Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1883 — Aphorisms from the Quarters. [ARTICLE]

Aphorisms from the Quarters.

Borne pooket-knifes mus' ’a’ been mado to len’ out. A man drt kin make a libin' playin’ de fiddle ain’t ap’ to pouter do hoe-han-dle. A long spell o’ roomatia is ap’ to p'int out your bes’ friends. De rainbow might be better lookin’ of ’twa’n’t seoh a cheap show. De bottom o’ do meal box makes mighty pc’ music. Big blaze o’ fire can’t roas’ your 'tutors. De bes seed ain’t bound to make big water-milions. It’s a mighty rotten old hous dat won’t make kindlin’ wood. Brash fire soon gono. Heap o’ wummy soaly-barks come ors de top limbs. De crawfish gits into trouble by buildin’ too fine a ehimley to a little house. You can’t take do twis’ out de gra’ vine by cultervatin’, it. Peacock can’t bide his foots by spreadin’ his tail. Green ’simmons ain’t ’fraid o’ nobody. ' Edication don’t come by bumpin’ g’in’ de school-’ouse. When de morkin’ bird try to mork eb’rything he boun’ to let out music dat ain’t wuf much. It’s a mighty lazy nigger dat won’t keep his ax sharp. A hole under de garden palin’s is a hard secret to keep. See whar you gwine to hit ’fo’you lif your hoe. Sas’fus-root tea won’t hu’t your ’specterbility when de crap come out short. Too much trabblin’ on de railroad make some folks lose de right lick for de cotton patch. De young peaches safe when de martin start her nes’. You don’t need much fence roun’ de cowcumber vine.— J. A. Macon , in the Century. It Is Ju»t h Cheap. It is just as cheap and cheaper to keep well than to remain In a state of ill health. You don’t see sensible, intelligent women stand back and hug their prejudices when a remedy for relieving female diseases is brought to their notice. No, sir! They try it first and pass their opinions afterward. Every bottle of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla sold to a woman will prove its mer t as a reliever cf those painful disorders incidental to female life. Try it A«lt your druggist to get it tor you.