don’t tell me! Do you believe it, I never cooked a meal’s victuals in my life.” Just then the old servant-woman' came into' the room from the kitchen, and, seeing the elderly married woman, ran to her, grasped her by the hand, and cried out: “Well, I declare to gracious! Molly, is this you? Faith, and I haven’t laid me eyes on ye since me and you used to work at the hotel in Cincinnati! An’ I hear it’s married ye are! Arrah, an’ ye used to be the best cook in the counthry! Have ye any children ?”

On the Safe Side.

First Western Desperado—Well, did you kill old Col. Rich ? Second Desperado—Yes, I fotched him. “How did you do it?” “I found him riding on his horse along a lonely road and had plenty of time to aim. ” “But where is his horse ?” “I did not touch that. ” “Did not take the horse?” “Certainly not. In this section they will hang a man for stealing a horse. ” Philadelphia Call.

An Unwise Suggestion.

A young man who believes in selfimprovement, having married, suggested to his wife that they should argue some questions frankly and fully every morning, in order to learn more of each other. The first question happened to be “Whether a woman could be expected to get along without a hat,” and he took the affirmative, and when he was last seen he had climbed up into the hayloft and was pulling the ladder after him.- Auburn News and Bulletin.

Great Place for Game.

“So yon have just returned from the West, have you, Mr. D. ?” said a man meeting an old crony on the street. “Yes, sir, been all through the Territories.” “Game abundant there?” “Game is very abundant, sir, very." “What kind predominates?” “Well, faro takes the lead, with poker a good second.” “Oh, good day.” “Good day ."—Oil City Derrick.

A Weaver’s Life.

A spider lives several years, and besides their domestic life, their building, and spinning, and weaving, which are beautifully carried on, there are births and deaths to be chronicled, and curious characteristic traits which only the close observer discovers. — Mrs. Mary Treat.

Biue Grass Breeders.

Mr. R. 8. Withers, of Fairlawn Stock Farm, Lexington, Ky., writes: “I have such confidence in St. Jacobs Oil. the great pain cure, that I use it on everything ; myself, my horses, my negroes. Everybody and every horse, for all kinds of aches and pains, believe in its sovereignty as a cure.” An Oregon man wants to trade a mule for a wife, gome men never know when they are well ass I

A THRILLING EPISODE.

A iMOßottTe Engineer’! Instinct—Mew Ha Saved a Train and How Ha Saved Him* sett • On one of the darkest and stormiest nights of the reoent unusual winter, the express on one of the leading New York railroad was moving westward from Albany. The engine’s headlight threw a strong reflection in ad' vance, but the storm was so blinding it was almost Impossible to distinguish anything even at a short distance. I'nder such circumstances instinct necessarily takes the T>laoe of sight. All seemed to be going well, when, in an instant, the engineer reversed hi 6 engine, applied the air brakes, and came to a full stop. Why he did so he could not tell any more than any of us can account for the dread of coming disaster and death, and to the wondering Inquiry of ills fireman he simply said: “1 feel that something’s wrong.” Beizlng a lantern he swung himself down from the cab and went forward to investigate. Everything appeared to be right, and he was about to return to his engine when his eye caught sight of a peculiar appearance at the joint of the rail next to him. Brushing the accumulated snow away, ho looked a moment, and then uttered an exclamation of horror. The rails on both sides had been unspiked and would have turi\ed ever the instant the engine touched them. What inspired this attempt at trainwrecking is unknown, but it was presumed the confederates of some prisoners who weae on the train hoped, in tie contusion of an accident, to deliver their friends. Engineer John Donohoo, of Albany, to whesj wonderful Instinct was duo the salvation of the train, when asked .hy the writer wby he stopped his engine said: “I oan’t tell why. I only know I felt something was wrong.” “Bo you have those feelings often when upon the road?” continued the writer. ” No, very seldom, although fer the past twenty years I have been In a condition to feel apprehension at almost anything.” “ How is that?” ‘‘Why, I have been a victim of one of the worst cases of dyspepsia ever known. I have not been confined to my bod, as, like thousands of others, I am compelled to work whether able or not. Indeed, when it first began I had only a loss of appetite, a faint feeling that would not go away, and a bad taste in the mouth, but I finally got those terrible craving and gnawing feelings that make life so unbearable, and are known as general debility.” “What did you do?” “ I tried physioians until I became discouraged. I gave eight different ones fair tests, but none of them benotHel mo. 1 then tried proprietary medicines, but they failed, likewise. It looked pretty dark tor me ro far as any more poaoc or enjoyment In this world were concerned, and I became terribly discouraged. ’■ “You certainly do not look that way now.” “Oh, no, Indeed, lam In perfect hea.th now,” was the reply, * and I propose to continue so. My nervousness Is entirely gone; I can sleep nights; the aching numbness has disappeared; the pale, sickly appearance has given place to the color of health, and I have readily put on flesh. This is what has been accomplished by means of Warner’s Tippecanoe. If I can be cured after a chronic illness of nearly a quarter of a century, 1 beIteve all sutlering in a similar manner can be restored by using the same great remedy.” vßuch is the testimony of a man who could del eot and remove unseen danger on the road, but could not remove the dangers from within his own system until brought face to face with the great preparation above named which did ■o much for him and can do as much for all those who require It.

