Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1884 — Page 7
Early Railroading.
’the following account ia taken from a paper published in England in 1832, and will be read with some c uriosity and amusement by the people of today: “Some time before the Liverpool Railway was i pened a contest took place on it between three different steam-coaches —the Rocket, constructed by Mr. Stevenson; the Sanspareil, by Mr. Hackworth; and the Novelty, by Messrs. Braithwait & Errason— for a prize of £SOO, offered by the directors to that which should accompl sh the greatest distance in the shortest time. On this occasion the Rocket, which gained the prize, went over the space of thirty miles in two hours six minutes and forty-nine seconds, being at the average of fourteen and a fifth miles per hour. But in the course of the journey it sometimes proceeded at the rate of above twenty-nine miles an hour, and its slowest mot.on was about eleven and a half miles in that time. In May last, Dr. Lardner saw the engine called the Victory draw on the same railroad the weight of ninety-two tons nineteen cwt. and one quarter, in twenty wagons, together with the tender containing fuel and water, from Liverpool to Manchester, a distance of thirty miles, in one hour ♦Arty-four minutes and forty-five se' .rads, besides ten minutes spent in taking in water. The speed on this occasion was in some places twenty-five and one-half miles an hour, and on level ground, where there was no wind, it was generally twenty miles an hour, On another day, the engine called the Samson drew fifty wagons, laden with merchand se, and, with itself, making a gross weight of idxive 233 tons, the same distance in twd hours and forty minutes, exclusive of delaj s upon the road for watering, etc., the rate of motion having varied from nine to sixteen miles per hour, and being on an average twelve miles per hour. The coke consumed in this journey was 1,762 pounds, or a quarter of a pound per ton per mile. . The attendance required is only an engineman and a fire-boy, the former of whom is paid 1 shilling and 6 pence for each trip, and the latter 1 shilling. The expense of the original construction of the engines, however, and of their wear and tear is very great, though not nearly so great on the latter account, Dr. Lardner assures us, as has been sometimes stated. The price of one of the most improved engines at first is about £SOO, and it will travel from 25,000 to 30,000 miles without oostingas much more for repairs. Notwithstanding many extra expenses which this undertaking, as the first of the kind, has had to bear, and from the experience purchased by which future speculators will profit, it has been perfectly successful in a commercial point of view. The profits on the capital invested have been from the first above 6 per cent, per annum; and during the latter six months of 1831, it was at the rate of above 8 per cent, per annum, and it has since probably exceeded that amount. The original £IOO shares already sell for above £2OO. On the otlwar hand the advantages to the public have been as great as to the proprietors. lullv 600,000 passengers now pass by the railroad in the course of the year between Liverpool and Manchester, or four times as many as used formerly to make the journey. The transference of merchandise is also effected both with infinitely greater speed, and at a vast reduction of expense."
In October, 1830, a parliamentary committee made the following report: “1. That carriages can be propelled by steam on common roads at an average rate of ten miles per hour. “2. That at this rate they have conveyed upward of fourteen passengers. “3. That their weight, including engine, fuel, water, and attendants, may be under three ton. “4. That they can ascend and descend hills of cousiderable inclination with facility and safety. “5. That they are perfectly safe for passengers. “6. That they are not (or need not be, if properly constructed) nuisances to the public. *7. That they will become a speedier and cheaper mode of conveyance than carriages drawn by horses. “8. That, as they admit of greater breadth of tire than other carriages, and as the roads are not acted on so injuriously as by the feet of horses in common draught, such carriages will cause less wear of roads than coaches drawn by horses. “3. That rates of toll have been imposed on steam-carriages, which would prohibit their being used on several lines of road, were such charges permitted to remain unaltered.’* Romance of Crime. One Sabbath morning in the summer of 1833 the dead body of a burglar was found at the bottom of the hatchway of Kilgour & Taylor, a prominent wholesale house in Cincinnati. The circumstances of the case seemed to indicate that the movements of the burglar had awakened a clerk who slept in the store, and that the former, in endeavoring to make good his escape to the lower story, had missed his hold upon the rope and fell to the bottom, dashing out his brains by the fall. The features were so disfigured as to be unrecognizable, and an unceremonious funeral ended the matter,- as was then thought. A day or two subsequently there were ominous whisperings of the disappearance of a certain well-known citizen, and the putting together of the two circumstances occasioned something in the way of a sensation, The remains, upon being exhumed, proved to be those of the missing Citizen, and a scene of excitement supervened such as has very rarely been witnessed in any community. The man was known by the name of “Driftwood Johnson,” a sobriquet which he had earned by watching for and saving the fuel that floated down the Ohio, this being ostensibly his only occupation. He had for a residence a large brick mansion near the river bank in the heart of the business portion of the oity. The structure was a remarkable one in several respects. It had two more stories upon the river side tii an upon the street on which it fronted, while in every story were found rooms and recesses to which the entrances could not be detected except by
careful scrutiny. It is hardly necessary to add that these secret receptacles were found slocked with goods of almost interminable variety. For many successive days the house was thronged by countless visitors, some in quest of their property and still more from curiosity. Notwithstanding the nature of Johnson's apparent occupation, his family moved in very respectable circles, and not the least of the extraordinary phases of the affair consisted of the fact that the clerk whose watchfulness caused the death of the burglar was at the time engaged to the daughter of the latter. The engagement was ultimately canceled. —Detroit Free Press.
