Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 November 1883 — Page 7

Commercial Travelers.

What an army they have become in the last score of years! No passengertrain, East or West, is ever without its representatives of this popular class, so well known by their heavy travelingbags and ponderous trunks, that rival in size the famed “Saratogas,” and, better still, by their easy manners, welldressed appearance and man-of-the-world air. The cares of their profession seem to rest lightly upon them, and the anxieties a casual traveler experiences about time-tables, unexpected stoppages, meals and so forth, never disturb their tranquillity. If a train is snowed up on the prairie, with a prospect of remaining stationary for a day or two, everybody else will get into a nervous excitement and run about hither and thither, making absurd suggestions to the train-men, asking absurd questions and offering to help. But the traveling man exchanges good-humored witticisms with the conductor, ingratiates himself with the engineer, or quietly smokes his cigar on the rear platform, confesses himself bored, but keeps his temper and finally takes out his tablets and wires a heartrending account of his hardships to “The House,” smiling to himself and knowing that “The House” will smile, too, more ruefully than he. The average traveler has few aspirations outside of his profession. He has a comfortable salary and no fear of getting out of employment, for the openings in hv* line are countless. If he is married, he has a heavy insurance on his life. Beside, there is a fascination in the business hard to shake off after one has got accustomed to its peculiar features and activities—the constant change from day to day; a shake of the social dice-box, and a familiar face coming up once a month; the cordial welcome of a favorite landlord as he opens his doors to what he considers his best customers, because they always have ready money and well-filled cigarcases ; the picking up of general and local news on the trains and in the towns and villages, and even the rumbling and banging of the cars over poorly-ballasted roads; short rides between “points;” a short “stop-off;” up and away again; always good-natured, never in a hurry, and never behind time; meeting each other with a cordial hand-shake and the offer of a cigar; passing and repassiug, with an exchange of nods from car-windows, journeying together and clubbing, half a dozen perhaps, at some favorite hotel over Sunday; entertaining each other; attending whatever amusements are at hand; playing a game of billiards, if there is a decent table—for they are fastidious; and, in fine, doing tlieir best to make life pass pleasantly. The profession has greatly risen in dignity in the past decade. Young men of fine abilities and aspirations toward higher but less lucrative pursuits have stepped into it because it is easy of access and pays well, and finally, becoming reconciled to it—when they see their former comrades fighting poverty in law-chambers, or a doctor’s office—have given it a certain tone among the many businesses of this fertile age. Its followers form a respectable and wellorganized corps in the great body politic ; one that has mutual life-insurance companies, and a free-masonry indicated to the public in occasional banquets and other social entertainments under its acknowledged auspices, and by the ostracism of a member at rare intervals for some unlucky breach of etiquette.— Lippincott’s Magazine.

On the War-Path.

“I’m not in the habit of traveling, and I want to know that things is perfectly safe,” said a brawny woman, as she stood at the door of the car and glared around. “Take a seat, ma’am,” suggested the conductor. “Don’t be afraid.” “Oh, I ain’t afraid,” shouted the woman, waving her umbrella. “What I want to see is the three men who wans me for a fourth hand at euchre, and then would like to bet on a little poker! Just point out that trio!” and she marched into the car and stamped her foot. “They got off at the last station,” whispered the conductor. “WJiere’s the man with the three-card game, who lets me win at first and then gobbles my pile ?” she bawled, turning on the conductor fiercely. “Let him commence now, while I am at home and within reach of my friends. ” “He never travels on this road, ” replied the conductor, in great distress. “Sit down, like a good woman.” “Not till I see the man who wants me to cash his check. Which car does he travel in ?” “He is in jail,” moaned the conductor. “Sit down here heside this gentleman.” She sat down. and turned upon her fellow-passenger vindictively. “You haven’t been winning any prize in a lottery that you want me to help you collect, have you?” she demanded. “You don’t want to borrow my trunk check to open a seat with, and then substitute another ? Look here, if you breathe between now and the time I get out, I’ll poke this umbrella down your throat and turn it inside-out. I’ve read about you sharpers, but you can’t greenhorn me without wishing you died with Ananias and Sappliira!”— Drake's Travelers' Magazine.

Please Yourself First.

