Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1883 — Page 7

The Polar Hare.

Far away to the north of ns stretches i land white with snow during most of the year, where bleak winds in unobstructed fury sweep over deserted wastes; where night hangs like a ber clond for months and months unbroken, and where those crystal mountuns called icebergs are bom. There is the home of the polar bare. There, where man aimlessly wanders in a vain learch for food or shelter, this dainty creature thrives. Strangely enough, however, it sometimes happens that men are overtaken by starvation in the midst of numbers Df polar hares. This is because the little creature has a peculiarity which makes it difficult for the inexperienced hunter to shoot it. When approached, it seems to have no fear at all, but sits up, apparently waiting for the coming hunter. Just, however, as the probably hungry man begins to finger the trigger of his gun, audio eat in anticipation the savory »tew, the hare turns about and bounds actively away to a safe distance, and, once more rising upon its haunches, sits with a provoking air of seeming unconsciousness until the hunter is again nearly, within gunshot, when it once more jumps away. This must be tantalizing enough to a well-fed sportsman, but how heartbreaking to the man who knows that not only his own life, but the lives of all his comrades as well, depends upon the capture of the pretty creature. Notwithstanding, however, the apparent impossibility of approaching near enough to the hare to shoot it, there is in reality a very simple way to accomplish it. This plan is practiced by the natives, who no doubt have learned it after many a hungry failure. It consists in walking in a circle around the animal, gradually narrowing the circle until within the proper distance. Simple as this plan i-', it is so effective that, with care, the hunter may get within fifty yards of the hare, which seems completely bewildered by his circular course. Perhaps the sad story of the heroic suffering and final loss of Capt. De Long and his brave comrades might never have had to be told, had it not been for their probable ignorance of a matter of no more importance than this of how to shoot a polar hare. When they left their ship, the Jeannette, they took with them only rifles, thinking, no doubt, that they would fall in with only such large game as bears, reindeer, and wolves. As a matter of fact, such large animals were very scarce, while ptarmigan, a species of grouse, were plentiful, and would have supplied food in abundance to the whole brave band had there been shotguns with Avliich to shoot them. As it was, the rifles brought down but a few of the birds, and thus, in the midst of comparative plenty, the brave fellows starved.— John E. Coryell, in St. Nicholas.

The Ethics of a Crowd.

There is no room fOr extremists in a crowd. The dude will be ground between the upper and nether millstone. In fact those about him are likely to take a secret pleasure in adding to his dis-„ comfiture. The crowd has a keen eye for sham which fares particularly ill when it takes the shape of personal pretension. There must be a feeling that “you are one of us” to secure good favor. People do not congregate in vast numbers to admire others, but to have a good time themselves. They are generally willing to do the fair thing, but want no “putting on airs.” It requires room to do that with any degree of comfort to the operator. He must be out of ear-shot of the remarks which convey to him the sense of the failure he is making. It is a singular fact that no amount of experience, inherited or personal, is sufficient to disabuse many people of the idea that they can create false impressions as to their own importance on the beholder. For every word of admiration a flashily dressed or visibly consequential persons elicits, he gets a thousand contemptuous recognitions as an ass—a fact he remains perennially impervious to. The striving and projects of the Bwell constantly miscarry and he knows it not—except when he is jostled in a crowd. He goes through the world in a state of perpetual ignorance as to his transparency. The crowd is a great leveler, and the member of it who does not do his own leveling has it done for him in a manner which is not at all pleasant. Large and happy aggregations of people, like civilization itself, are based upon the spirit of mutual concession. The savage who does not know how to yield in. little things wants all out doors to live and have his being in. And what is the arrogant, bumptious person, however civilized his exterior may be, who has no consideration for others, but a relic of barbarism? The kindly feeling which prompts the doing of a small favor, at some slight inconvenience even to self, it is which makes the happy crowd possible. The lubrication of good will, sympathy and small helpfulness is the grand secret which makes the social machinery move well. Each man must allow a little margin to others,'or there can be no general elasticity to prevent things from being broken upon each other. He must round off the sharp corners, or there will be constant punctures and raspings.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.

A Swedish Farm-House.