A Fact in Heredity.

Once more the force of heredity has been illustrated in our city ponce courts. A young man who had robbed his employer of S3O and subsequently made restitution, and presented letters in his behalf by those who had known him to be honest formerly, was let off with a light sentence. During the proceedings it was discovered that the young man was the son of a noted burglar alias “Goody,” who had been able to conceal bis criminal name, life, and record from his wife and children. —Dr. Footers Health Monthly. t■ ■ ’ „ If you are troubled with sores, aches, pains, and general weakness of the various bodily functions, don’t be Uoceivod by the advertisements of bitters, kidney medicines, eto., whose certlflcates of pretended cures are often paid for. Put your trust in that simple remedy culled Dr. Gnysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It will cure you by purifying the blood and strengthening the weak portions of your body. You will also find It very refreshing to tho brain and usrvous system. The proprietors receive hundreds of letters bestowing upon it the highest praise.,

Arizona.

Two drinks. Two more. Friendly game of poker. More drinks. Jackpot. More drinks. Four tens. Lively betting. Four aces. Seventeen pistol shots. One inquest. Much public enthusiasm. A lariat. One posse of citizens. A battering ram. A neck-tie party. Editorial in local paper on “Strides of Civilization.” —New York Life.

The Rule of Three.

Such diseases as dyspepsia, constipation, and liver complaint are subversive ot the healthful action of every organ. To the speedy relief and ultimate eradication of these foes to health, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is specially adapted. It is botanic In composition, unobjectionable in flavor, and Its laxative effect upon the bowels is never accompanied by the pain In the gastric and abdominal region which precedes the operation of the average cathartic. It does -it* remedial work thoroughly, and is mnch to be preferred to the cheap appetizers and local bitters sometimes sold as possessing properties of a kindred nature. Physicians who have tested this medicine in practice, recommend it as ah article worthy of public and professional confidence. It cures and prevents fever and ague, and overcomes rheumatism, kidney and nterine troubles.

Whose host works aro most trampled upon? A shoemaker’s; because good shoos laat longer than bad ones.

Horsford’s Acid Phosphate.

A RELIABLE ARTICLE. Dr. E. Cutter, Boston. Mass., says: “Ifound it to realize the expectations raised,and regard It as a reliable article." A sailor Is called an old salt because tne minutj he gets on shore he is In a pickle.— Philadelphia Herald. Lvdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Is to be had at the nearest drug store for a dollar. It is not claimed that tills remedy wilt cure every disease under the sun; but that it do'-s all that it claims to do, thousands of good women know and declare. The original D’Arc horse Is supposed to have been that which Joan flr3t rode.— Somer. viUe Journal.

Write for a Copy.

If you would like to know all about the remarkable curative agent called Compound Oxygen, write to Drs. Starkey & I'alen, 1109 Olrard st., Philadelphia, for their Treatise on Compound Oxygen. Bont free. For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits, and general debility in their various forms; also, as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Caleaya,’;' made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., of New York, and sold by all druggists, is tho best tonio; and lor patients recovering from fever or other slokness it bos no oqual. Thousands, yos, millions, of bottles of oarboline have been told, and the sale still goes on. If there were no morlt In this great natural hair renewer do you suppose that the people would still buy, as they oontinue to do.

How to Secure Health.

It is strange any one will suffer from derangement brought on by impure blood when Sco . ill’s Barsaparilla and Stiliingla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, will restore health to the physical organisation. It is a strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and the best blood purifier ever discovered, curing scrofula, syphilitic disorders, weakness of the kidneys, erysipelas, malaria, nervous disorders, debility, bilious complaints and diseases of the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, skin, eto.

“Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low prioe of $8 and s2.so*per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only ono block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments flrst-class. H. W. Hovt, Proprietor. "Bough on Rats.” Clears out rats, mice, flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. 15c. The Fraser Axle Grease Is the Standard Axle Grease of the world. “Rough on Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ringworm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chilblains. The short, hacking cough, which leads to consumption, is cured by Piso’s Cure. “Buchu-Paiha." Quick, complete cure, all annoying kidney and urinary diseases. sl. Piso’s Cure for Consumption does not dry up a cough; it removes the oause. “Rough on Corns.” 15c. Ask for It. Complete, cure, hard or toft corns, warts, bunions.