A certain married pair were discussing the propriety of giving a wedding present, and, as might happen in the best regulated families, failed to agree as to the object and price. The lady desired to send a cut-glass pitcher; the gentleman scoffed at this idea, declaring that nothing but silver would satisfy his taste. After a very animated session, which finally terminated in the usual way—tears and cigars—Madame said she should buy her own present, , and Monsieur might suit himself. The next morning, however, repentance seized both parties, though still sulking with each other, and the gentleman, hoping to “make up” with his better half, selected, on his way down town, a gorgeous cut-glass jug, writing his wife’s best wishes on a card and dispatching it to the expectant bride. An hour later out sailed the wife, only intent on buying what should please her spouse, and thus heap coals of fire on his recalcitrant head. The result -was a costly gold-lined silver salad

bowl, accompanied by the best wishes, etc., written on the gentleman’s visitingpasteboard, which was duly forwarded to the same address as that of the cutglass jug. At night nothing was said of this joint maneuver, aach one wishing to surprise the other by showing the note of acknowledgment when it should arrive. It came in due course of time, but it came not alone! The postman brought two notes, which so bewildered and mystified the receivers that they indulged in another debate that ended even more the first. The lady declares she will never again make concessions, or wedding presents for that matter, and the gentleman takes refuge in saying, “It was just like a woman!” Moral: Don’t try to please anybody but yourself.— Boston Saturday Evening Gazette.

The Teeth.

Our teeth serve their purpose mainly by grinding on each other; hence, they would soon wear away, except that their exposed parts are coated with the hardest of all animal substances. The food needs to be first cut, and then ground; hence, the cutting teeth (incisors) are in front, and grinding teeth (molars) are behind. Teeth are net necessary to the infant, and would be a painful discomfort to the mother; hence, the child is born toothless. As teeth never enlarge in size, a first set is provided for childhood, and a larger and fuller set subsequently appears adapted to permanent use. Further, these latter, while still beneath the first set, are, by intelligent forecast, adapted to the jaw only in its mature form and size. Hard as is the enamel, like glass it is affected by alternations of heat and cold. Hence, ice and ice-water may fill it Avith numerous tiny cracks, through which acids and fungi m*.y find their destructive way. Mainly consisting of lime, it is often dissolved, and the teeth are thus ruined, by medicines containing acid. Moreover, the natural secretions of the mouth are often rendered injurious to the teeth by disease itself. Precautions should be taken to neutralize the effect in both cases. As dental science has made such progress of late years that all decay taken in time may be arrested, people should have their own teeth and those of their children examined by a good dentist as often at least as once a year. Teething is a source of much danger and suffering, especially in the delicate children and in children of peculiar susceptibility. According to a paper read at a late meeting of the American Medical association, the mortality from teething and its accompanying diseases is greater than from all other diseases to which children are subject. The growing root pushes against and irritates the nerve below, while the tooth is working its way through the flesh and skin above. 1 - The danger is increased many fold from the influence (reflex) on the nerves of the brain, stomach and bowels. The common remedy is to lance the gums and restrict the child to a diet of milk. —Youtlis Companion. Catholic Teachings About Liquors. A Roman Catholic subscriber sends us the folloAving as “ the doctrine of the Catholic church about liquor. ” The decisions have been collected by Bishop O’Reilly, of Liverpool, and are said to be “based on the teaching of the best Catholic theologians.” That does not make them altogether authoritative, but they are none the less interesting. 1. Whosoever drinks deliberately to such an extent as to lose his reason commits a mortal sin. 2. Whosoever knoAvs by past experience that Avlien drunk he is accustomed to blaspheme, or utter other improper language, or to injure others about him, beside the sin of drunkenness, is guilty of those other crimes committed during the state of intoxication. 3. Whosoever does not adopt the proper means for the correction of this vicious habit of drunkenness remains in a continual state of sin. 4. WhosoeA r er entices and urges another to excess in drinking, Avho he foresees will be intoxicated, commits a mortal sin. 5. Any seller of liquor who continues to supply liquor to any individual that he knows will become intoxicated thereAvith commits a mortal sin, because he deliberately co-operates in the grievous sin of another. 6. Whosoever k guilty of excess in drinking, though not to intoxication, in such a Avay as to cause distress to his family by squandering that which is needed for their support, commits a mortal sin against charity and justice. In like manner Avhosoever thus renders himself unable to pay his lawful debts, although he may not drink to intoxication, commits a mortal sin.— New York Times.

