Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 May 1884 — Her Identity Revealed. [ARTICLE]

Her Identity Revealed.

Little Nell—We’ve got a new scholar in, our school Papa—What is her name? < Little Nell—Her name is Minnie. Papa— But her other name ? > Little Nell —I don’t know. I forgot to ask her. Papa—ls she a good scholar ? Little Nell —No; she missed the first question. The teacher asked her how many pounds make a ton, and she said i,8oo; Papa—Ah! I see. She is the daughter of Mr. Blank, the coal dealer.--Philadelphia Call. Many who long suffered from indescribable feelings of distress, lame baok, aching joints, sores, swellings, weakness of the urluary anil digestive oiguus, unnatural feelings ol' weariness, headache, nervousness, despondency, sleeplessness, disturbing dreams, partlul insanity, etc., after doctoring liver, kidneys, nerves, and brain with the various quack nostrums of the day, and beinfi; nearly lrightened to death by their alarming advertisements, quietly began using Dr. Guysott's Yellow Look and Sarsaparilla, and were agreeably surprised to quiokly find themselves restored to perfect health. No other remedy equals it. A bucking horse is frequently wie power behind the thrown. Last year’s fashions are out of date, but last year’s friends are still our own. This is why Mrs. Plnkham’s Vegetable Compound never loses favor; every lady who knows its worth (and .who docs not?) feels that the kindly face of Mm. Pinkham Is that of an honored friend. Writing the obituary of an adversary seems like a mean kind of revenge.