A Talk with Young Men.
Observe that pale young fellow crossing the street. You see a good many of that kind just now. Some folks say it is the climate. The truth is, that the climate of America, with a fair chanoe, produces not only the best complexion but the best health in the world. Did you notice the thing he was carrying in his mouth? Well.it is that meerschaum which is doing the business for him. It is busy with three millions of our men. Let us study one of these meerschaum-suckers. We will take a young man. He shall have money and plenty of time for sucking. Pale, nervous, irritable, thin in chest and stomach, weak in muscle, he is fast losing his power of thought and application. Let us get near enough to him to tmell of him! Even the beast of prey will not touch the corpse of a soldier saturated with the vile poison. Nice bedfellow he is for a sweet, pure companion. Chewing is the nastiest mode, snuffing ruins the voice, but smoking, among those who have time to be .thorough, is most destructive. Young K. graduated at Harvard (no devotee of the weed has ever gratuated with the highest honors at that institution), and soon after consulted his physician with reference to his pale face, emaciation, indigestion, and low spirits. He weighed but one hundred and eight. “Stop smoking!” was the prescription. In four months he bad increased twenty-eight pounds, and become clear and healthy in skin, his digestion all right, and his sprits restored. One or two millions of our young and middleaged n en are in a similar condition, and would be restored to health and spirits by the same prescription. On the whole, the cigar is worse than the pipe. —Home Science.
A Troublesome Individual.
The employe who is afraid of doing too much is not the sort of man who ever becomes very valuable to his employer or to himself. His aim seems to be to do just enough to save him from censure or dismissal. He saunters instead of walking; he does everything with a sort of lackadaisical air, as if he were performing a great act of condescension in waiting upon you at all; he says y-e-s and n-o as if every letter cost a dollar, and they were the last he had; he gazes out of the door, away off yonder, while you ask him a question, and then tortures you with y-e-s or n-o; he never condescends to correct your mistakes, if you make one; or, if he does, it is with the tone of one vastly superior to your humble and unworthy self, and excites in you a determination to have as little to do with him as possible; he makes all his preparations for departure before the hour, so that not a minute of his own time is lost; he does as he is told, but no more; he never thinks of how he can advance his employer’s interests, in some unbidden way, and has not brains enough to know that when cultivating the habit of thought of the business of his employer he is laying up capital and strengthening his own resources for the time when he shall start a businest of his own. There are many such clerks aa this, but may their tribe diminish.
The Rose of Sharon.
The roae of Sharon is one of the most exquisite flowers in shape and hue. Its blossoms are bell-shaped, and of many mingled hues and dyes. The history of this flower is legendary and romautic in the highest degree. Li the East, throughout Syria, Judea, and Ai abia, it is regarded with the profoundest reverence. The leaves that encircle the round blossom dry and close tight together when the season of blossom is over, and the stalk withering completely away from the stem, the flower is blown away, at last, from the bush on which it grew, having dried up in the shape of a ball, which is carried by the sport of the breeze to great distances. In this way, it is borne over sandy wastes and desertß until at last, touching some moist place, it clings to the soil, where it immediately takes fresh root and springs to life and beauty again. For this very reason the Orientals have adopted it as an emblem of the resurrection.
An American Point of View.
Hostess—“ What good English you speak!” Guest—“ Good English?” Hostess—“ Yes. Allow me to congratulate you.” Guest —“But, madam, I am an Englishman. ” Hostess—-“ Yes; that is what makes it so surprising. ” — Philadelphia Cq.ll. “When I was out West last summer,” said the baggage-smasher, “I saw the biggest sunset I ever saw in my life.” “How big was it?” asked the brakeman. “Why, I should say,” replied the other, casting about for an adequate simile, “that it was about the size of a Saratoga trunk.— Burlington Free Press. The Forget-me-not, the modest little flower which seeks the shady groves and gentle streams, where it blooms almost hidden by its green leaves, how strongly d<x s it remind us of friends with whom we have sported in the joyous innocence of childhood. Guest —“ This beer is very poor; I can hardly drink it.” Host “Just close your eyes and dr'nk it down.” Ten minutes later. Host—Hello, this is only half the price of your beer.” Guest—“ Just close your eyes and put it in your pocket.” —Fliegende Blatter.
PRESIDENTIAL FAVORITES.
Some Intarutiiit Facts Concerning the Man Who Stand Clog act to the Chief Executive. Vis tors who, from curiosity or business, have called at the White House, must have been impressed by the courteous yet systematic manner with which they were received and escorted through the mansion. The gentlemen whose duty it is to receive all persons coming to the White House are 001. E. S. Densmore, Mr. John T. Bickard ansl Mr. T. F. Peadel, and they have occupied their present positions through the various adm nistrations sioce and even during the war. Mr. Pendel was President Lincoln's bodyguard: saw him to his carriage the fatal night on which ho visited Ford sTheater, and he now has in his posses*ion the blood stained coat which Mr. Lincoln wore on that memorable occasion. There is not a public man in America to-day who does not know, and who is not known by these gentlemen, and th • reminiscences of public and social life whL h they can recount would fill a Congress on&l volume. During the weary yet exciting years of the war; through the more peaceful times of Grant s administration; while Hayes held the reins of Government, and when Garfie d was shot, it was those men who stood in the Executive Mans on, welcoming the advent of each new administration, bowing at its departure, and receiving both martyrs through its portals. During that long, hot, and never to be forgotten summer when President Garfield lay be-ween “two worlds,” the nation became aware of the deadly malarial influence which hung about tiie White House. But all through that period these three men never deserted their pot-ts for a single day, although each one was suffering intensely. In conversation with the writer, Col. Densmore said: “It is impossible to describe the tortures I have undergoes. To be compelled to smile and treat the thousands of visitors who coma here daily with courtesy when one is in the greatest agony requires a tremendous effort. All that summer I had terrible headaches, heart-burn and a stifling sensation that rotnetimes fcaok away my breath. My at>petite was uncertain ami I felt severe pains in the small of-my book. I was under the doctor’s care, with strict instructions not to go out of the house, but I remalnd on duty nevertheless. You would be surprised to know the amount of quinine 1 took; on some days it was as much as sixteen grains." “And was Mr. Kiekard badly off, too?” “1 should think he was. Why, time and again we have picked him upand laid him on the mantel, hero in the vestibule, he was so used up.” “Yes,” exclaimed Mr. Rickard, “I was so weak I could not riso after lying down without help, and < ould only walk with the aid of two canes, and then in a stooping position. Oh, vo have been in a pretty bad condition here, all of us.” "And yet you are a’l the embodiment of health,” said the writer, as he looked at the throe bright and vigorous men before him. “Oh, yes,” said Mr. Bickard, “we have not known what sickness was for more titan a year.” “Have you some secret way of overcoming malaria and its attendant horrors.'” “ 1 think wo have a most certain way,” replied 001. Dens . oro, “ but it is no,, secret. You see, about two j ears ago my wife began to grow blind, and 1 was alarmod at her conaition. bho finally became so she could not tell whether a person were white or black at a distance of ten feet. One of her lady friends advised her to try a certain treatment that had done wonders for her; and to make a long story short, she did so, and was toinpletdly cured. This induced me to try