Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1883 — THREE-FINGERED JACK. [ARTICLE]

THREE-FINGERED JACK.

On the Saturday of a certain Houghton meeting, in a year not far removed from the present period of grace, a party of somewhat disconsolate spirits were gathered around my, I trust, not inhospitable hearth. It had been a disastrous week. Fortune had, from the beginning to the eqd, steadily set her face against that portion of ttie racing community which sporting writers delight—l presume in irony—to allude to as “the talent;” and, though I had sought to beguile them of their melancholy with such delicacies as the establishment of a bachelor, whose means were limited and whose credit had seen better days, could at a short notice provide, the hearts of my guests were still heavy. When the dinner had come to an end —and I must say that misfortune did not appear to have materially affected my friends’ appetites—various proposals were submitted for the lightening of the hours that had still to be got rid of before custom, or fashion, would permit of the universal refuge of bed. But my chairs and my tobacco were felt to be present pleasures which no wise man —and in theory my -"friends were-among the wisest of their kind—would be willing to exchange, while change could be deferred, for the uncertainties of the future. A deaf ear was therefore turned to the eloquent appeals of the youngest of the company in favor of a new star, lately arisen in the murky firmament of the music hall—a young person liberally gifted alike in lung and limb, who was then nightly delighting the intellect of our gilded youth with a ballad of abnormal dullness and impropriety. Cards, too, had been interdicted on the rational grounds that, witli the prospect of a “black Monday” already imminent, to woo still further the promiscuous smiles of fortune would be but the vainest invention of the most foolish mind. But though cards, as a pastime, were prohibited, they were found to furnish an agreeable and salutary subject of conversation. For some little time we instructed each other with various tales of our triumphs and reverses, with marvelous histories of fortunes that should have been won and might have been lost I ,' of audacity that would have become a P’Artaghan, or impassibility that would not have disgraced an Athos. It was ifi one of the pauses of this intellectual talk that a youth, familiarly known in society of greater or .less politeness as Tommy—the same who had pleaded the cause of the music hall—was observed to be in labor of an idea. The process was watched with some curiosity, as one with which familiarity had not yet bred contempt. Since the rejection of his original proposition he had, indeed, maintained an, unbroken silence, which might,’ however, have been dictated as much by petulance as discretion. At length he spoke. “This conversation has been particularly entertaining and instructive to one ■of my small experience and limited intelligence; and I’ll tell yah what I’ll do in return, if you’ll let me. I will tell you a story. I don’t know that it will jprove very amusing; but I do know it to Be true. It won’t be ‘very long, I think; but if so, I dare say one of you -will be so obliging as to tell me when you’ve had enough.” Assuring him of our unalterable determination to abide by this generous proposal, we settled ourselves to our tobacco, and our friend began: The scene of my story is laid at Oxford, and the time toAvard the close of the first year of the not very arduous course of study I pursued at that distinguished seat of learning. I was still, according to undergraduate law, a freshman, but, of course, panting to be quit of that ignominous, if theoretical, state of bondage. We were rather a lively lot at St. Dunstan’s in those days, and not, perhaps, over sensible. Cards were much in fashion anong many other practices not included in the Avritten law of a university education ; and, though at that time I knew no more of cards than a hedgehog knoAvs of the binomial theorem, I had, I fancy, some ridiculous idea that a constant attendance on the changes and chances of “unlimited loo,”even though the stakes were confined to shillings, would have the effect, in the eyes of my seniors, of prematurely effacing the brand of “freshness,” from my youthful brow. At any rate, the college could boast no more ardent votary of that exhilarating, but variable, pastime than your humble servant. Nor was lin any Avise restrained by scruples of conscience arising from a promise given to a venerable uncle that I would engage in no games of chance when money was oa the board; the said promise having been given under pressure of a fearful picture of the gambler’s fate, drawn by my esteemed relative, as I have since had reason to believe, from the fertile sources of his imagination, jind not, as he then asserted, from his own experiences of the -Cocoa Tree and Crockfprdjs. For my father, he contented himself Avith making, not extorting, a promise to the effect that any losses I might incur in my pursuit of the blind goddess would have to be made good, not out, of his pocket, l)ut my own. A statement which impressed me greatly at the time, but to which subsequent reflection induced me to attribute more Bound than sense, for reasons which, on maturer consideration, would probably