Why Divorce Is so Common To-day.

This generation sees divorce more frequent, not because men and women are more wicked, but because married life is made more difficult by the excitement and complexity and manifold strains of modern life, which render unhappy marriages more unendurable. A broad gap opens between the hot present and the dull quiet of other days, when the husband passed his day in a steady and continuous round of work, when no avenue in life but marriage opened before most women, and both men and women passed lives from which excitement, worry and the anxious rush of this day were absent. Any candid man who will reconstruct the life of sixty and eighty years ago will be convinced that, while , that day had in it much of secret wickedness—as court and church records show—it had also conditions much less likely to prevent two people from leading quiet, uneventful and reasonably happy lives together.— Philadelphia Press. There’s something wrong about this. The law allows the minister only $1 for marrying a couple, while the lawyer who divorces the same people gets anywhere from $lO to SI,OOO. The lawyer, if he is a man of honor, should divide with the parson, since it is plain that he would lose his fat fee, if in the first place the preacher didn’t make up his case by marrying the client.

Exile Life in Siberia.

A Russian journal gives this picture of cfcsolation of life in the frozen and barren regions of Siberia: A steamboat arrived at St. Petersburg, from Tioumen, toAving a transport with 664 prisoners on board bound for Siberia. The transport had a terrible passage. Caught in the ice, it was delayed six days in the trip from Tioumen to Tomsk. On account of this delay the prisoners on their arrival at the latter town were in a deplorable condition, deprived of everything and infected with diphtheria, typhus, smallpox and other diseases. Two days afterward there came from Tioumen another transport with 538 prisoners. Finally a third vessel came with 700 of those unfortunates. The prison was too small for these 2,000 people, but nevertheless they were crammed into it. Among them were 100 political prisoners; and this fact is noteworthy, since it cannot be ascertained from whence they came. Whether they are condemned to banishment or to penal servitude in the mines nobody knows. Neither can it be ascertained by what tribunal they have been tried, t since, according to the official figures, the total number of convictions for political offenses during the last few years fall short cf so high a figure. Must we, then, believe that there is some truth in the rumors according to which people arrested on the charge of high treason have been brought before secret tribunals? Or have these political prisoners been simply dealt Avith by the legislative branch of the Government? There is no choice except between these two alternatives, equally to be deplored. * Naturally, the population of Siberia is far from contented with this continual arrival of prisoners, and vigorous protests are raised against the present system, coupled Avith demands for its radical change, and for a more efficacious control over the functionaries appointed in Siberia. The Siberian press consists of only a small number of papers, which are for the most part at the mercy of the local authorities, who suppress all the news that might in any way compromise them. Finally, with a view of remedying this deplorable state of affairs, there was founded at St. Petersburg a short time ago a weekly journal, the Oriental Review (Nosstochnote Obosrenie), under the management of a man who has a thorough knowledge of Siberia. As the journals of Moscow and St. Petersburg are not subjected to censorship, the Oriental Review has been able to bring to the knowledge of the Central Government many offenses that would otherwise have remained forever unknown. It must be said in justice to the Central administration that it attaches a great deal of importance to the revelations of the Review, and more than one official in Siberia has been dismissed from his post or put on trial in consequence of these revelations.

Rescued from Agonizing Death.

Neav Yoke. —Mr. James White, 1552 Broadway, formerly chief instructor in Dickels’ Riding School, in this city, said to a newspaper reporter: “ I broke my shoulder, arm and elboAV, splitting the socket in four parts. Rheumatism set in, and I employed the best physician. He tried everything, but I grew worse, and at last ho said: ‘ I have one more thing to try, and if that fails nothing can give you relief, and that is St. Jacobs Oil.’ I used this great pain reliever, and am able to use my arm, free from ali rheumatic trouble. I have also recommended the remedy to a number of people, and in every case they have been speedily and effectually cured. ”

Good Books.

