Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1884 — Perfectfully Dreadful. [ARTICLE]

Perfectfully Dreadful.

“Oh, I say, Chawley, that was a chawming cweechaw you dawnoed with at Mrs. Bullion’s t’other eve." “No, Hawy, she was not chawming; she is a vulgah cweechaw." “ Wy, weally, you don't say so, Chawley." “Yaas; she asked me if Ilikedconnndwums, and I told her that I had tried them in Paree, but I didn’t like them as well «8 fweid fwogs. And then she larfed—actually larfed. Just think of a society gyurl larfing.” “Puffee dwedful, wasn’t it?" “Yes; Mid then sho asked me if I knew why Fweddie Simpson was a fount >in of humor, and when I said no she said it was because he was always having boils. ” “Oh, Chawley* how could you? Take me to a soda-fountain. I feel faint and need a stimulant.”— Essex County (Mass.) Statesman. A comparison of the cotton product of South Carolina for the most prosperous > nto-rebellion year, 1860, with that of 1883 is shown to be so much tbe more favorable to the latter year as to seem almost incredible. The erop last year was larger than in 1860 by 114,815 bales, and in the manufacture of cotton prodiicts tbe inorease had been from (713,000 to (7,963,000. The cedars of Alaska are better and infinitely more inexhaustible than the famed cedars of Lebanon.