Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1883 — His Turn Again. [ARTICLE]

His Turn Again.

“I heered on the streets dat Sam Johnson gib you a kick las’ night?” “He did fur a fac\ Ise suffering from de effec’ ob it yit.” “Why didn’t yer kick him back?” “Hey?” “Why didn’t yer kick him back?” “Bekase dar was nobody dar but us two.” “I don’t see no sense in dat ar.” , “Yer don’t? WellJJl does Da’bsing only two of us present, es I had kicked him back, den hit would hab been my turn to be kicked agin right off. "-Texas 'Sitfings.

A book agent named Joe Smyrk, Was put out and hurt by a jerk, He says as a cure, St. Jacobs Oil is sure, At all times to get in its work. A lightning-rod man in St. Paul, From a house had a serious fall, Though battered and bruised, He said, when he used St- 'acobs Oil—“it simply beats all."