Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 November 1883 — Page 7

TOM AND VIC.

ContriiiMß Tom Oehiltree’s Visit to Britain's Queen. “Escorted to the castle by Mr. Lowell," says Mr. Ochiltree, “I was duly presented, and her Majesty was pleased to ask both Mr. Lowell and myself to be seated. I had been previously warned that the Queen was morbidly sensitive about the death of that Scotch attendant, John Brown, and cautioned not in any way to allude to it, or even use the word brown." It would occupy too much space to give the whole interview at length, but the Queen was graciously pleased to “hope that Mr. Ochiltree found his visit to London enjoyable.” “Enjoyable, your Imperial Highness; well, I should pause to hesitate,” exclaimed the impulsive ranger. “I’ve been dragged out to dinner after dinner and garden parties galore, until I’m completely done brown.” The Queen looked sad and glanced at a portrait over the mantel-piece, which represented a rather hard-visaged, shock-headed man in a Glengary oap, who might have been a Presbyterian elder. Mr. Lowell shif ted’uneasily in his chair. The conversation was resumed and the Hon. Tom recommends her Majesty to make a trip to the Yellowstone park, assuring her that if she would abandon for a wliile“her old Balmoral and Frogmore and effete Windsor and try it, she would come back from her trip as bull-headed as a bear and as brown i s a berry.” “My God!” exclaimed Mr. Lowell, under his breath. “If I only had a dozen New York policemen here to kill this Texas steer as a measure of public safety. They might do it in twentyfour or twenty-five shots. ” The Queen burst into tears, but, recovering herself, with flattering condescension, said: “Ah, well, Mr. Ochiltree, scenery is all very fine. But, after all, sir, as a statesman, don’t you think the grandest thing your country has done was the abolition of slavery, and that dear Mr. Lincoln did it ?” Mr. Lowell turned pale and groaned, for he saw the hidden possibilities involved in the answer to the question. The Queen’s question gave the new member of Congress just the opportunity he wanted. “Yes, you are right, Mrs. Guelph,” said he, “in saying that the emancipation of the slave was the grandest act of the nineteenth century. It was the grandest act because it cost more lives of white men than all the niggers in the world are, or ever will be, worth. But, madam, you err in supposing that Abraham Lincoln, wise and good man as he was, alone emancipated the negro. Madam, you never heard of old John Brown, did you? John Brown, who died execrated and despised by the people of the South, and regretted only by a few people of his own sort in the North.” Mr. Lowell gasped for breath and faintly murmured: “This is simply awful. I don’t see how war is to be avoided. What shall I say to Mr. Frelinghuysen for bringing on this entanglement? War, war, war, and we’ve got no navy.” Tom had got going, and he was bound to make a brilliant peroration if it was the *Laat act of his dissipated career. He saw nothing in the plainly apparent emotion of the Queen. “Yes, your Majesty, ” he continued, “the work begun by John Brown at Harper’s Ferry, when he was captured by the marines—” “Sir,” interrupted the Queen of England, “Mr. Brown was never in the place you call Harper’s Ferry in his life, and if he had been I would like to have caught any marines laying hands on him. I’d have made it hot for them, by mine halidem!” “Oh, yes he was, Highness,” said Tom. “I say the work begun by John Brown at Harper’s Ferry culminating at the close of our long and bloody struggle. When the echoes of the guns had died away, 100,000 veterans of the army of the Potomac marched down Pennsylvanian avenue singing in chorus. I’ll try to give you the air: John Brown’s body lies a moldering in the grave. Bat his soul goes marching on. The Queen uttered one prolonged shriek, and fell fainting to the floor. Exit Mr. Lowell and Mr. Ochiltree.

No Lead Pencils.

There is no lead pencil; and there has been none for fifty years. There was a time when a spiracle of lead, cut from the bar or sheet, sufficed to make marks on white paper or some rougher abrading material. The name of lead pencil came from the old notion that the products of the Cumberland mines, England, were lead, instead of being plumbago or graphite; a carbonate of iron, capable of leaving a lead-colored mark. With the original lead pencil or slip, and with the earlier styles of the “lead” pencil made direct from the Cumberland mine, the wetting of the pencil was a preliminary of writing. But, since it has become a manufacture, the lend pencil is adapted', by numbers of letters, to each particular design. There are grades of hardness, from the pencil that may be sharpened to a needle point, to one that makes a broad mark. Between the two extremes there are a number of graduations that cover all the conveniences of the lead pencil. These graduations are made by taking the original carbonate, and grinding it, and mixing it with a fine quality of clay in differing proportions, regard being had to the use of the pencil. The mixture is thorough, the mass is squeezed through dies to form and size it, is dried and incased in its wood envelope.

