Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1883 — The New Story. [ARTICLE]

The New Story.

Not a tale of failure or disappointment; not the Did story of the victim or caustic applications and the evils attending their rise; but the new story of success, of freedom from pain and,consequently,absence of spots left in the flesh. Putnam’s Painless Corn Extractor gives inspiratioii for happier ref torts, and sutferers from corns need not hestate to try it. Sold everywhere by druggists and dealers iu medicine. Wholesale, Lord, Stoutenburgh & Co., Chicago. Man proposes God disposes—but it takes a woman with her hair down to be indisposed when anybody calls. Much distress and sickness attributed to dyspepsia and chronic diarrhoea is occasioned by humor in the stomach. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is the remedy. Pat —“An’ is it the nixt train for Boston ye want? Faith, that wint an hour ago, sorr."