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THE NARROW ESCAPE Of a Waesactansetta Engineer—Timely Warning of Mr. John Spencer, Baygagemaster o( B. Jc A. R. B. Sleep after fatigue, and health otter disease, an tea of the sweetest experiences known to mta. Fourteen years is s long time in which to suffer, yet Mr. Peter Lawler, of Dalton. Mass, had led a miserable life for that period through the presence of stone in the bladder. That he sought in all directions for a cure ia so almost superfluous statement. He did obtain temporary relief, but nothing more. Last January ho called on Dr. David Kennedy, of Rondout, N. Y.. who said, after examination: “Mr. Lawler, you have stone In the bladder. We will tint try DR. DAVID KEN* KEDY*B FAVORITE REMEDY before risking an operation." A few days later the following letter poised through the Rondout Postofflce: "Dalton, M-ias., Feb. I "Dear Dr. Kennedy—' The day after I came home 1 passed two gravel stones, sod am doing nioehr now. "Pktxb Lawlzb." Dr. Kennedy now has the stones at his office, and they are sufficiently formidable to justify the claim that KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY is tho leading specific for stone brtto bladder. In his letter Mr. Lawler that FAVORITE REMEDY also cured him of rheumatism. The subjoined certificate tells its own story: Old Bxbxshir* Mills. J Dalton, Mass., April 27,1882. J Mr. Peter Lawler hss been a resident of this town for the past seventeen years and in onr employ tor fifteen, and in all these years he has been a good and respected citizen of the town and community. He has had some chronic disease to our knowledge tor most of the time, but now claims to be, and is. in apparent good health. Okas. 0. Bnoww, Pres. RIB DIV IO onr rubber hand stamps. Terms Dl D Pn I free. Taylor Bros, ft 00.. Cleveland,Ohio. EM me. L. LANGE’B T i T|v PROTECTOR LAUI SUPPORTER. Price, Milk, *2.00; IJiten, *1.50. Remittance with order. Pent by Mail. Scud for descriptive circular. 704 Broadway, N. Y.Oity. AGENT’S TV ANTED. JmSwIE 5 TON TOMCg WAGON SCALES, W VSIUUW Iron U«ra, si*.t Swing*. Brass ' OF Tots Bsem »i»l B»am Bax, BNGHAMTOI 860 .nd JONZS h* p*r* tfcafralght—far Awe Pries Ust mention this jwn-r **ft CatarrHthis remedy Bwoa discovered by itg present proprietors, imd Is the result of experiments. based upon many yearn’ e xperience u* Pharmacist*. It is wholly different from all othor preparations ever u*ed for these trouble*; being percurtly harm lew* and ’greenhlc; offering in those respect"* marked contrast to tlie danognous AND HARMFUL LIQUIDS, SNUFFS AND CAUTERI.’.INO SOW- — - - bend for circular. 50 cent* at Druggist*’. 80 cent* by mail, registered. ELY BItGTHKHH. nnr;«l«b. Owcg-v V V ifIjBEBBBEEE "sBlh L y?fy KifiNEl DISEASES 6) AND O LIVER COMPLAINTS, o Becanse It sets on the I.IYEU, BOWELS and 1 KIDNEYS at the same time. Because It cleanses the system of the poisonous humors that develops In Kidney and Urinary Diseases, Biliousness, Jaundice, Constipation, Bliss, or In Bneumatl*m, Neuralgia, Norvous Disorders and all Fecialo Complaint*. tar solid props ow rma. * IT WEi BUBBLY CURB CONSTIPATION, PILES* and RHEUMATISM, By oanslng TOES ACTION of all the organs and function*, thereby CLEANSING tho BLOOD restoring tho normal power to throw off disease. THOUSANDS,OP OASES of the wont forma of those terrible disease# have been quickly rollavod, and inauhort time PERFECTLY CURED. PRICK, *l. LIQUID OR DRY, SOU) BY DRUGGISTS. Dry oan be sont by mall. WEUfI, EIOttARDSON ft Co., Burlington, Vt. 8 Baud atsmp for Plsry Alnssss far 1884. IhstMTBLOOSfUi K| Liver and Kidney Eemedy, ■I Compounded from the well known ■ Curatives Hops, Molt, Buchu, Man-~7 i drake. Dandelion, Sarsaparilla. Cas- ■] cara Sagrada, etc., combined with an V: agreeable Aromatic Elixir, W\ THEY CURE DYSPEPSIA k IMUESTIOI, M Act upon theLlver_and Kidneys, *1 BEGrtTLATE THE BOWELS, B They cure Rheumatism, and all Uri-| nary troubles. They Invigorate, 1 nourish, strengthen and quiet m \ the Nervoiw System. V| An • Tonlo they have no Equal. A. Take non* but Hope and Malt Bitters. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. BK Hops and Malt Bitters Co.H DETROIT, HIGH. M 1 - —J ■ n HALLS Iw»s.BALSAM Cures Consiunptlon. Colds, l’neuinonla.lnflneiiza.ltronclilal I>itHculUes,l)i-oiichltU,llo»nie-■ie*s, Antlima, Croup, Whooping Cough, and all l>l»caK«*»oftlie Breathing Organ*. It soothes nnd lu-al* tlie Membrane of tlie T.nng*,iiilhuned and pol Honed by tlie dl*»:i*e, and prevent* the night sweats and tight no** ncro** tlie elvtMf which Hceoiiijpaiiy It. Con-uinptlon I* not an incurable malady. HALL'S HALM ARI will euro ■a Ml E Use In time. Hold by druggists. |KI EgKEEMffiJEiiEEgff O.N.U. No. 33-84, YITHKN WRITING TO ADVKUTIMKRS. II please *uy you saw the udvortisetueat In this paper.