Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 October 1883 — Just the Same. [ARTICLE]

Just the Same.

“Moses,” he called out to his son, who sat reading the paper, “vhas a war coming in Europe?” “No, s adder; dot vhas all settled oop. ” “Vhas der cholera coming?” “No, sadder.” “Do you read of a sheep epidemic dot kills ’em all off und brings up der price of wool ?” “No.” “Vhas der cotton crop all busted?” “No, it vhas fine.” “Vhas der some more earthquakes, floods or cyclones ?” “Not one.” “Vhell, Moses, it vhas all right just der same. We begin to-morrow to mark up all goods 20 per cent, on account of der small-pox, which may kill off all der beoples next winter.” —Wall Street News. Eive million acres more public land was taken up or sold last year than the year before. When we consider the number of human beings that die with Consumption every year, the importance of a medicine that will cure all Throat and Lung Diseases that tend to this complaint, and even to the destroyer after it has indicated its presence in the system, must be admitted to be beyond all estimate. This wonderful power is claimed to be possessed by Allen’s Lung Balsam, which is introduced to the suffering public after its merits for the positive cure of such diseases have been fully tested. The formula from which It is prepared is referred to by the lead ng medical journals as being equal to any preparation that can be made up for such diseases by the medical faculty. The Balsam Is, consequently, recommended by physicians who have become acquainted with its great success. For sale by all medicine dealers. Rule for church fair oyster suppers— Twice one is stew. Rcshmore, Ohio. —Dr. A. Page, says: “I have prescribed Brown’s Iron Bitters in several instances, and in each case obtained good results.’’ Handkerchief flirtations at the beach are sea waves that are not sad. Did you read how Josiah Pitkin, of Chelsea, Vt, was cured of a terrible sore leg by Hood’s Sarsaparilla, the blood purifier? A nipping air—The one the mosquito sings before he bitea Clutsville, Ala. —Dr. W. Carter, says: “I have used Brown’s Iron Bitters in my own family for indigestion with great benefit.” Raising food from the plate to the month is the best health lift “Your Samaritan Nervine cured my son’s fits,” writes Mrs. 8. M. Parkhurst,of Girard. Mich. John Milton, by writing “Paradise Lost," proved himself the original “fall” poet. All pain in the nervous system, wind colie cramps etc., cured by Samaritan Nervine.