Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1883 — The Unfortunate Salesman. [ARTICLE]

The Unfortunate Salesman.

„ Customer—“ Have you any first-class musical instruments ?” Shopkeeper—“ Yes, sir; best stock in town, sir; can’t be beat. ’’ Customer (turning to go out) —“Can’t be beat, eh ? Sorry; wanted a drum. ” —Life. From the Danvers, Mass., Mirror: Mr. Geo. H. Day, of this town, was cured of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil.