Democratic Sentinel, Volume 7, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1883 — Men Who Lose Time. [ARTICLE]

Men Who Lose Time.

There are four kinds of men who lose time—the man who is always waiting at street corners trying to persuade his little dog to catch up with him; the man who spends four or five hours a day trying to color a bogus meerschaum pipe; the man who is generally explaining to his friends how and under what circumstances he was presented with his expensive cane, and the man who, having pretty hair, wishes to keep the -part in exact shape and appearance. —Salt Lake Tribune.