Good books are shields to the young. Temptations are blunted on them which otherwise would pierce to the quick. A man who draws sufficient pleasure from books is independent of the world for his pleasure. Friends may die; books never are sick, and they do not grow old. Riches melt, away; books are in no danger of bankruptcy. Our companions have their own errands to execute and their oavu burdens to bear, and cannot, therefore, be always at hand when we need company. But books need neA'er go out from us. They are not sensitive to our neglect; they do not scold us, and they do Avelcome us Avith uniform genial delight.

Advance Step in Dentistry.

Havana, Cuba. —The most popular dentist of thi3 city, Dr. D. Francisco Garcia, member of the Rlyal University, states that in all cases of troublesome neuralgia, arising from the teeth, his patrons are recommended to use St. Jacobs Oil, and the most satisfactory cures have followed. It is a specific for toothache, earache, bodily pains, and proof against household accidents.

Increase of Farms.

According to the census bulletin, the number of farms in the United States was 2,060,000 in 1870, and 4,000,000 in 1880. Much of this increase is in the new Territories, some of which were sparsely settled ten years ago, but the fact that Alabama, Florida and Texas have more than doubled the number of their sarms in the time, while Georgia, Arkansas, South Carolina and North Carolina have nearly doubled, and Mississippi, Virginia and Louisiana have increased from 50 to 60 per cent, show that there has been a cutting up of large plantations into smaller holdings. Joplin, Mo. —Dr. J. B. Morgan says: “I find that Brown's Iron Bitters gives entire satisfaction to all who use it.” There may not be much music in a horse, but he generally knows when he strikes the keen-oat. Rheumatism, disordered blood, general debility, and many chronic diseases pronounced incurable, are often cured by Brown’s Iron Bitters. So Tennyson is going to write a poem in honor of John Brown. A kind of sequel to “Idyls of the King;” “Idol of the Queen.”— Boston Courier. Pubs blood helps to make a clear conscience. Hood’s Sarsaparilla purifies the blood Enough said Send us a big bottle. A young lady cal s her - beau “honeysuckle,” because he is always hanging over the front railinga Ernest Reese, of Hannibal, Mo., says: “Samaritan Nervine cured me of sick headache.” Mabry in haste and repent at—your father-in-law s. Pimples, pustules, and all skin disorders are cured by using Samaritan Nervine.

The Want of a Reliable Diuretic

Which, while acting as a stimulant of the kidneys, neither excites nor irritates them, waa long since supplied by Hoetetter’s Stomach Bitters. This fine medicine exerts the requisite degree of stimulation upon these organs, without producing irritation, and is, therefore, far better adapted for the purpose than unmedicatted excitants often resorted to. When we consider that the kidneys and bladder share in importance with the bowels, as the sluices or outlets for the refuse matter of the system, the necessity of sustaining their activity becomes apparent. The kidneys act as purifiers of the blood, and when their functions are interfered with through we 'kness, they need tmtng. They become healthfully active by the use of the Bitters when falling short of relief from other sources. This superb stimulating tonic also prevents and a-rests fever and ague, constipation, liver complaint, dyspepsia, rheumatism and other ailments. Use it wi.h regularity. Ant raw recruit can write about face by preparing an essay on cheek. Fairfield, lowa. —Dr. J. L. Myers says: “ Brown’s Iron Bitters is the iron preparation I have ever known in my thirty years of practice.” A true aunt dyes not like her favorite nephew to be a truant.

The Conductor.

Conductor Warren, of Winona, Minn., says: ‘I used one bottle of Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup when I was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper, and m twenty-four hours it cured me. It is the best remedy I ever saw. ”

“Put Up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firs.-class accommodations at the low price of $-1 and s'-'..'o per day at the Gault House, Chicago, comer Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of ihe city, only one block from the Union Depot Elevator; all a’>poinments firstclass. H. W. Hott, Proprietor.

Free to All Ministers.

I will give two bottles of Warner's White Wine of Tar free of all costs to any minister who will send us an order from his storekeeper for two dozen bottles of the same.

A Rough Joke.

It’s kind of rough to be troubled with affection of the scalp, isn’t It?” said a sympathetic Pittsburgher. “Yes, was the laconic reply, “dandruff,” but Carboline will smooth itout. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious propertiea Ifcontains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forma of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. The Blood Would Run — For five years I was a great sufferer from Catarrh. My nostrils were so sensitive I could not bear the least bit of dust: at times sq bad the blood would run, and at night 1 could hardly breathe. After trying many things without benefit I used Ely’s Cream Balm. lam a living witness of its efficacy. Peter Bruce, Farmer, Ithaca, N. Y. (Easy to use, price 50 cents.)

