Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1884 — His Youth Saved Him. [ARTICLE]

His Youth Saved Him.

“Say,” said an esteemed friend* as he rushed breathlessly into our sanctum, “Say!” “Well, say what?” “Why, when are potatoes just alike?” “When they are mashed ?” “No; ha, ha, he, he, ho, ho! It’s ha, ha—when they’re ho, ho pared.” —The Hoosier.