the same means for my own restoration, and os soon as 1 found it was doing me good I recommended it to my associates, and wo have all been cured right here in the stronghold of malaria, and kept in perfect health ever since by m-ans of Warner’s Safe Cure. Now, 1 am not a believer in medicines lngeneral, but I do not hesitate to say that i - am satisfied I should have died of Bright's disease of the kidneys before tills had it not been for this wonderful remedy. Indeed, I use it as a household medicine, and give it to my children whenever they have any ailments.” “Yes,” exclaimed Mr. Pendel, “I uso it in my family all the while aud have found it the most efficient remedy we have ever employed. I know of very many public men who are using it to-day and they all speak well of it-” "I weigh 160 pounds to-day,” said Mr. Rickard, “and when my physiciaas told me over a year ago I could not hope to . recover I weighed 1 22 pounds. Under such influences you cannot wonder that I consider this the best medicine before the American people.” The above statements from these gentlemen need no comments. They are voluntary and outspoken expressions from sources which are the highest in the land. Were there the slightest question regard ng their authenticity they would not be made public, but as they furnish such valuable truths for all who are sugaring, we unhesitatingly publish them lor the good of all.
The Fox Got Them.
A Goose who was waddling along the Highway in a great hurry was overtaken by a Hare who asked: “What has called you out in such haste to-day?” “I am going to attend a Missionary Meeting 1* was the reply. “I feel it my Solemn Duty to do something for the Heathen Children in London. When she passed on the Hare turned into the Forest and soon discovered a Fox, to whom he said: “Friend Reynard, when a Detroit Woman begins to save the Heathen Children of London what is the Natural Sequence?" “Why, her own children go to the dogs, of course. That is, they will go to the Fox, in case you are kind enough to point out the location.” As the Fox got ’em it does not seem necessary to add a moral. —Detroit Free Press.
Matrimonial Harmony.
“Are you as happy now as you were before you were married?” asked Mrs. Yeast of young Mrs. Crimsonbeak. “Yes, indeed,” replied the lady, “and a great deal happier.” “That’s strange,” suggested the philanthropist’s wife. “Not at all strange,” came from the young married woman. “You see, before I was married I used to spend half my time worrying about what dress I should wear when Daniel called.” “But don’t you try just as hard now to look well when your husband returns home at night ?” interrupted Mrs. Yeast. “Well, you see,” went on the bride of two summers, “I don’t worry any about it now, as I have only one dress to my name.’’ —Yonkers Statesman.
Freshets Propagate Malaria.
The recoding waters leave vast tracts covered with rotting vegetation exposed to the rays of the sun, which evaporate the seeds of chills and fever and other malarial diseases, both obstinate and vlruleut This year, In consequence of the unexampled Inundations, in towns and cities no lees than in bottom lands, and along river banks, the air is fecund of disease. Certain protection may be found in Hostetter’s Stomach Bitter-’. The urban and snburbau residents of towns, as well as tho agriculturist, the miner, and the Western emigrant, will exercise a wise precauti- n by forestalling the peril with this excellent defensive agent. It renders the debilitated vigorous, p omotes a regular habit of body, reforms irregularity of the liver, and renews digestion and appetite. 'J he wholesome wa mth which it begets in the system also counteracts a tendency to rheumatism, and kidney complaints fostered by dampness and unwise exposure, and sudden chills produced by a fall of temperature.
Feeble Circulation.
An old person has feeble circulation in the feet and legs. Nothing contributes more to relieve the difficulty in breathing, and the chronic cough and other troubles about the head and chest, so common among all people, than keeping the feet and legs warm. Mr. S., a bank officer had been sitting in a bank nearly fifty years. He came for some advice about short breath, wheezing, and cough. “Your feet and legs are very cold." “Yes, but how did yon know’” “By these troubles about your throat and lungs. There is congestion—too much blood there. If the legs and feet were warm, if they had their share of the blood, this congestion about the upper parts would cease, and this short breath, wheezing, and cough would be relieved at once.” —Home Science.
From Head to Foot.
