Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 May 1884 — His Wife Was Healthy. [ARTICLE]

His Wife Was Healthy.

“I notice in the papers,” remark* the editor-in-chief to the funny mfl “an assertion to the effect that tfl wives of all American humorists are * valids. ” I “Yes,” replied the funny man, ■ have seen it, but it is not a fact. I]H wife is in good health.” • m “So I should suppose,” respond* the editor. “If the wives of all Ami ican humorists are invalids, your w* ought to be enjoying exceedingly go* health.” —Plnladelphia Call. I A dude took a lady to an “Unci Tom’s Cabin” show, and as an ushß seated the pair the dude looked aroiul laughingly, and asked the usher : “Hn you a libretto of the opera, you know! The usher looked at him a minute ail said: “We have no libretto, you knol but we have two Markses, two blool hounds, and two jackasses, besidl yourself. ” The dude set down liis hi and never told his love, all the eveninl — reek’s Sun. 9 Betting, next to drinking, is said to | 1 the greatest cause of crime in England. I