have commended themselves no less forcibly to my parent. There was at that time perpetually to be seen about Oxford a fellow known to the general public as “Three-fingered Jack,” by which name alone he shall, for reasons which will shortly be obvious, figure in my story ; and indeed, there was more foundation for it than for most of the terms of endearment, or otherwise, which the undergraduate wits delighted to coin. For this gentleman’s right hand was adorned with no more than three fingers, though how he became shorn of his proper complement, or whether, like Topsy, he “growed so,” I never knew. He had himself been a member of the university, though some time before I went up; but his stay had been neither long nor glorious, nor had he, I believe, earned very good opinions from any class of men. What brought him, under the conditions, to Oxford, I neither knew nor cared to know. But there, at any rate, he always was, loitering about the inns we delighted to honor, and enjoying a casual acquaintance with those who were careless what company they kept, or glad enough to get any. Coming, then, into the hall, one evening in November, toward the close of my last term of “freshmanship,” I was astonished to see sitting at the seniors’ table, the guest apparently-of a party of the name of Bussell, our friend of three-fingered fame. I was astonished, I say, for the man was, as I have told you, of indifferent repute, and we of 'St. Dunstan’s rather prided ourselves on our society. While I was discussing the strange phenomenon with my immediate neighbors, there came to me a scout Avith Mr. Bussell’s compliments, and “Would I give him the pleasure of my company to wine ?” My aristocratic assumptions faded straightway into thin air. Certainly I would. Mr. Russell was a great personage in the eyes of us freshmen. He was, indeed, a splendid, though a useless-mem-ber of the community. He neither roAved nor boated nor played cricket; neither did he read, though, to do him justice, he Avas very far removed from a fool. He only loafed; but then—he loafed magnificently. No one had such smart rooms as Bussell or such smart clothes, or so many of them; no one gave such smart parties, smoked such big cigars, or drank such good wine; and, to give him his due, he stinted his friends of these luxuries no more than himself. A very fine fellow, indeed,' you may be sure, was this Mr. Russell in our limited vision. I has become of him, and Avhethei’ anybody has ever paid for all his purple and fine linen ? Our party consisted of eight, Russell and his mutilated fried; three seniors, avlio didn’t stay long, or seem to care much for their company; two veritable freshmen, quite overpowered with the honor of an invitation from the College Lucullus and myself. After the seniors had left Russell proposed a game of loo; carried, of course, unanimously, and down Ave sat. It Avas agreed, out of compliment, I suppose, to the stranger, that the customary shilling should be replaced by three of its specie; which, I need not in this company observe, makes a considerable difference in the pecuniary possibilities of the game. However, I did not care to make any objection; and as for the two freshmen, they Avere so overwhelmed by the claret, the cigars, and the general novelty and magnificence of the whole entertainment, that if their host had suggested to them that the dean might like to join the party, I am certain they would have contended for the honor of carrying the invitation. Three shillings, then, Avere the stakes to be, and the game began. Loo, as you are doubtless aware, is an engrossing pursuit, and it seemed really no time at all Avhen Russell proposed a temporary cessation of play for refreshment—a work of superogation after all the good things we had already swallowed; but the undergraduate is, as some of you possibly remember, a very camel in the matter of stomachs, though he uses their, to be sure, on a less economical principle. One of the freshmen availed himself of this opportunity for leaving the party, alleging his losses, which were happily slight, and the imminent approach of “smalls.” As he was a young man whose means Avere more limited than his stupidity, and, moreover at that time rather disturbed by the quantity and quality.of Bussell’s hospitality, we made no objection; and off he accordingly betook himself, clattering down the stairs like a pig on stilts, and making the night hidouswith strange scraps of discord as he stumbled across, the quadrangle on his way to bed, and doAvn again sat the rest of the party and took up the cards. I should have told you, perhaps, be fore this that I wore my right arm in a sling, the results of a rattling fall with the “drag.” This, of course, made dealing rather troublesome, both to me and the others, and more than once in the course of the play I had provoked sundry anathemas on my awkwardness. It was arranged, then, before we resumed word, that the others should take it in turn and deal for me. Another arrangement, of yet greater importance, was that, as our party was now reduced to four, we should increase our stakes to guineas, and further tempt the vagaries of fortune by the addition of “tittups” as we called, and as I suppose everybody calls, that 'rule which gives to the dealer who, after a “safe” deal, is fortunate enough to turn up an ace, the stakes of his opponents, who are each and all incontinently loo’d for the sum of those stakes. At any other time I give myself the credit of supposing that I should have refused to be any partner to so outrageous a transaction; but I wished to get back my losses, which were just then particularly inconvenient; I did not wish to offend Russell, who was the proposer; and, moreover, thought I was as sober as any gentleman need be at 11 o’clock at nqfht after a skinful of good liquor,, I was not, very possibly, completely master of my usually sane and reflective judgment. As sober, I say, as a gentleman need wish to be under the conditions I have specified; but still there are degrees ofl sobriety, and even mine was perhaps not thei superlative. Champagne, too, had begun to flow; a mighty beaker of

that exhilarating liquid stood at each man’s elbow when we took up the cards again. True, I hardly put my lips to mine, for my fall had shaken me a good deal, and I didn’t feel much in the frame for immoderate cups. The stranger, too, as I observed, used his glass but sparingly; but Russell and the freshman drank like fishes, and devilish thirsty ones to boot. Before long, as you may guess, the play began to grow unpleasantly high, and our host, from being generously convivial, began to become a little short in his temper, as well as a little thick in his speech. The freshman contented himself with smiling fatuously and spilling about as much wine as he drank. But he had lost nearly £SO, and I had shrewd doubts whether ms exchequer contained at that particular time an equal number of shillings. You Avill hardly want to be told that our speculations were being carried on through the medium of “paper.” Russell, too, who had hitherto been the largest Avinner, began to experience reverses, and to objurgate them freely. My luck had been fluctuating all the evening, but Avith a strong tendency to sink. Altogether, the aspect of affairs was far from pleasing, but our host would not hear of making an end, and kept losing more money, and opening more champagne, with a persistency worthy of a better cause. Finally, to crown the folly of the whole business, he proposed tliat the stranger deal for the whole party; pleading his duties as host—an impudent plea enough, .considering that he was by this time the only drinker, and the incompetencv of the freshman, which was certainly obvious to the meanest capacity. I ventured on a slight remonstrance; but really it was difficult to object with a good grace, and the stranger had a pair of confoundedly broad shoulders. “You must have been very fresh, Tommy, ” observed one of the audience. “Not at all. I tell you the man was as big and as broad as a church, and I carried one of my arms in a sling; and even had I been fully armed, he could have polished me off as easily as you have been disposing of our friend’s claret here. HoAvever, to go on with my story, such as it is.” Sitting idly then at the table my exercise being confined to frequently putting pieces of paper in the pool and less frequently taking pieces out, my eyes became irresistably attracted to the dealer. He certainly, despite his unfurnished hand, contrived to deal Avith wonderful precision and rapidity. I noticed, too, that as Russell and the freshman continued to nurse their insatiate thirst, and, as the hands of the clock Ifrew nearer and nearer to midnight, by which hour all strangers were bound, under pain of heavy‘penalties to their too liberal hosts, to ba outside the college gates, that fortune, in the matter of aces, seemed deternfined to mark him for her own. At first this fact aroused no particular feeling in my breast beyond a vague one of envy; but, as I still Avatched him, there flashed across me in an instant of thought the doubt whether fortune had, perhaps, so much to do with the business as I supposed. In a moment a preternatural coolness and sagacity took hold of me; the fumes of Russell’s .champagne and of Russell’s tobacco passed away from my brain, and my eyes assumed an abnormal eagleness of vision. A couple more deals satisfied me. The man was not playing fair. And Avhat the deuce to do now was the question. Though I was as morally certain w'e Avere being cheated as I ever was of anything in my life, I could no more have specified the manner of the trick than I could give you, if you wanted it, a list of the Archbishops of Canturbery in chronological order. The table we were seated at was a pretty large one, and the dealer played his little game on the opposite side to me. I couldn’t stretch across it to arrest his fraudulent hand, even could I have nicked the precise moment to do so; and, beside, as I have already told you, he could have turned me over on to the floor as easily as he turned the aces over on to the table. The others were far too much bemused with champagne and their losses to comprehend the nature of the case, or to be of any assistance if they could. It certainly was as awkward a predicament as an innocent and well-conditioned young gentleman need Avish to be placed in. Fortunately, at that moment