The Postmaster at North Buffalo, Pa., Mr. M. J. Green, says St. Jaoobs Oil, the great pain conqueror, cured him of pains in the head, and also of frosted feet. The rose, the queen of flowers, bloomß in luxuriance and beauty on almost every soil. In the parched desert of the torrid zone this lovely flowers ’grows spontaneously, and, nourished only by the hand unseen, it is a most striking emblem of earthly pleasures, as it is never found without a thorn. Tiie bast iUiorests of humanity depend on the good health ot our women folks, and yet those with brightest into.ie.ts seem to sutler most with ailments pecul.ar to iemaie liie. ,t is well to rememb-r that the whole tc.uaio system can be built up to a proper state of enduranoe, pimples, sores, swollen l.mbs, montnly pains, und other indtcutioes ot lcmale disease made to disappear, und robust health of mind ani body take the plaeo of illnesss aud distress, if a timely use is made of Dr. Uuysott s Yellow Look aud tarsapui ilia, it restores the blood to perfect health. It streegtnous tho muscular and nervous system. it gives tone to the digestive and urinary organs. it allays all lrntat.on of <hc mucous membrane, in a word, it is a porfo.t female medicine, and aids every luuct.on of female llie. No other remedy equals it- Huvo your druggist get it. Tuke no substitute. “Hope springs eternal In the human breast,” but it never reallzos much on tho investment unless a fellow gets square down to business and earns what he hopes for.— Terns Siftinij s.
A Popular Fallacy.
Many people think that Rheumatism cannot be cured, it Is oamed by a bad state of the blood which deposits poisonous matter in the joints and muscles causing lameness, stiffness, and swelling of the joints and excruciating pains. Kldnoy-Wort will certainly effect a cure. It acts on tho Kidneys, Liver, and Bowels, stimulating them to a h -althy action, purifies und enriches the blood and eliminates the poison from the system. Go to the ne treat druggist, buy Kidney-Wort, and be curol. An Oregon man wants to trade a mule for a wife. Some men never know when they arc well off I
Horsford’s Acid Phosphate.
FOR NERVOUSNESS, INDIGESTION, ETC. Send to the Rumlord Chemical Works, Providence, R. 1,, for pamphlet. Mailed free. When the stolen carcass of a beef was found in a Jersey butcher’s wagon, it was “a dead give away.” Consumption carries off more to tho grave than any other disease known to exist. How important, then, that upon discovery of tho first symptoms that a staple remedy be used! This is found in Alukn’k Luno Balsam. ’Tis no cuaok compound, render, but a remedy that has stood tho test, of time, tho trial by thousands of people with weak lungs, and it has cured and void cure. Try It fairly and honestly, and our word for it that good health and renewed spirits will result. Georgia has a very austere minister namod Heim. His congregation think him rather eggs acting. The best test of a human life is the amount of good it has been and done to others. Mrs. Lydia E. P.nkbam may be given- a scat of honor among those who have helped to change sickness Into health, and to transform tho darkness of suffering into tho sunshine of rest and hope. Thieves on the stage are always caught in the act.— lndianapolis Scissors. Keep This in Mind.— ln the Diamond Dyes more coloring is given than in any known dyes, and they give faster and more brilliant colors. 10c. at all druggists*. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt Sample Card, 32 colors, and book of directions for 2c.stamp. Returning bored—tho defeated candidate on his way home.
How to Shorten Life.
The recipe is simple. You baye only to take a violent cold and neglect it. Abernetby, the groat English surgeon, asked a lady wh» told him she only had a cough: “What would you have? The plague?” Beware of “only coughs." The worst cases can, however, be oured by Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs. In whooping cough and croup it immediately allays irritation, and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by druggists.
Are You Discouraged ?
Has your physlolan fallod to arrest the disease irom which you are suffering? Are you losing faith in medicines, and growing alarmed at your condition? Then give Compound Oxygen a trial. Write to Dra Starkey & Palon, liO > Girard st., Phila., for their treatise on Compound Oxygen. Bent free.
Carbo-lines.
