Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1883 — A JOTFUL GREETING. [ARTICLE]

A JOTFUL GREETING.

H«lef How nroyrot I am gtadte late you* eyes hare fallen upon me. New that Ferveyou. Between you and I, though only a newspaper article, Jam ambitious. Hav&Vu»2SS&saSLISIiSSS realized and acted upon, I shall beeonsid-S-ediworld’s benefactor. Could have no higher ambition you wOl admit. aA .*. micm throne tot amnia means determined to end hto life by drowning himself. Going to the banks of the oanid, found the “ time not - favorable fdr the purpose, a number of persons being tn the vicinity and day? detog to he tewd piteous cries issuing from of . to> vel near by, and uncon.sthQudy walked over to the p,ace, and found a'poor family, consisting of a mother surteunded by several children, who told him of their sufferings fOr food. •He took from his pocket his wallet and handed it to the woman, reasoning' with himself that he' mnfr lArriteirwrM* -- - itofto* 4 ** I** 1 ** and praises from the recipients, of his bounty awoke emotion within his breast, of such a dfaßutofe- ohaaaccer. that he changed his ptfu i ctda’, intent, add' decided to live for oth[ers...Hia- futusp life became replete with feyifl a dyj| tome and heart -... Wel ay in -these columns springs simplyfrom a desire on the part of tn'osil fetre<ei*~to benetit your news-de-vouring rice My nrgvipce is to help you and youTfrtends, your relations, aye, even your nudAer-in-Jan, if that interesting lady is not already fhr beyond the pale, of good Siam set among men to bear tidings of a JWks an epoch as important to the health of mankind as Newtons apple anaTYanklin’s kite were to natural science. The tick, the discouraged, the dejected, the broken-down and the despairing may now ■to 4110 case of that sufferer of Old, to foUoit direction*. ■afltatoMMtotitoHhMMtitoiitetoMß up the system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain, and pends pure, invigorating blood dancing ■through, the arteries to the music of happy . lie gloomy, wosn-Out man of business, byproper use of this wonderful medicine, wiu be enabled to meet trouble and reverses Me a man. Then, til perfect health, he win not! have abnormal views of the “Vicistixudes of fortune, which spares neither man, mar the proudest of his works, Which buries - empires and cities in a common grave. ” Tne weak and ‘nervous woman, just able to drag herself, in “moping melancholy,” through duties©! the day, may steal the bloom from otoeh roxps, and have eyes bright and sparkling as the dewdrops nestling in their leaves; and-the poor Uttie baby, now disfiguredwMi pimples hnd scabby sores, may be made sweet? cool and wholesome as—“that Youngster of Mrs. Blank s across the way, whose family is always in a glow of health? Don’t ybu know the reason? “No.” Then I Will toll you. for years your neighbor has never jsUAord Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. a

• This remedyis a fnedicffie, not a beverage, and is to be taken according tofuli and perfectly plain directions accompanying each »boutie.. In is specific, butfeot a patent xnedi- ' cine, and contains no vile narcotics, or viler liquor. It is a prescription, used for years . by the well-known physician, Dr. RV. Pierce, of Buff alp, N. Y., whose name is a household wetd in innumerable homes all.bver our own and foreign The Golden Medical Discovery is preparedand offered to the publia by the "World s Dispensary Medical Association, a body corporate, ixisting by and under the laws of the State of New York; its President is Dr. Pieroe, the great specialist in chrdnic diseases The doctor has devoted the best year# of a very busy an t wonderfully successful life to the relief and cure of his suffering fellow-men—and at a time when hlgn political honors lay broadly open before : him, Dr. Pierce resigned his seat in the Congress of the United States, simply from a sense of duty towards others. His associates in the great sanitarium represented to the dootoh that the immense business of their association tlemanded that his personal attention ShdiUjJ be paid to the great army of patients crowding upon them from ©very clime. Dr. Pierce is also’ the founder of the Invalids' Hotel, ak Buffalo, N. Y. This establishment, possessing all the comforts and luxuries of a first-class American hotel, has in addition the daily-attendance of*a large faculty of eminent specialists, whose practice collectively cover the wh6le field of sur,gei y aiul ohronie diseases. The laboratory in which Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Disco vJ ery m prepared is an object of interest and wonder. It ha# a frontage of IQO feet, a deptX'of"l29 feet, and is six stories high. In this mammoth arid palatial workshop 200 persons are constantly employed in putting up Dr. Pierce’s medicines. While the Golden Medical Discovery’s curative effects are almost immediately felt,it is not merely a temporary stimulant, but is as certainly a safe and complete cure,in all cases for which it is recommended,as it is that certain misery and"death will follow their negleet, . Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will not cure club feet, will not refurnish armless or legless unfortunate with new and perteot limbs, and it is not guaranteed that even a dozen bottles applied to . any stray portion of a second-hand'skeleton will develop such member into an anlB W«.. hwpan.- K fprm divine (?)• In Drier; it is . not asserted that this med cine will or can counteract the decrees oMe ’ where a h 'WW tl^i nri an d cultivation has filESe #nd suffering, Whereby God’efltwufsl’ nian has become a nervous, artiiwfil bfflpgJ tfie Gol Jen Medical DiscovervAw -rdstore <0 him the strong, vigiircMafißTO-dgjsriimf life, from, which; almost unefinscionsly, he hod drifted far, and j awayJ -IbL claimed, and guaranteed, if this medicine be used as proscribed, and faithfully persevered in a Reasonable time, it iciU jiermanently cure liver complaint, uud the various blood disorders consequent upon torpor of the liver, in all their various forms and ramifications, including bronchitis, consumption, which is scrofula of the lungs, dyspepsia, costiveness, sick headache, skin diseases, fever and ague, malaria and other disorders arising from poisoned or deteriorated blood.