Everythin# in the house is of the most primitive order. In the single large room on the ground floor are chairs made of hollow tree trunks, tables of rough-hewn planks turn up on folding legs against the side of the room, and there are bunks in the wall with curiously carved and painte'd trimmings. Beside the rude stone fire platform, where the smoke curls up under an overhanging hood, stands the well-worn chopping-block, where during the long evenings of the winter months the farmer sits by the hour splitting kindling-wood and whittling. From the smoky beams overhead hang tools, baskets, and poles draped with great bunches of folded rye bread, about the appearance and texture of coarse brown paper. To lighten up the dull-toned interior the farmer’s wife has hung her embroidered towels and

brilliant coverlets along the front of the straw-filled budks, and spread a richly colored piece of home-woven wool over the painted chest where the Bibles mad hymn-books are carefully stored. On the floor she has sprinkled fresh birch leaves or stretched a piece of homemade rag carpet. Geraniums and roses bloom in the long, low window, where the green-toned glass set in lead lets in a mellow light. The rakes which hang by the door are whittled out of tough wood. The beer mug, the old handmangles, and the saddle-bows are carved in grotesque forms or covered with intricate ornamentation. Among the few Eieces of coarse crockery is found peraps a quaint silver cup, and sticking in the same rack with the clumsy wooden ladles is a battered but serviceable silver spoon which has fed a half-dozen generations. The only literature in sight is a bundle of Swedish newspapers from far-off Minnesota, carefully preserved, and read again and again.

The Very Odd “Pioneers” of Dakota.

It is not strange that the dwellers in Dakota should be somewhat different from common folks. Nowhere else beneath the sun was there ever gathered such a pioneer population. No hickory shirts and hobnailed rawhide boots; no log cabins and coonskin caps; no lumbering ox-wagons, full of tow-headed brats, with a half-dozen brindle dogs trotting along between the wheels; no coarse home-spun and hog-and-hominy; no toil-swollen hands and smell of sour sweat and manure piles; no, no. Our pioneers come in palace-cars, reading the latest novel, or Longfellow’s rhythmical twaddle about ‘The Land of the Dacotahs.” which always reminded me of a two-tailed dog with a tin can tied to each. Their costumes tell of jaunts to Newport and Saratoga, and their wives and daughters are up in all the mysteries of Worth, Demorest and Butterick, and familiar with the newest agonies in opera arias and dance steps. All farm work is done by machinery. The ground is broken with sulky plows, the sowing is done with buggy seeders, the golden grain is harvested with selfbinding reapers and threshed by steam, while the engine feeds itself with straw for fuel. Our Grangers farm in city tailor-made suits, with kid gloves on their hands and diamonds blazing in their shirt-fronts, while the dainty cambric handkerchief, with which they carry on gentle flirtations with toil, give forth the soft fragrance of new-mown hay, wild rose or jockey club. — Cor. St Louis Globe-Democrat.

Americans Live in a Hurry.

Because we are comparatively free from those deeply-seated and debasing forms of social corruption which have been the. ruin of past civilization, it does not follow that we are thereby free from those evils to which I have alluded, and which, because they are undermining their nobler energies and destroying our equilibrium of life, are, or ought to be, wortny of our serious attention. Instead of keeping before our minds the importance of mental equipoise, and instead of remembering that the true estimate of life consists in a harmonious adjustment of all its parts, we simply rush madly on, thinking in a hurry, living in a hurry, and for the most part dying in a hurry. The feiiina lente of the Latins is almost entirely unknown to us, and in place of it a thoughtless rush renders us more and more The slaves of custom and established mode, With pack-horse constancy to keep the road. —Henry C. Tedder, in The Manhattan.

Pleasant Romance.

Lady Sarah Cadogan, daughter of Earl Cadogan, aged 13, was married to the Duke of Richmond, aged 18. The marriage was a bargain to cancel a gambling debt between their parents, Lady Sarah being a co-heiress. The youth, the Lord March, was brought from college and the little lady from the nursery for the marriage, which took place at the Hague. The bride was amazed and silent, but the husband exclaimed: “Surely you are not going to marry me to that dowdy.” Then his tutor took him off to the continent and the bride went back to her mother. Three years later Lord March returned from his travels, but, having such a disagreeable recollection of his wife, was in no hurry to join her, and went the first evening to the theater. There he saw a lady so beautiful that he asked who she was. “The reigning toast, Lady March,” was the answer. He at once claimed her, and their lifelong affection is spoken of as a romance.

Preserving Flowers.

To preserve flowers in their natural form and color, insert the stems in water in which twenty-five grains ammonium chloride (sal ammoniac) have been dissolved. Flowers can be preserved in this way for from fifteen to thjrty days. To preserve them permanently for several months, dip them into perfectly limpid gum-water, and then allow them to drain. The gum forms a complete coating on the stems and petals, and preserves their shape and color long after they have become dry.