Manners.

Young folks should be mannerly How to be so is the question. Many a good boy and girl feel that they cannot behave to suit themselves in the presence of company. They feel timid, bashful and self-distrustful, the moment they are addressed by a stranger or appear in company. There is but one way to get over this feeling and acquire graceful and easy manners; that is to do the best they can all the time at home as well as abroad. Good manners are not learned from arbitrary teaching so much as acquired from habit. They grow upon ns by use. We must be courteous, agreeable, civil, kind, gentlemanly, and womanly at home, and then it will soon become a

kind of second nature to be so everywhere. , A coarse, rough manner at home begate a habit 6f roughness which we cannot lay off, if we try, when we go among strangers. The most agreeable people we have ever known in company are those that are perfectly agreeable at home. Home is the school for all the best things, especially for good manners.

Band Power.

The Mexican arastra has always been a cheap and inexpensive method of extracting placer gold from our canons, but some power was necessary. Mules and burros were used, and sometimes Indian power, but now a new discovery has been made which is being used with great success in Mono and Inyo counties and is run by a flow of sand. It would be of immense value to mines on our deserts which are not now worked on account of dryness, etc., but where theie is an overwhelming superfluity of sand. Sufficient water is necessary for drinking purposes and to properly moisten the ore. The aratras are operated by sand, which drives a large overshot wheel On this wheel sand takes the place of water. The regulator is sand, a pile, of which has been raked up to the works. The wind-mill runs a belt containing a great number of buckets, and these carry the sand up to a big tank, just as elevators carry wheat in a flouring-mill. A stream of sand being let out upon the overshot wheel, it revolves just as it would under the weight of a stream of water, and the aratras move steadily on at their work. When there is much wind sand is stored up for use when calm prevails, as the aratras are never idle. After a sufficient quantity of sand has once been collected there is no trouble on that score, the same being used over and over. Who will try this inexpensive but promising process in our Southern California places during the dry season? —Los Angeles Herald.

How to Escape Lightning.

“What is the best thing to do in order to avoid being struck by lightning?” inquired a reporter of a prominent local scientist. “It is not so much of what to do as of what not to do,” was the answer. “In the first place, yon want to carry as little metal as possible about your person. When the storm approaches shelter yourself inside the nearest brick or stone building. If none be near, you stand still or lie down on your place, regardless of the rain, which is really a . protection. Avoid the shelter of trees and doorways, also outhouses, such as barns or stables, whether of stone or wood, especially of the latter. I consider that open, low, dry, stony ground is safer than high, wet and grassy ground, and that leeward sites are safer than windward ones. On seeking shelter laborers should leave their tools behind, as the metal is apt to attract the electric fluid. The chimneys of a house should be kept clean. Keep clear of fire-places, metals, especially pipes; of walls, especially outer ones; of wires, cisterns, window-bars, mirfors, pianos, gilt frames, etc., etc. All doors and windows should be closed. A building is greatly guarded by paving close around the walls and by dry and well-drained foundations. I would lay especial stress upon the danger of carrying metal about the person, or of having it near one, as many persons are killed by their carelesness in this respect.”—Milwaukee Wisconsin.

Advice to Intending Ministers.

My dear young brother, if you prefer it, if you honestly feel that you have something to say that people must hear, then preach. *But: If you can’t do anything else; if you can’t plow or reap; if you know not how either to fish or cut bait; if at anything else you would starve, then, in Heaven’s name, keep out of the pulpit. God never yet established a church as a pension agency for anybody. If you have made up your mind that you’ll have to preach or starve, you will confer a great favor by starving. Or,- you can edit a newspaper, which is a respectable way of doing the same thing. Anybody can edit a paper. Except the editor. He doesn’t know the first principle of his business. Any man whom he has had occasion to bring into the dissecting-room for demonstration will tell you that.— E. J. Burdette.

Queen Elizabeth’s Gloves.

A pair of gloves once worn by Queen Elizabeth have been preserved in a British museum. They are of very fine white leather, worked with gold thread, but of a size at which our fashionable beauties would stand aghast. Good Queen Bess, however, had a hand that was fit to wield a scepter. The thumb of her glove was five inches long, and the palm measure three and one-half inches across. Another royal glove has been preserved in Henry Y Ill’s “hawkes glove,” in which, if the original bears any likeness to the illustration, a goodly number of “hawkes” could find a comfortable resting-place A law applicable to seven counties in Washington Territory provides a penalty against throwing sawdust into streams, as large numbers of fish are killed by the sawdust entering their throats and gills. They are making wrapping-paper out of rice straw and palm leaves in Georgia.