The wind may roar among the trees. Yet great ships sail the stormy sens. The baldhcad man may rave and swear, Yet Carbollne restores the hair. I have suffered from Catarrh to such an extent that 1 bad to bandage my head to quiet the pain. I was advised by Mr. Brown, of Ithaca, to try Ely’s Cream Balm. When suffering with Catarrh or cold In the head, I have npver found Its equal.—C. A. Cooiua, Danby, N. Y. (Apply with finger. Price 60 cent*.) Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh Is a certain cure for that very obnoxious disease.
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Menrmas’s PKPrroifTUD Bear Tonic, the only preparation of boef containing Its entire nutritlooa properties. It oonta ns bloodmaking, force generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debltty; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over work, or acute disease, particularly If resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard k Co., proprietors. Hew York. Sold by druggists.
“Put up” at the Gault House.
The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of S 2 and 82.50 per day at the Qault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel Is located In the center of the city, only one blook from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments first-class. H, \V. Horr, Proprietor. The pains and tortures of the Spanish Inquisition were not mure agoni. lug than tho.o which, in our late oivilixat on, arc dully fe.t by the subjects of tkose grim tyrauis, rheumatism and neuralgia. Her. W. 11. Evans, of Wasuin.ton, D. CL, was a victim until ho was Induced to try Athlophoros, and now ho writes: “I consider its work almost in the light of a miracle." Price, $1 par bottle. If you druggist hasn't it, send to Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall street, N. Y. I have used Ely's Cream Balm for dry Catarrh (to which every Eastern person is subject who comes to live m a high altliude). It has proved a curdiin my case.—-B. F. M. Weeks, Denver, Col. (Easy to use. Price 50 cents.) Ir afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaao Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It. 20c. The Increasing pales of IMso's Cure attest Its claim as the best cough remedy. “Bough on Rats” clears out Rats, Jllce, Flies. Mother Swan'R'Worm Syrup, tasteless. 25c. “Rough on Coughs" Troches, 15c; Liquid,soc. WaLr.fi’ Mav-Applo (Liver) Pills, 10c. and 25c., “Rough on Toothache,” Instant relief. 150. “Buchu-palba," Orest Kidney and Urinary Oare. sl. "Rough on Corns," tor Corns, Warts, Bunions. IKo. Wells’ Health Renewer cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. “ Rough on Dentist" Tooth Powder, tfio.
* * A . . LYDIA PINKHAM'B* ! : ,<?sg4 VEGETABLE COMPOUND J • * * Isl A POSITIVE CORK FOR • • • * M those painful Complaints * * »»d Weaknesses so common * * /YjiSjfsfe. ***••« to onr best *** ** • * *EMALB POPULATION. * * * / Prise SI la llgatf, pU] «r laaesrefbim •Its purpose ft solely /or the Ultimate healing cf dietnit and the relief cf pain, and that it dcre all It oialitu to do,tlunuandj of ladle* eon gladly teetify, * * It will core entirely nil Ovarian trouble*. Inflammation nnd Uloerstlon, Falling and Displacements, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and Is particuLu ly ndapted to vda Chan;?® of Life. *•••••*••**••§• * It removes Faintness, Flotulenny, dent -oysall erasing for stimulants, and rolieves Weakness < f tlio Stomach. It cures mooting, lloadachos, Norvo is Prostration, General Doblllty, feleoplessness, Depression and Dull givtlon. That feelingof bearing down, earuring pain, and backache, is always permanently curia by its use. * Bond stamp to Lynn, Mass,, for pamphlet. Letters of Inquiry confidentially answered. For ealentdnrniste. * S ********* * • ••#•••••••••'
Pain is supposed to be the lot of us poor mortals, ae iuevltawe as death, and liable at any lime to come upon us. Therefore it is important 111 it remedial ogciiti should b at liuud to be used iu au emergency, when wo are made to feel the excruciating ugonles of pain, or the doprr s ting influence of disease. Such a remeoiul agent exists in that old Reliable Fuinliy Remedy, PERRY DAVIS’ Pain-Killer It was the first and is the only permanent Pain Believer. ITS MEBITS ABE UNSUBPAS3ED. There is nothing to equal It. In a few mo meats It cures Colic, Cramps, Spasms, Heartburn', Dlnrrhtra, Dysentery, Flux, ' Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. It la found to CURE CHOLERA When all other Remedlea foil. WHEN USED EXTERNALLY, AS A LINIMENT, nothing gives quicker ease in Burns. Cuts, Bruises, (Sprains, Stings from fuse ta, anil Scalds. It removes the Are, and the wound heals like ordinary aoie.i. Those suffering with Rheumatism, (Jout, or Neuralgia, if not a positive cure, they find tlie PAIN KILLER gives them roliof when no other remedy will. In sections of the country where FEVER AND AGUE Prevails there Is no remedy held in irrcaier esteem. Persons traveling should keep it by them. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTB.