Keep in the Right Place.

The world is made up of differently shaped persons—as, for instance, round men and square men, and half the trouble in life is caused by the round men getting into the square holes. People should not be everlastingly mixing things—the sand and the sugar, the flies and the milk, etc. Better to succeed as a blacksmith, than to fail as a poet; to measure ribbon well, than to bungle in trying to be a statesman.— Good Health.

Happy Once More.

St. Louis, Mo. —A Chronicle reporter was told by Mr. Alfred J. Papin, of this city, that his nephew had the moßt obstinate case of inflammatory rheumatism, which baffled all kinds of treatment until St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain-conqueror, was used. It cured the young man, and he recommends it as the greatest cure for pains in the world. Philadelphia bankers and merchants employ more than 1,500 private policemen.

A HUMAN FIRE.

The Phenomenon of a Boning Mine Repeated In the Physical System. A few years ago one of the most important coal mines in Pennsylvania caught lire. It started slowly, but soon obtained such headway that it spread through the greater portion of the entire mine. To flood it with water would extinguish the fire but well nigh ruin the mine; and still the flames continued to increase. At that juncture a young man stepped forward and suggested that all the entrances and vent holes of the mine be covered and secured, thus shutting off the supply of air. His advice was followed and the flames were finally subdued. To compare the condition of this mine with many phases of the human system is most natural and appropriate. “ lire in the blood” is not a mere expression, it is a most serious fact. How it originates it may be impossible to say; but >hat it burns and rages with an increasing fury, the one who is its victim only too painfully knows. The blood is the life. It is designed by nature to purify, strengthen and sustain the system. It is too often made the channel through which poison and death are transported. Poisonous acids ooming through the veins and arteries inflame and cause a fire just as real as the one which existed in the mine. They burn and irritate, causing the brain to -beoome weak and the nerves unstrung; they carry pains to the muscles and leave agonies in the joints; they bring destruction instead of strength; they devastate the very portions of the body that most require help, and they hasten the approach of death in its most horrible form. These thing have been felt by Innumerable people who have been the victims of rheumatic disorders, and the agonies they have endured confirm this description. There is but one way by which this* Are in the blood can be extinguished, and that is by shutting off the supply of these poisonous acids. The lactic, lithic and uric acids come into the blood through the liver and kidneys, and they remain in sdlution in the'blood producing inflammatory rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago, neuralgia, gout and all rheumatic fevers and affections. When they are deposited as gritty crystals in and near the joints, they cause articular rheumatism; when in the muscles, muscular rheumatism and lumbago; when in the tissues covering the nerves, sciatica; when in the face, head and nerves generally,*neuralgia. In every case they are painful; in most instances, dangerous. Inflammatory rheumatism is likely to locate in some joint and become chronic, or suddenly attack the brain or heart, causing apoplexy or heart disease. The fire in the blood must be extinguished—the supply must be shut off. This can only bo done by guarding thfe portals to the blood—the kidneys and liver; and, no means has ever been found for accomplishing this which can equal Warner’s Safe Rheumatic Cure. It acts directly upon the seat of the disorder; it extinguishes the Are by controlling the supply and removing the cause. The well-known standing of H. H. Warner & Co., of Rochester, N, Y., the remarkable success which Warner’s Safe Cure has achieved, being indorsed by no less a personage than Dr. Robert A. Gunn, Dean of the united States Medical College, New York, and the fidelity with which they have carried out all their promises to the public, should be a sufficient warrant that the above statements are true. They, however, guarantee to cure 95 per cent, of all rheumatic troubles, especially acute, knowing full well that the demonstrated power of the remedy justifies them in so doing. Nothing can be fairer than this, and those who suffer in future from rheumatism with such an offer before them, do'so on their own responsibility, and can blame no one if living pain and untimely death are the results.

Close Senators.