Morning Mists

And night damps generate malarial disorders and rheumatism in those obliged tj be abroad in them. The farm laborer, the early rising aitisan, and the night toiler, find in Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters a genial protection against the ejects of exposure to the weather and damp or foetid air, and also a pleasant means of counteracting the effects of excessive fatigue or weariness, induced by the lack of a due measure of “nature’s sweet restorer”—sleep. They who work early and late the year round need, occasional ;y, the healthful stimulus imparted by a wholesome tonic like this. To all its purity and efficiency as a remedy and preventive of disease ’c mmend it. It checks incipient rheumatism and malarial symptom", relieves constipation, dyspersia and biliousness, arrests premature decay of the physical energies, mitigates the infirmities of age and hastens convalescence. It is said there are two eventful periods of the life of a woman: One when she wonders whom she will have, and the other when she wonders who will have her.

HIS OWN EXECUTOR.

A Weil-known Gentleman’! Pbllanthrophy and the Commotion Canoed by One of His letters. [Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.] We published in our local columns yesterday morning a significant letter from a gentleman known personally or by reputation to nearly every person in the land. We have received a number of letters protesting against the use of our columns for such “palpable frauds and misrepresentations therefore, to confirm beyond a doubt' the authenticity of the letter, and the genuineness of its sentiments, a reporter of this paper was commissioned to ascertain all the possible facts in the matter. Accordingly he visited Clifton Springs, saw the author of the letter, and with the i olio wing result: Dr. Henry Foster, the gentleman in question, is 68 or 61 years of age, and has an extremely cordial manner. He presides as Superintendent over the celebrated sanitarium, which accommodates over 500 guests, and is unquestionably the leading health resort of the country. Several years ago this benevolent man wisely determined to be his own executor, and, therefore, turned over this magnificent property, worth 9800,000, as a free gift to a Board of Trustees, representing the principal Evangelical denominations. Among the Trustees are Bishop A. C. Coxe, Protestant Episcopal, Buffalo; Bishop Mathew Simpson, Philadelphia, Methodist Episcopal; President M. B. Anderson, of the University of Rochester; Rev. Dr. Clark, Secretary of the A. B. C. F. M., Boston. The benevolent purpose of the institution is the care: Ist—of Evangelical missionaries and their families whose health has been broken in their work. 2nd.—of ministers, of any denominations, In good standing. 3rd.—of members of any church; who otherwise would be unable to secure such care and treatment. The current expenses of the institution are met by the receipt from the hundreds of distinguished and wealthy people who every year crowd Its utmost capacity. Here come men and women who were once in perfect health, but neglected the first symptoms of disease. The uncertain pains they felt at first were overlooked until their health became impaired, They little realized the danger before them, nor how alarming even trifling ailments might prove. They constitute all classes, including ministers and Bishops, lawyers, Judges, statesmen, millionaires, journalists, college professors and officials from all parts of the land. Drawing the morning Democrat and Chronicle from his pocket, the reporter remarked, “ Doctor, that letter of yours has created a good deal of talk, and many of our readers have questioned its authenticity.” “To what do you refer?” remarked the Doctor. “ Have you seen the paper? ” “ Yes, but I have not had time to read it yet.” The reporter thereupon showed him the letter, which was as follows: Clifton Springs Sanitarium Co., 1 Clifton Spbings, N. Y., Oct. H, 1883. j Dear Sib: lam using Warner’s Safe Cure, and I regard it as the best remedy for some forms of kidney disease that we have. lam watching with great care some cases I am now treating with it, and I hope for favorable results. I wish you might come down yourself, as I would like very much to talk with you about your sterling remedy and show you fiver our Institution. Yours truly, [Signed] Henry Foster, M. D. “I do not see why anybody should be skeptical concerning that letter,” lemarkedthe Doctor. “Isn’t it unusual for a physician of your standing and influence to commend a proprietary preparation.” “I don’t know how it may be with others, but in this institution we allow no person to dictate to us what we shall use. Our purpose is to cure the sick, and for that work we use anything we know to be valuable. Because I know Warner’s Safe Cure Is a very valuable preparation, I commend it. As its power Is manifested under my use, so shall I add to the completeness of my commendation. “Have you ever analyzed it, Doctor?” “We always analyze before we try any preparation of which we do not know the constituents. But analysis, you know, only gives the elements; it does not give the allimportant proportions. The remarkable power of Warner’s Safe Cure undoubtedly consists in the proportions according to which its elements are mixed.” While there may be a thousand remedies made of the same elements, unless they are put together, in proper proportions, they are worthless as kidney and liver preparations. “I hope some day to meet Mr. Warner personally, and extend fuller congratulations to him on the excellence of his preparations. I have heard much of him as the founder of the Wagner Observatory, and as a man of large benevolence. The reputed high character of the man himself gave assurance to me in the first place that he would not put a remedy upon the market that was not trustworthy; and it was a source of a good deal of gratification to me to find out by actual experiment the remedy itself sustained my impressions.” The conclusion reached by Dr. Foster Is precisely the same found by Dr. Dio Lewis, Dr. Robert A. Gunq, Ex-Surgeon-General Gallagher and others, and proves beyond a doubt the great efficacy of the remedy which has awakened so much attention in the land and rescued so many men, women and children from disease and death. A lemon tree on the farm of Thomas Kennedy, on Noonan’s lake, Fla., 19 years pld, budded on a sour orange stump, has been in bearing eleven years and yielded its owner a net average of S6B a year, the greatest yearly yield being $lO6. Jefferson Citt, Mo. —Dr. J. C. Rlddlei says: “ Persons who use Brown’s Iron Bitten always speak well of it. It is a good medicine.” It is estimated that that there are 21,000 counterfeit sovereigns afloat in Great Britain. “Is beer a tonic?” inquires an anxiouscorrespondent; and in our humble opinion it Is, most emphatically—a Teutonic.— New York Advertiser. For tremulousness, wakefulness, dizziness and lack of energy, a most valuable remedy s Brown’s Iron Bitters. London has a weekly paper devoted to ballooning matters—the Aeronaut. It Is probably published on fly-paper.— Rochester Post. The life-giving properties of Impure blood are restored by using Samaritan Nervine. A cutaway jacket is the proper costume for an elopement. » ' From Magnolia, Ark., Mr. T. J. Gunnels writes: ’■'Samaritan Nervine cured my son’s fits.” “That’s what beats me,” soliloquized the small boy, as he gazed on his ma’s slipper. The greatest engine In the world is the new Baxter portable, in use all over the world. Descriptive circulars free. Address J. C, Todd. 17 Barclay St-t New York. W. B. Squires, of Worthington, Ind., says: I have sold more White Wine of Tar Syrup than any other Cough Remedy. It is the best I ever saw. “Rough on Coughs," 15c., 25c. 50c., at Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat. First effectual, then good to take, then cheap—Piso’s Cure for Consumption. “Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup,” for feverishness, restlessness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c. If a cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso’s Cure for Consumption and rest well. Skinny Men. Wells’Health Renewer restores health and vigor, cares Dyspepsia, Impotence. $L Get Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots or shoes before you run them over. “Rough on Cotghs,” 15c., 25c.,50c„ at Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat.

