Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1883 — FUNNY THINGS. [ARTICLE]

FUNNY THINGS.

•Take Notice” lathe name of a new mining! town in Nevada. Baba Bernhardt committed suicide the other day near Dublin, Ga. Mil Drinkwateb happens to be the name of a Massachusetts ale-brewer. Zachabiah Taylor has been sent to jail at Syracuse, N. Y., for theft. Lains Bible and his wife Sarah Testament live in Crittenden county, Ky. An Indiana farmer has christened a calf with two mouths “O'Donovan lljssa.” The village of “Tight Squeeze,” Ga, is to be known hereafter as Nor. h At anta. Boone county, Mo., has a ci lien named Old, whose nearest neighbor is naiqpd Young. At Rockvford Mr. Graves lives a few doors above Mr. Gay. Geobge Washington is lecturing in Somerset county, N. J, David Davis te u les school at Middle Valley, in the same county, and Cornelius Vanderbilt work* in a mine near by. George Washington was a witness" bes re a Baltimore court last week; he was also discharged from ihe Botetourt (Va.) jail oh the 2nd met. after having terv<-d a term of twenty yearn