Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 June 1883 — A LIFE SAVING PRESENT. [ARTICLE]

A LIFE SAVING PRESENT.

Mr. M. E. Allison, Hutchinson, Kan.Saved 4iis life by a simple Trial Bottle of Dr. King’s New Discovery, for Consumption. which c.iUse 1 him to procure a taigi bottle, that completely cured him, When Doctor’s, change of cl'mate. and everything else had failed. Asthma, Bronchitis, Severe Coughs, and all Throat and Lung diseases it is, guaranteed to cure. Trial Bottles Lee at F. 3. Leaming's Drug Store. Large size $1 00. 1 A San Francisco professor spells potato as follows: ‘Ghcughphthoightteeau,’ and declares it to be correct according to- the following rule: “Gh stands for p, as you will find from the last letters in hiccough. Ough stands for o, as in dough. Phth stands for t, as in phthisic. Eigh stands tor a. as in neighbor. Tte stands for t, as in gazette; and eau stands for o, as in beau.” A man went into a furniture room the other day and sat down on a wooden bottom chair. He immediately arose, and danced and howled like the wildest kind ot dervish. The proprietor anxiously inquired if he had an attack ot any kind, “A tack,” yelled the map; ‘‘l should say so; and the confounded thing stood on its head, tool” _4»» Milk is said to be growing in favor In England as a substitute for beer, and the Northwestern Railway Company has been buying a large herd of cows, Sbi ju one purchase, proposuig henceforth to supply milk to thirsty travelers, who have no recourse except' beer. An Oil City man, who lost a leg in the army, settled the Pension Agent by saying he never intended to apply for a pension, as he had been more than remunerated for his loss by elopiug with another man while he was in the service.

Thr greatest span of masonry in the the world is in the union arch over. Cabin John Creek, on the line of ihe Washington aqueduct, eight miles above that city. The grqnite arch spans 220 feet in the clear. “Arthur,” said a good natnred parent to his sou, “I did not Know till to-day that you had been whipped at school last week.” “Ah! papa, but I knew it at tl c time,” was the naive reply. The commissioners of Gass county have decided to donate the County form, valued at $20,000, to tike state, proved one of the insane asyiums is ordered established there. The Jefferson county commissioners recently passed an orden donating $1‘,00" toward the fnncl for secnr.ng the 1 >. a*,ion <«f one of tbe insane ns at MaUi-tni. - ■ The shoemakers’ lock-out at Oiacinnatj involves a weekly loss in waj.es of $3 ',OOO.