Sticking, irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and Urinary Complaints, cured by 4 ‘BuchuPaiba." $L First effectual, then good to take, then cheap—Piso’s Cure for Consumption. That husband of mine is three times the man he was before he began using Wells’ Health Renewer. If a cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso’a Cure for Consumption and rest well. Don’t die in the house. “Rough on Rats.” Clears out rats, mice, flics, roaches, bed- bugs. 15c. Ladies & children’s boots <k shoes can’t run over if Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners are used. Wells’ “Rough on Corns. 15c. Ask for it. Complete, permanent cure. Corns,warts.bunions.

HUMORS.

The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear on the skin. They are obj ectionable from their disfigurement, and vary In character from a constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purifies the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. Halford Fltnn. of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood’s Sarsaparilla purified his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. Ringworm. My brother is a victim to a humor which brings ringworms all over his face. He is using Hootl's Sarsaparilla, and already is.so much benefited that his eyes are no longer affected. He will continue its use till he teels fully cured.—L. E. Howard, Temple, N. H. Rheum. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten his hands to keep him from rubbing tho sores, which itched nud discharged a watery matter. Before he had finished one bottle of Hood’s Sarsaparilla the sores were healed.—L. 3. Clement, Merchant, Warner, N. H. Hood’s SarsapariUa. S<ild by Druggists. $1: six for 85. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass.

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SCHOOL TEACHERS.

Mr. H. L. So rut. principal of the High School at Poquonock, Conn- say* in relation to a matter which has given him much anxiety and pain: *My wife and I have both used Hunt’s Remedy, and find it really a superior article. A year or ao ago my kidneys became weak and sluggish, owing to a severe strain, and finding relief in Hunt’s Remedy I continued its use until I had used four bottles, when I became well. Since my cure I have suggested its use to a great number of people, who I know have been benefited by using it." And to suatantiate this statement, Mr. H. S. Clark, assistant superintendent of the High School, Bays: “I can certify to the value of Hunt’s Remedy, having received a great benefit from its use. My troubles commenced twelve years ago, when my kidneys became afflicted with inflammation of the passages, bnt the timely use of so valuable a medicine arrested the disease. I can now cheerfully recommend it to all suffering as I was.* . May 31,1855. This most remarkable statement was made by Mr. Frank B. Lee, clerk in the office of N. Y. C. 4 H. R. R. R„ Little Falls, N. Y., on the Bth of June, 1883. Mr. Lee says: “My father has been troubled for over twenty years with severe kidney and bladder disease, suffering the most acute pain when urinating. He became so bad that he was obliged to give up all business. His condition was such that hit urine would drop constantly, and he waa obliged to use a rubber bag, the weakness was so great. He used many kinds of medicine without deriving any benefit, until he was urged by one of our druggists in Little Falls (Mr. Skinner) to use Hunt's Remedy, as be had known of Its being used In many eases with great success. I purchased one bottle, and he commenced using it, and he was so improved that he got along without the rubber bag. He used in all twelve bottles, and It has entirely cured him. Father is sixty-two years old, and we consider ft a most wonderful cure, and cheerfully recommend Hunt's Remedy to all afflicted with kidney, liver, or urinary troubles." All the evidence published in regard to Hunt’s Rem ady can be relied upon; it la true in every particular.

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THE HARD-WORKING MAN. He was a hard-working man, and for a good many years he had been working twice as hard as any man o&ght to work. He said' he had a splendid constitution, and that he could stand it. He forgot that as years passes on the waste of the system is much greater than in youth, while the repair of it is less. He became weak, debilitated, nervous, and despondent He regarded the future with dread, and said he had worked himself into an untimely grave. , t* But he was not taken to the cemetery at all. Instead of that, a good friend brought him some Brown’s Iron Bitters. *• Hfe began to pick up strength. That was what he wanted. Brown’s Iron Bitters enriched his failing blood and put new life into him. It toned up his digestive organs so that his food began to nourish him and do him good. Most heartily does he recommend Brown’s Iron Bitters. 12

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