Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1883 — Pretzels. [ARTICLE]

Pretzels.

Dink pooty veil of a man dot vill stood by you vhen you vhas in sthormv vedder. Shwarum of inskects vill shtay around you vhen the sun shines out. You dond can go der vorld pooty veil dhroo, unless you got iron in your plood to make nerf. Der Balm tree couldn’t grow pooty veil, unless it was hefy on its pranches yoost der same like der gharacter of a man. Dots besser you vas honoraple efen to dose dot vas fight mit you. Nefer dond shtop to told shtory riddles vhen you vas got work to done. Yoost let der bresbirfftion on your face been der vasser you mix your dough mit. Nefer dond kick efery shfcone in your vay on ackound you may get shtone bruise. —Carl Pretzel's Weekly.