Indeed, very few Congressmen “entertain” in the sense in which the term is used. David Davis, who was six years in the Senate and fifteen years on the Supreme bench, always lived at a second-class hotel here and saved money on his salary. He is several times a millionaire, and for many years before he left Washington he had no family. He was beyond doubt, considering his great wealth, the closest man ever in public life. He would dispute with the woman at the pie-stand in the hall of the Senate over the price of an apple. During the last session of his Presidency of the Senate, however, he branched out a little, and every Saturday night gave a big dinner at Welckers’s. Another very close man in the Senate was poor, great big, babynatured, sweet-tempered McCreary, of Kentucky, now dead. He lived in the cheapest place he could find in Georgetown, three or four miles distant from the Capitol, and had a pass* on the street-cars. On the occasion of a late session of the Senate, when the street-cars had stopped, he would walk the whole distance at any time between 12 o’clock and daybreak, no matter how the weather was, rather than pay 50 cents for a carriage. For luncheon he would eat a stick of candy, unless some one asked him to join in something more substantial in the Senate restaurant. At such times his appetite was most healthy.— Washington Cor. Philadelphia Tress.

Dyspepsia Murders Sleep,

Destroys appetite, renders life miserable. Well has it been depicted as a fiend which ceaselessly torments its victim. Though it cannot bo driven from its stronghold, the stomach, by ordinary means, it may be annihilated with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. Weakness of the digestive organs lies at the root of dyspepsia. The natural chemical solvent of the food is insufficiently secreted by the organ whence it takes its source, and the raw material upon which it should act lies like a lump of lead in the stomach, fermenting and causing heartburn, and the manifold tortures from which dyspeptics suffer. All this trouble is removed bv the Bitters, •whioh promotes a sufficient secretion of the gastric juice by stimulating and strengthening the cellular tissue of the stomach. Debility,'biliousness, fever and ague, ailments of the urinary organs and rheumatism, are also remediable by the Bitters. The first and last end of man is to get boxed—first by father, then by the undertaker.—Carl Pretzel’B Weekly.

“Putup” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $2 and *2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chtcairo, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Ulevator; all appointments firßt-class. H. W. Hoyt, Proprietor. Beer was made in Egypt 400 years B. C. But it didn’t pyramid other nations until some years afterward.— Pittsburgh Telegraph. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work,. or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. The Chicago girl who wears number tens, is still able te stand considerable x-her-size. Boston Traveller. FArminqton, lII.— Dr. M. T. Gamble says: “I prescribe Brown’s Iron Bitters In my practice and it gives satisfaction.’’ A han don’t have to live long in’Paris to learn the road to Bouen. Fort Stevenson, Dakota Ter.—Bor. James McCarty says; “Brown’s Iron Bitters cured me of severe dyspepsia.**

Humor in the Stomach.

Much of the distress and sickness attributed to dyspepsia and chronic diarrhea is occasioned by humor in the stomach. Several cases, with all the characteristics of these complaints, have been cured by Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Wonderful cures are effected by this medicine, which is a specific for all Catarrhs and flows of vitiated humors. Sold by drugffists. 91 a bottle of 100 dcsss.

Would a law against tight lacing be inimical to the freedom of contracts?— Boston Star. *T ' 1 Pcbb blood means perfect health. Use Samaritan Nervine and the result is certain, i. health. An exchange tells of “a widow of 22.” Twenty-two what? Husband b?— Philadelphia Cali. Good health is the greatest of fortunes; no remedy has so often restored this prize to the suffering as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Try it A country where they have to tore for water is a healthy one—it is a well country. — Carl Pretzel’s. Weekly. Mrs.Orlena Marshall, of Granby, o.,says: il Samaritan Nervine cured me of epilepsy.” When the man with the deep voice sings, he is sure to get off his baas.—Boston Post. Ladies and all sufferers from neuralgia, hysteria, and all kindred complaints, will find without a rival Brown's Iron Bitters. When a giraffe wants a drink, he knows what a long-felt want is.— New Orleans Picayune. __ Since last October I have, suffered from acute inflammation in my nose and head—often in the night having to get up and inhale salt and water for relief. My eye has been, for a week at a time, so I could not see. I have used no end of remedies, also employed a doctor, who said it was impure blood —but I got no help. I used Ely’s Cream Balm on the recommendation of a friend. I was faithless, but in a few days was cured. My nose now, and also my eye, is well. Ic is wonderful how quick it helped me. Mrs. Georgie 8. JenSON, Hartford, Conn. (Easy to use. Price 50 cts.). J. P. Gager, Route agent on the Ft. Wayne branch of the L. S. & M. S. railway, says: Agent at Reading, Mich., get me two more bottles of Warner’s White Wine of Tar. I never used its equal for throat trouble. Thousands, yes, millions, of bottles of Carboline have been sold, and the sale still goes on. If there were no merit in this great natural hair renewer do you suppose that the people would still buy, as they continue to do, W. B. Squires, of Worthington, Ind., says: I have sold more White Wine of Tar Syrup than any other Cough Remedy. It is the best 1 ever saw “Rough on Rats”—Clears out rats, mice, flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. 16c. A child that wakes with croup should have a dose of Piso s Cure. Wells’ “Rough on Corns.’*—lsc. Ask for it. Complete.permanent cure. Corns, warts.buniona. To cure a sore throat, gargle with Piso’s Cure for Consumption. 25 cents. “Buchu-Paiba. ” —Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney and Urinary DiseaMs. #L One pair of boots saved every year by using Lyon’s Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners. Skinny Men—“Wells’Health Renewer” restores health and vigor,cures dyspepsia,impotence. sl.

