Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1884 — Very Fastidious. [ARTICLE]

Very Fastidious.

A couple of gentlemen were dining, or preparing to dine, at a certain restaurant. When the eloquent waiter had Baid: “Roastbeefmuttonchoportenderlomandfriedliver?” one of the gentlemen shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed : “Don’t bring me any liver,” “Ah!” exclaimed the other gentleman, “then I take it von are not particularly fond of liver. “No, not m the least. I don’t yearn for liver.” “Any particular reason ?” “Why, yes. You see I can hardly take up a copy of a daily paper, nowadays, but I see the advertisement: *Lost —A liver-colored pointer dog.’ So yon see the association is not pleasant. So far as lam concerned, it doesn’t make a whit’s difference whether it is a liver-oolored dog or a dog-colored liver with which they tempt my appe-tite.”—-Tanas Siftings.