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TRUE SOLDIERLY 6RIT. Havipc Pa—cd through the War, aw Old (—ldler Conquers awe Enemy mere. Kindling with enthusiasm is he recalled Use great struggle of twenty years ago, Capt. J. R. Sanford, of Newark, who raised Company B of 3Sd X. 1. Zouaves, and went to the front with them, aald to a transient companion one day last summer: “Yes, I was in eight of the fiercest battles of the war; Seven Pines, Malvern Hill. Savage Station, Mlegionary Ridge and Harrison’s Landing are in the list. I started to go with Sherman to the sea, but my right leg was shattered by s ball at the first engagement after the greet march began. After the amputation I was taken twenty-five miles and left in a tent at Ringgold. 6a. A rain came on and my tent was flooded. Then I wa» started on my way to Chattanooga, 280 miles distant. Just try to imagine the horror of that journey to a. man in my condition. For years afterward I waw shaken with every exertion. Yes, the doctors prescribe, as they always will when you ask them, but I keep my own doctor now, and he never opens hi* mouth." *A dumb doctorr exclaimed the Captain’s caller. "Yeg, dumb as a mummy, but smart aa lightning; there he is," pointing to a bottle of DR. DAVID KENNEDY’S FAVORITE REMEDY standing on a comer shelf. "I take thst. When lam run down it winds me up: when lam weak it strengthens mo; when lam •off my food' it gives mo an appetite; when I ami excited it quiets me." Remember name. Dr. David Kennedy’s FAVORTHI REMEDY. Rondont N. Y.
S 3 1 |l| iJi ||| aft a ftgg Liver and Kidney Eemody, §g| f&M Compounded from the well known BB Curatives Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mani drake, Dandeli >n, Sarsaparilla. Cosearn Sagrada, eto., combined with au W agreeable Aromatic Elixir. ■ THEY CURE DYSPEPSIA & INDIGESTION, A lot upon the Liver end Kidneys, HH BHQtJTjATB - THE* BOWELS, 13 They cure Rheumatism, and all Uri- HH nary troubles. They invigorate, J nourish, strengthen and quiet the Nervous System. W Aa a Tonlo they have no Equal. Toko nono but Hops and Molt Bitters. sA FOR SALE'fcTLL DEALERS.—■ Hops and Malt Bitters Co. HH DETROIT, MICH. HH P H r DR. DAVID'— j KENNEDY’S I Powerful in Cuvet $ d ln Every llmne. ' ,s= *HK|f KIDNEY | JPILIVERCHRE vfi&HMfvt «l)r, Kennedy's l'nvnrflMßJi /MM He Remedy is udnptod lo; irdii ««'» ttll<l 'mill *«*ee, esSiwlHrV«h—s*3 “'“•lb C p-im-'Oi-ntJelirf it* 1 fUXeSmHJia'.lXaSSxfn itllciiK. h mine d byimp'iri'y SIS ct l|i« blond, such »h jPn—b,!3BwUr ney, nimbler and Liver ■ CZZ imiiiiiH.l 'iiiiniipiii ioii Olid U cnlinesa#*, peoul .ar to wmuuti. It proves siuieosful in cuss* where all oilier medic nines bad totally fulled. NoiU'Tsrer smmlll despS:-, i aa long as ties routed/ Is untriod, It Ims an nu- ■ broken record of success for many year*, and bus won hosts ol warm friends. Aruyon suffering from nny dlsosav IriOttlibt'i tlio iarses mentioned! If so, Ur. UT. nitrify stnkes bis personal ami professional reputation Ot tlie statsmeut that Fnvulllc HcuiOily trill »'o you good. For aulu by nil druggists, or write to Jlr. David. Kennedy, Houdoiit, N. Y.
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