Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1883 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Artemus Ward, after delivering a lecture once iD New London, Cone, wns asked By the principal of a young, ladies’ high school in the place to pay a visit to her institution the next day. He went like “an amoosin’ cuss," and made the girls a speech. While walking te the aoadatny a street runaway oceured* A t rrifled horse went tearing over the pavemement with what Artemus called “the fore quarters" of a wagoa clattering at his he**ls. This incident Artemus ingenerously utilized in his address. Ha said; “The fine . vechiculnr elopement which had just taken place, young ladies, has furnished us with a timetopic of disaorse. Young ladies seminarits.are svar exposed to run away*. Once when traveling with my show, I came upon a female institute. There wsre ladd ra and lads too, as to that, at every window. Maoiy psrpsudiculars carry faintinghorizontals to the ground. “Firs! I shouted. “Ncne of tnat, replied a solemn voice from the orobard “There ain’t no firs, these are only

young fellows running off with their gweetheaits.’' There is nseral intertainment for man aad bsast in this runaway. No horse, if attached to a wagoli, t sat is if sincerely attached to it, will runaway with it; but the more a young man is attached to a young woman the more he will runa way with her, leaving no trace,'in fact,.none of the harness behind. Young ladies, since I have stood befoie your beautiful faces I have lost something, and if you or the boy thats sweeps out find a r§d object, • Coking like a corul brsast-pin that has been sttepped on. you may know it is my poor, busted heart.” WOOD! WOOD!! WOOD!!! I have on hand 300 cords of wood Those desiring to bs supplied will de well to cull ou the undersigned. Peter H. Zea. ' Estray Notice;-— Taken up by William and Lewis P. Shirer on ths 13ta day of November 1882, a yearling steir of a red color described as fol lows; a square crop off the right ear, I and and an under bit from the left ear, and a 6umll wire ring in the right ear, white in the face aud white spots o\er the hould rs. Ta.ten from ths Docket of Lorenzo Tiuxham J. P. f Walker Township Jasper county Ind. Charles H . Price, Clerk Jasper Clrcut Court, ___ Kstray Notice;—Taken up by James Wiseman of Union Township Jasper county Indiana, on the 2nd day of December 1882, an estra cow and calf.-Said cow was two years old last spring, and is of a red and white color with under bit in right ear. Said calf is about three mouths old and is of a red and white color; j appraised at twenty dollars by RobI ert Swain and Z -bedee Swain. Ta '' en from the Docket .of Clark McColiy ' P. S. of Unisn township Jasper coun , ty Indiana. Charles H. Price Clerk Jasper Circut Court. I Dec. 28,1882. EstraY-Notice.— Taken up by JobD S. Switzer of Barkley Township Jas per county Indiana' a roan heifer of fuir size, and supposed to be between two andfthree yeais old. No maras or brands perceible, appraised at twenty dollars by Abner F. Friswolu and George Kesst r, fiom the Docket of James W. McCleany J. P. of Bark ley Township Jasper County Indiana. Charles H. Price, Clerk Jasper Circut Court. Dec. 28, 1882.

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