This wonderful medicine cures all humors, from&t£g| worst serifula to dM| common bloUKOMiple or erufltion. erywpelaa, saltflfcWff’ 1 %T er - Bor Mk B Wit’ or IOU ?“ skin ’ ln MdM| §4l blood, are ‘dbWfUerod by thifcpQkerfiM, purifying, and •WWMMftg n»edigin« Great eating ulcers and# tt& benign influences. Especially has its potency in curing tetter, bolts, carbuncles, scrofulous sores and swellings, white swellings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged glands Consumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lungs, is promptly and positively arrested and cured by this sovereign and God-given remedy, if taken before the last stages are reached For weak lungs, spitting of blood, consumptive night-sweats, and kindred affections, it is a sovereign remedy. For indigestion, dyspepsia, and torpid liver, pr “bflipusness,” Golden Medical Discovery has no equal, as it effects perfect and radical cures. To fill suffering from lassitude, weariness, despondency, lack of vigor or ambition, be it mKßßtoomaii or child. Dr. Pierce’s Golden ’ Medfd&jw Discovery will especially impart vigor and life to the whole sysaeMSThe haggard face will grow round, M|Lj4n'd beam with, the expression of TWswi confidence. The step will be firm -andclaAic, and the’ relieved sufferer will dneemote enjoy in common with fellow men that'feeling of proprietorship in earth, being, only fully realized by those ■gigect health TM®G6lden Medical Discovery will not malftmrunksirds or opium eaters; on the contrary, any unfortunate, driven by tmuble,-adversity or inherited appetite to of insidious stimulants, will find the ■p»V«*y of great assistance in efforts to jmffsMt the chains binding him to a shameful eiiyTMßm~able existence jggßtjlWi feeling only “out of sorts,” with no jprdßomiu int symptoms, and who. if asked, «|Md find it difficult to explain their sensaMs, will find a sovereign remedy in the Milden Medical Discovery. f Those who are irritable, petulant or fretftful, ever seeing the gloomv side of life; who "hnaftasythe time is out of joint;” to whom life isTa heavy burden, not a blessing; who, think the whole world is «arrayed . them, and anticipate: .calamity at .every turn; to all such let this message be full of encouragement and joy—Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery will radically cure them, when It will be found, to their lasting benefit, that Use ; and the world have not changed, but that disease had-thrown clouds of misery and'woe about them, through which all /were seen, as « through a glass *<it noaufferer be discouraged because he »# r she bas tried other medicines without benefit. In fact, these are the cases the Wo«l<Ts Dispensary Medical Association particularly desire to reach through their Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. When all other medicines fail, let this be tried, and no one will be doomed to further disappointment The Golden Medical Discovery is a prescription of a physician with a wide-awake reputation ana an honorab e position to ma ntaln. It is far beneath the dignity of Dr. Pierce to lend his name to any vile nostrum, or catch-penny preparation, whereby the public may oe deceived. Having utea his Discovery for many years in his unprecedented private practice, be is convinced it ja indeed a specific in diseases mentioned t®iynaryeloW%uie shall benefit, Hk>b Rily tSuffcwyivhom he comes personIBlffAi contaff KAMuglil mankind maybe [Snwiced iiCTisirih'&ian for the amelior|Aio* of hwa WulMnng, the doctor, through tire World s Dispensary Medical Association, earnestly and most confidently recommends his Golden Medical Discovery (9 publfo Ihtpb

skeptical will be thoroughly convinced of ita worth by a trial of a single bottle., In stubborn, or long-seated affections, and where the bowels arc very costive, the gentle though certain action of the Discovery will be more rapid and satisfactory by supplementing Dr. Pieroe’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets in small daily doses of one or two. These pills (the original and only genuine Little Liver Pills) are purely vegstabte, sugarcoated and very small, yet by the peculiar process used in their preparation, they possess the strength and virtue of larger and unpalatable pills Pleasant Purgative Pellets will speeaily remove all 111 and disagreeable effects arising from over-eating or drinking, and are recommended as a cathartic, at all times, being perfectly safe, sure and unattended by the griping pains usually experienced in the use of purgatives less carefully prepared. Promptly resorted to, these little Pellets will radically dure indigestion, biliousness, and slck-headache, thus saving the patient from serious and lingering disorders. Dr. Pierce, the President of file World’s Dispensary, and his faculty of twelve skilled specialists, can be consulted by letter or in person in any case of chronic disease requiring either surgical or medical treatment free of charge. Forthose deairing more exhaustive information than can be imparted through correspondence the doctor has Written a book, called ‘The People’s Common Sense Medical Adviser, in Plain English; or, Medicine Simplified” This work alone is a goodly harvest for an ordinary life, and stamps its author a profound scholar and a very remarkable man The book contains nine hundred and twentytwo pages, illustrated with two hundredand eighty-six wood-cuts and colored plates, and makes plain as a, b, o, anatomy, physiology, materia medica, practice of medicine, hygiene, temperaments, psychology, ete.—and answers in plain easily-to-be-understood terms all questions that may arise within their range, especially those questions uhe would-be inquirer is deterred by fear, or modesty, from asking the family or other physician. That all may be enabled to acquaint themselves with matter so vital to health, happiness and success, the price of this great Work has been fixed at one dollar and fifty cents, post paid by mail to any address, while smaller and far 'inferior books, purporting to cover the sameground, have sold at five dollars a copy. It being the aim of the proprietors of the Common Seme *< » * to ra—tosteWß'y the affluent, but also those in moderate, and even straightened, ciroujnetamw, the price of the work places it within the reach of oil “As we charged,” says a war correspondent, “the bugle blew.” It must have been a trumped-up charge.

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