HUMORS.

The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear on the skin. They are objectionable from their disfigurement, and vary in character from a constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purifies the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. Halfoud Flynn, of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood’s Sarsaparilla purified his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. Ringworm. My brother is a victim to a humor which brings ringworms all over his face. He is using Hood’s Sarsaparilla, and already is so much benefited that his eyes are no longer affected. He will continue its use till he feels fully cured.—L. E. Howabd, Temple, N. H. Rheum. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten bis hands to keep him from rubbing the sores, which itched and discharged a watery matter. Before he had finished one bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla the sores were healed.—L. J. Clement, Merchant, Warner, N. H. Hood’s SarsaparlUa. Sold by Dmggists. st; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.

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For Two Generations The good and staunch old stand-by, MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT, has done . more to assuage pain, relieve suffering, and save the lives of men and beasts than all other liniments put together. Why! Betanse the Mustang penetrates through skin and flesh to the very bone, driving out all pain and soreness and morbid secretions, and restoring the afflicted part to sound and snpple health.

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The Peculiar Old Mystery! It was one of the peculiarities of the old-fashioned Doctors tnat they never would tell patients what they were prescribing for them. They said it would do the patients no good to know, and that it would only be grati--fying a foolish curiosity. In order to keep patients from knowing, they would write the prescriptions in dog-Latin, so that most patients could not read them. All that sort of thing is now over. The patient wants to know what he takes. He is weak, and wants to be strong, or he is dyspeptic, and wants to digest well. Or he has a troublesome liver which he wants to put-to rights. So he takes Brown’s Iron Bitters about which there is no mystery at aH. This is the best preparation Of iron in the world, in combjnation wrth gentle yet efficient tonicsJ It gives strength. It builds up enfeebled systems. It enriches impoverished blood. It removes feminine weaknesses. It casts out debility. It is "what YOU want, and your druggist has it a

i THE 6BEAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Relieves and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, BACKACHE. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS, SPRAINS. Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, FROSTBITES, BURNS, SCALDS, ’ And nil other bodily ache* and pains. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Directions in U languages. 4. The Charles A. Vogeler Ce. (SaSMMcn t* A. VOGUE* * OO.) Balaam*. Md., C. A A.

ALLEN’S Lung Balsam! A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY! THAT WILL CURE COUGHS, COLDS, GROUP, O dneed by hi, (Head, to try Alien’. Lara Bsimm sll« Bl the formula w« shown |U whi' I«, r\ kn”i' him Weh.ee hUl«t« tC O eared her. Ilewrltcthat cfWfh and lb»t h« and hia neljchbora think able to resume hi. pm.- W th< lo |n e In the **• y world. CONSUMPTION. p f—v“^rt f l B Tri7t a !ias"’ TP wT"'e A ral’? k Dl ! u«U^ V*., write. April 4,18 bl, I Zanesville, Ohio, write n. ‘r " of the cere of Mstthlse that the Du.g Rslun. hsa u Freeman, n well-known eared Ms I dtiM „ who had been sfsnmptl... affor the phy- | *| c ted with Brs.eMtl. to .ieisn had riven her tin u (*, wont fonn for twelve incurable. Me «y. otter. yur*. The Lung Bnluto cured him u It K« cured taken the finlummid been many other, of Brancured. He think* all so al- Mk ■ .kitin llicted should give it a trial. |U emu *' ALLEN S Line BUSH Is hannlefts to tlie most clilld! It contain* no Opium In any form! Reeeimnended by Phjalelaßa, Minister* and Nuree*. In fact by everybody who baa given it a good trial. It Saver fklla to Bring Relief. ,• As an Expectorant It has no Equal. SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS. ~ PSALMS. [revised.] HEAR this, all ye people, and give ear all ye invalids of the world, Hop Bitters will make you well and to rejoiee. 2. It shall cure all the people and put sickness and suffering under foot. 3. Be thou not afraid when your family is sick, or you have Brisiht’s disease or Liver Complaint, for Hop Bitters will cure you. 4. Both low and high, rich and poor know the value of Hop Bitters for bilious, nervous and Rheumatic complaints. 5. Cleanse me with Hop Bitters and I shall have robust and blooming health. 6. Add disease upon disease, and let the worst come, I am safe if I use Hop Bitters. 7. For all my life have I been plagued with sickness and sores, and not until a year ago was I cured, by Hop Bitters. 8. He that keepeth his bones from aching from Rheumatism and Neuralgia, with Hop Bitters, doeth wisely. 9. Though thou hast sores, pimples, frecldes, salt rheum, erysipe'as, blood poisoning, yet Hop Bitters will remove them all. \lO. What woman is there, feeble and sick from female complaints, who desireth not health, and useth Hop Bitters and is made well ? 11. Let not neglect to use Hop Bitters being on serious Kidney and Liver complaints. 12. Keep thy tongue from being furred, thy blood pure and thy stomach from indigestion by using Bop Bitters. 13. All my pains and aches and disease so like ckdff before the wind when I use lop Bitters. “ (UJJ V 14. Mark the n%jji - who was nearly dead and given up by the doctors, after using Hop Bitters and bfeeometh well. 15. Cease from worrying about nervousness. general debility, and urinary trouble* for Hop Bitters will restore you.

f-j- —H—BJ B**% This porous plaster is HI Qbn sr famous for its quick . _ _ __ __ and hearty action in El 8 /j "TT" ET curing Laino Lack, B B*ziWk2GP ■ bll Ilheumatisni, Sciatica, Crick in the Bock, Side or Hip, Neuralgia, Stiff Joints and Muscles, Sore Cheat, Kidney Trouble* and all puin* or aches either local or deep-seated. It Soothes, Strengthens and Stimulates the parts. The virtues of hops combined with gums—clean and ready to apply. Superior to liniments, lotions and salves. Price 25 cents or 6 for *I.OO, Sold by drug- BA AQI" AT gists and country JfjL. laI'CHA I stores. Mailed on reAfc.z'ffn.fz SUCCESS prietors, Boston, Mass. —H— <s''s> —H—CF" The best family pill made—Hawley’s Stomach and: Liv-~r Pills. 25c. Pleasant in action and easy to take. A GENTS MAKE NO ENGAGEMENTS Until you have seen our New Book, “BULLET AND SHELL.” I Selling by tens of thousands. Full partlcI ulars and special terms free. Address A. 1 O. NETTLETON, A Co.. Chicago. 11L TO SPECULATORS. R * CO ” N * °- MILLER aco., 5 & <Cli amber of 55 Broad wav. Commerce, Chicsffo. New York GRAIN Sc, PROVISION BROKERS. Members of all prominent Produce Exchanges la New York, Chicago, St. Louis and Milwaukee. We have exclusive private telegraph wire between Chicago And New York. Will execute orders on our Judgment when requested. Send forcirculars containing particulars. ItOBT. LINDBLOM k CO.. Chicago.

$25 Reward! W» will pay the above rwwtwd for any cone of Rheanuann or Neuralgia we can not care. We can relievo say case ot Diphtheria or croup instantly. Tin-.). K. Uantuer Army and Nary liniment will relie\c pain and »orenew* oral remove any nnnatnral growth <>t bone or lnuaele on man or beset. large bottle* s>; email Urttlo* M cento. Will rein ml tbs money (or any tail-are. For aeJa by oil drnjnpet*. AiUIV AND >AVvT.LMJ»IKNr CO., 51 WutMscli 4 vt-uiic, Uliii-arto

■nSnSi and bu«inn»«L A NSW, original, cheap lantern, for projecting ami enlarging photograph* chromo curd*, opaque pictures ami object* Work* like magic, and delights am! nijat tie* everybody. Send foronrfull and freedewriiitlve el nil la r •Murray Hill Tub. Co., Box 788, N. Y. City, X. Y. C.K.TJ. No74Y-837~ WHEN WHITING TO ADVKKTIMbIKB, please say you saw the advertisement In this paper.