Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1884 — How to Shorten Life. [ARTICLE]

How to Shorten Life.

The recipe is simple. You baye only to take a violent cold and neglect it. Abernetby, the groat English surgeon, asked a lady wh» told him she only had a cough: “What would you have? The plague?” Beware of “only coughs." The worst cases can, however, be oured by Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs. In whooping cough and croup it immediately allays irritation, and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by druggists.