A Druggist’s Story.

Mr. Isaac C. Chapman, druggist, Newbursr, N. writes us: “I have for the past ten years sold several grross of Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the .Lungs. I can say as it what I cannot say of any other medicine. I have never heard a customer speak of it but to praise its virtue in the highest manner. I have recommended it in a great many cases of whooping cough, with the happiest effects. I have used it in my own family for many years; in fjurt, always have a bottle in the medicine cioset ready for use.”

Carbo-lines.

Full oft we feel the surge of tears. Yet joy has light for all the years. To all whose hair is getting thin, Our Carboline will keep it in. Mr. A. Nichols, of this place, says he suffered from Catarrh for years. He purchased a bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm of us. He is now almost cured, and says you cannot recommend it too highly. We are selling more of Ely’s Cream Balm than of all other Catarrh remedies; can hardly keep a supply on hand.— Evers Bros., druggists, Independence, lowa. Fob DTBPHPBIA, indigestion. depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the •Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Hazard A Ca, Now York, and sola by all druggists, is the best tonio; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no eauaL J. P. Gagfb, Route agent on the Ft. Wayne branch of the L. 8. & M. 8. railway, says: Agent at Reading, Mich., get me two more bottles of Warner’s White Wine of Tar. I never used Its equal for throat trouble. Never write the word “finis” backward, it will be a sin if vou do. How can you remain a sufferer from dysSpsia when worse cases than yours are beX cured by Hood’s Sarsaparilla? Try it A stitch in Time must make the old chap feel sew-sew. Ottumwa, lowa.— Dr. J. N. Armstrong says: “ I have used Brown’s Iron Bitters in my family and recommend its use to others.” The ballodh that will not go up is not good for ascent.

