Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 May 1884 — What Was Lacking. [ARTICLE]

What Was Lacking.

“Now, here,” said a man to an acquaintance. “You have been owing me $lO for a long time, and I want to call your attention to the fact, that I am in need. ” “I haven’t any money, but I assureyou that my intentions are good.” “Well, why don’t yon pay me when you’ve got the money?” “Because I haven’t the intentions then.” —Texas Siftings. Sufferers from nervousness, early decay, etc., if you valuo lire, avoid advertising doctors and medicines that act on kidneys and liver. Be not deceived by the many bogus certificates of cures from paid or imaginary persons. If a weakness of the sexual system is the cuuse of your distress, Dr. Guysott s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla will strengthen toe parts aflected, stop the drain, quiet the nerves, produce dreamless slumber, and < allow you to regain perlect health. It has cured thousands, and will cure you; for, by purifying the blood and strengthening every weak portion of the body, it removes every symptom of distress. What would comprise a fair match? A woman without arms and a man without legs would be a fair match. How no bees dispose of their honey? Ceil it, of course.