Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1884 — Advertising Enterprise. [ARTICLE]

Advertising Enterprise.

“Moses,” said Mrs. Schaumberg to her spouse, “you shute has read de adverdisement vot Isaac has got oud. He has more pizzeness enterprise vot you has got. ” “How you make dot oud, Repecca?" repbed Moses. ”Vy, Isaac’s adverdisement reats, ‘not only mus mine goots pe solt ride away quick, but dem sthore vixtures vil has to pe mooted oud py der 3d of Shanniary.’” “Dot’s nodddngs, Repecca, dot’s noddings at all to mine new adverdisement. You dond could has reat all uv mine cart, eh ? De cart in de baper vos in your name, nnd it reats I T, Repeoca Schaumberg, vill bositively sell, or gif away at de lowest briees, everydings in mine former husbandt’s sthore, as he has died mit starvation for selling dings so sheap, und I mus de funeral oxpense3 ride avay bay ©op.’ Vat you dinks now, Repecca? How high am dot for enterbrise ? ’" “Ach! mine Moses! How coult I has such a boor obinion mate of you as dot ? Und still I cannot see vot geeps you so long dot Legislature oud. ” Texas Siftings.