the three-quarters struck, and the time for a safe deal came round. Here was a chance. “I mustn’t get you into trouble,. Russell; perhaps we’d better stop now the game has gone. There’s a good deal of paper about.” So said the dealer, but fingering the cards Avistfully, and obviously hoping a refusal. “Certainly,” I said, rising from my chair with alacrity, “we had better stop now.” “Stop,” said Russell; “stop be d—d, I’ve lost £IOO. Sit down, Tommy, and have some more champagne. And you. Jack, go on with the deal.” The stranger paused. “No,” was my answer. “No, thank you, Russell; no more champagne for me, and no cards. lam going to bed, and, if you’ll take my ad\uce” (this to the freshman), “you’ll come too. You, Russell, and your friend can do as you please, of course; but I’m off. ” “That’s deuced generous of you, certainly, ” said Russell, rather savagely. “However, if you won’t, you won’t; so let’s sort the paper. But I’m hanged if you play 100 with us any more.” “I don’t think I shall,” I replied, as quietly as I could, and began to collect the various autographs that strewed the table in hideous profusion. Dortune had been kind to me latterly, and I was delighted to find no scrap of my hand-writing in the possession Of the stranger. Altogether, I was a winner of some £2O, divided pretty equally between my two friends. Russel had lost about £IOO to his guest, and .the freshman about £6O to the same favored individual. “ !” was Russell’s not unreasonable comment, as I announced the result of my investigation. “But, hello, what the deuce are about, Tom-] my?” I “Tearing up these silly bits of papers,” was my answer, which, indeed, I

was doing as unconcernedly as I could, though feeling, let me tell you, anything but comfortable. “But that will never do,” said he; “I don’t know about your young friend opposite, but Pm afraid I’m hardly prepared to liquidate on the spot.” “I don’t think that will be neoessary, do you?” was my reply, looking for the first time full in the stranger’s face. It was not a pleasant one, but as I ‘looked at it I felt somehow that he had no intention of showing fight. He did not answer at once, but stood looking anxiously about the room, anywhere but at me. At last he spoke, with an uncomfortable attempt at a laugh, t “Do as you please. They say every one has his own rules for 100, and if these are yours here, why, I suppose I must agree to them. ” “Precisely so,” was my reply. “Every one has his own rules; we have ours, as you see; and you, as I think I have seen, have yours. To-morrow, if you like, we’ll discuss the difference (how fervently I hoped we should do nothing of the sort); but now, I think, bed will be the best place for us all. Russell will see you to the gates, I am sure; and I’ll look after this young gentleman, who doesn’t seem very capable of performing that operation for himself. ” For the freshman, after one final and ferocious draught from a tumbler that had happily been empty for the last ten minutes, had fallen asleep in his chair, with an expression of more hopeless idiocy than I should have supposed the human countenance capable of assuming. Still the man stood there, stealing a glance now and again at the others, but never at me, and drumming on thetable with his cursed fingers. At last I had rent the last evidence of our folly into fragments. “Come,” said I, turning to Russell, on whose flushed face was slowly dawning the idea of an unpleasantness somewhere, “it is on the stroke of 12—had we not better be moving?” At length he rose. “Take that drunken fool off to bed,” said he, nodding savagely at the slumbering idiot in the chair. “And you,” to the stranger, “come along; we must be quick, if we are to clear the gate. You will find us here to-morrow, if you want us.” The stranger took his hat and stick and followed Russell to the door. As he reached it turned and said to me, still without looking at me, “We’ll have a little settlement of this to-morrow.” “Certainly,” I answered, “if you wish it. It won’t be a very big one, I dare say.” “Then he went out and I never felt more relieved in all my life than when I heard their footsteps in the quadrangle, and turned to wake the booby in the chair. And there’s my story for you, and I’ll thank some of you for something to drink. ” “And what became of your threefingered friend?” asked one of the company. “Heaven knows,” said Tommy. “All I know is that he left his inn, and a pretty long bill into the bargain, by the first train next morning, and never showed his ugly face in Oxford again as long as I was there.” “Which wasn’t very long, I fancy, was it ?” “No, it wasn’t,” was the short reply, “if you wan’t to know, though I don’t see what that has to do with it. ” “Andßussell—what became of him?” “Well, he disappeared, too, before long; up like a rocket, down like a stick. He is writing for a newspaper somewhere, I think, poor devil.” “And the freshmah ?” “Oh, took him off to bed, and there we may leave him. What beggars yo>u aro to ask questions.” “You must have been a nice young lot at St. Dunstan’s,” said one of the party, who had sat silent through these interrogations. “I should like tohave been there with you; it would have been more remunerative, I fancy, than Newmarket.” —London World.