Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1883 — WHAT I SEE ABOUT TOWE THAT I LIKE AND DISLIKE. [ARTICLE]

WHAT I SEE ABOUT TOWE THAT I LIKE AND DISLIKE.

I don’t bke to see holes in (be sice walk. What will Hr J. Watson ksute our shins for? I sec the Fresbyterian ehnrch m the brush. I hope Bro. Small w.ll h ive them got out. I see that undei the law if a f l«>w pats h’s Augers In another’s vest pocket and gets nothibg it is an assault witu intent to commie larceny I wonder if it is an attempt at larceny for a fellow to pur his finger ou a a dy’o breast- 4n- Thu question is submitted to Bro Tnjmpson. If you see Dr. Liuk with a long face don’t ask him if he Is sick His wits has gone to Dgkoia to pick strawberries

I don’t like the fiddL in the M E. Sunday School By the way, why can’t we have 8 today School at 9 and 2 o’clock to keep us boys from going a lishiug? Whut has become of the temperance meeiicg? Will Bro. Coen aw ewer? I see T. J. Farden is carefully culjvutiug a delicate moustache- - I see Parson Olay poo drives a spanking team. crave a ride. Invite me, Parson. I see Jim Morgan is losin j his,hair Early piety has struck in. I t>ee a druggist is led home by his dog. Is he a biin<l? The deg thinks so. . He is a happy dog. anu is doing some good. I don’t like to see the buys playing oali on Sunday. and invite til** uitentiua of the she iff to t e fart that they frequently engage iu that sport, on the Lord’s day, In lh« Court House yard. I don’t like that pool room up stairs, it is nearest heaven those who patronize it will ever get unies ? they sincerely repent. The boys missed it when they kt the Misses Cotton go to D ikoia ulout They are gills to make wives ot. you bet.

I hh) glad to see the Makeever House open: Tbelamikud’s name is Blue, but h“ guests do not look bide Th* y say McDade makes ugly fact s when he preaches. Well, be don’t preach ugly a< rmous. Go anti hear him.

Did you hear the devil was dead? If ..e is, there arc a great mafly mourners.

I hear the Muthodi t p. ople argoing to build a new church edifice. Hope they will. Look out for Wiggans’cyclone!— Lyman Zea is a candidate for Mar sual. He will make the b ys get, you bet. U. KNOW.