HUMORS.

The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear on the skin. They are objectionable from their disfigurement, and vary in character from a constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood’s Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purifies the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. Halford Flynn, of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood’s Sarsaparilla purified his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. Ringworm. My brother is a victim to a humor which brings ringworms all over his face. He is using Hood’s Sarsaparilla. and already is so much benefited that his eyes are no longer affected. He will continue its use till he teela fully cured.—L. E. Howard, Temple, N. H. Rheum. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten his hands to keep him from rubbing the sores, which itched and discharged a watery matter. Before he had finished one bottle of Hood’s Sarsaparilla the sores were healed.—L. J. Clement, Merchant, Warner, N. H. Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Sold by Druggists. $1: six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD Si CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.

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a musical instrument that will play any tune, and that ■//J*r ' l<l> f \any one,even a child, can operate. 1 ///,%EEP3r \ The Organcftc h«» gained nich ■ world-wld* reputation, tha* /// 'i3&£ •*%. '////! % aknglhy description of it ia not neccaaary. It will be auftt» i / PJn) i/ till 1 ©lent to lay that it ia a rEltrlU'T organ that playa mrckant- > > */' '////1,1 m iff 'l/ffly £ Jfet \W\\ I 1 callu all the aacred aira, popular music, tonga, dances, etc. TriwiTyu/A' wl i» 7/ U'wlWPv, . I etc. It comi.ta of three strong bcllovi and act es reeds with. Ilf ViHUttV Nt/ | // .paJay 1 ill ml EXPKtesioH box and SWELL. A atrip of perforated paper JI N> . \wa( LJI yJswwfcsJ*ittf^ fN si I represents the tune, and it ia only necessary to place the paper i, 1L fj, * IV TKII I I]J \m//»f LTAjifL \l I tuue In the inatrument, aa shown in the picture, amt turtn ; t I , -aJ Tgaflj ** 7r TMlfl W ' jrk 7\« vl I t,ic handle, which both operates the bellowa and pmpela th. ! Uwlg» IIf [3 '* paper tune. The perforations in the paper allow tire right i. mT[Ty~ , VwfviKoS I IT \T 4 l |, r~?i V 4 v| II mu. to aoundand a perfect tune is the result, ptrfta in lime, 1 ' ■ ri / kvif i ifT I It Vil II Af-*pefc~ _// tzecvUtm, and tfttt. without tbeleaat knowledseof music being I H _ /* 11 1 /48 required of the performer: creu a little child can opera® { R liW |1 V# It; aa is shown in the picture, a little girl is playing a song and I - ¥w TT m CP.I V " * her playmates are singing the words. It is tuned in the key ; T% tl fpEBfX Jr beat suited for the human voice to eing by. It Interests and enter- 1 i As c Jff tains both old aud young, assists in training the voice and *r— > IL ~Xf| yr *~/W\nr~yrOßL>a IIOUBS OK BOC.I AL AHPBEMXHT. The Organetta is perfectly A ..g /J/tyM |f/ represented by tho picture. it is mede of solid (lack eeeiuM. deco— t iXSI aesar. rated in gilt, and ie both handsome and ornamental. The price es , 41* / —— v /ijjjfr ,i nl ii. r instruments haa hitherto been gg, aud the demand haa constantly' 1 all / increased until now there an over 75,000 in use. We are encouraged to plac* i v » the Organetta on the market at this greatly reduced price, believing that the sal* , will warrant the reduction. The Organetta. thougia I H . _ Similar in construction is an improeeiaes. upon our TDTf TQ Cfl well-known Organettr, which sells for g» lUi IJU, till. and s:u II CM,tains ihr same nun,bn us * rrvd» and plsys the tarns tunes. Our utter is this : On , receipt us W 7 we will send — u.c orgauetta by u> nudrest *>!« /s'S nIT ilntili’i‘TlTTT'Stl i mr w:t.r>o « - »■ r l'// , t *«:, I // » nm „■ ,r.o < ■ m m. - u K sek. I, ~. includes ||,, line and pin ki ’ ’ nfr^*rdniiiTmHrPlnl*f^^Wn? l WßTnwrffMtiTT g rilP*”t .me ■■ srs «#'«'. aid «,■» m t :u " >' > t- ■ »■ > i ■ , r c m n Ada.-, tp. a -lassachuietts Organ Cr.. 57 U AN WIvWWIOA IN tVttll nv™" Bii *suoisrtv/ashinflton Us.. tioatow, hiaaa.

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