Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 January 1883 — Cambridge Joke. [ARTICLE]

Cambridge Joke.

“I don’t know,” said Montmorenci, cuttingly, with a polite smile: “but I know a man who had twins so much alike that the only way to tell them apart was to send one to Harvard and one to Yale v Then one came back a gentleman and one a Connecticut rough. —Harvard Herald. A little girl in a London Sundayschool, being asked why God made the flowers-of the field, replied, “Please, ma’am. I suppose for patterns for artificial flowers. ” *