Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 May 1884 — Why He Is Ill. [ARTICLE]

Why He Is Ill.

One night Lord Randolph Churchill and some fellow-statesmen were standing on the Thames embankment, at a friend’s garden gate, when Big Ben struck midnight. Sonqf one remarked npon the deliberateness of the ringing, and wondered whether a man could run from there to the Tower steps before the last note was struck. The young Tory leader thought he could f a wager was made, the following night was appointed for the enterprise, and Lord Randolph won; but he so over-exerted himself that the others had to carry him to bed, and next day his physician ordered him off to Gastein. Ix makes every huuiunltarlan pad to see invalids seek such ro.icf as is given them by the use of bitters, kidney medicines, and other nostrums. The flis few doses may make them feel better on account of its stupefying ingredients, combined with some strong cathartic and diuretic that are used in its composition, but they eventually grow worse. The only cure for weakness, nervousness, debility, aches, pains, rheumatism, sores, urinary and digestive troubles, is to make the blood rich, leJ, and pure, by using Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Harsaparilia, a remedy widely indorsed by physicians who have examined into its composition and effeot. No matter how close a horse race may be, the man who wager 3 money on the beaten horse always loses by for-fe't.