Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1883 — A Happy Exemption, [ARTICLE]

A Happy Exemption,

Or relief from any and all the disagreeable symptonfe which proceed from disorder df the fiver is experienced by .Jthose who ,use Hostetter’S Stomach Bitters as an auxiliary of health or a remedy for disease. Constipation, yellowness of tfie skin, .nausea, headache and pains "through the right side and shoulder blade afre p ttrencefoith unknown to the who resorts to it and against those malarial ailments, of which derangement of the liven is an invariable attendant, and which it invites and fosters, this standard medicine is wmfest effl lent as well as pleasant safeguards fiegularity of the bowels —a condition. which fails of permanent attainment by the use' of average cathartics—invariably results from Its use, and composure of the nerves and sound digestion are also amongst the beneficent consequences of a course of the grand, reforming tonic. It also relieves rheumatism and inactivity of the kidneys and bladder.. /AmCOntejiporary mentions ft Caso beyond the ordinary oculist. It is that of a young lady who, instead of a pupil, has a college student in her eye.. w An illustration of stinginess is cited by a writer, who knows a man who talks through his nose in order to save the wear and tear of his false teeth. It’s hard to believe Miss Whittier was cured of such terrible sores by Hood's Sarsaparilla, but reliable people prove it Do not waste time and money studying fashion-plates. Go to church. “When we say that Samaritan Nervine cures rheumatism, we mean it. — Frisco Journal. The first Doctor of Divinity is said to have been “ O. Fiddle, D. D.’* Dr. B. F. UDOHMS, Clide, Kan., writes: “ Samaritan Nervine cures fits.” An editor offers a reward of ?5 for the best treatise on “ How to make out-door life attractive to the mosquito.”