Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1884 — Matrimonial Harmony. [ARTICLE]

Matrimonial Harmony.

“Are you as happy now as you were before you were married?” asked Mrs. Yeast of young Mrs. Crimsonbeak. “Yes, indeed,” replied the lady, “and a great deal happier.” “That’s strange,” suggested the philanthropist’s wife. “Not at all strange,” came from the young married woman. “You see, before I was married I used to spend half my time worrying about what dress I should wear when Daniel called.” “But don’t you try just as hard now to look well when your husband returns home at night ?” interrupted Mrs. Yeast. “Well, you see,” went on the bride of two summers, “I don’t worry any about it now, as I have only one dress to my name.’’ —Yonkers Statesman.