Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1882 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Money Made on Sma’l Investments. We desire to call the attention of our readers to the detailed statement of profits made and paid customers of Fund W every month for the past nineteen months, by the Gommlssion House of Flemming A Merriam. Tlh> statement will be found in our advertising’ columns. This enterprising and well-known house seems to be furnishing a safe and profitable speculative investment, especially for those who desire to invest small or medium amounts. They report continued activity in the general commission business. They say that for past month the markets, esjtecially in the wheuL pit. have been quiet and tame, yet their business shows a continued increase. They offer excellent facilities for any one desiring to operate ,in the speculative’ markets on our board, and for shippers of general produce they offer many advantages. Their large warehouse, located at Nos. 20, 22,24 and 20 Market street, running to the river, is specially adapted to thoir 'business as receivers and snippers. Their offices near the Board of Trade are located at Nos. 141 and 1411 LaSalle street, and any information on the market or relating to their business is cheerfully given. Judge Toubgeb says the Jive men are always to be foun lin front In fun< r d processions, down he e in Texas, w i have notice I that the remains we: e n front, and the live men came struggling along behind.— Texas Siftings. Honor t • Whom Honor Is Due. Honor the name of Dr. Scott Putnam, inventor of Putnam’s Painless Cohn Extbactok. Many less deserving men have their names enrolled among those considered benefactors of their race. Why not his? Ask those who have used Putnam s Painless Corn Extractor what they think of it. Their thankful hearts cannot sound his praise too high. Sate, sure and painless. Beware of cheap substitutes. bold everywhere by druggists, etc. Wholesale, Lord, Btoutenbubgh A Co., Chicago. “Say,” remarked a Charleston, S C., spotter to one of the most innocent, “you fellows carry lo s of cheek, whatever else you may have.” “Pshaw!” replied the pi'gr m, “we only c ny samples; you ought to see our stock. ” — The Drummer.

The Conductor.

Winona, Minn, Nov. 29, 1879. I had been suffering with a severe cold for several davs; was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper. Nov. 16 I met one of Dr. Warner’s agents on my train; he handed me a bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup; one hour after taking the first dose my hoarseness commenced to leave me. In ’ twentyfour hours mv voice was quite clear and natural, and the cold nearly cured. It is the best remedy’ I ever saw. Respectfully, C. W. Warren, Conductor, Chicago and Northwestern R. R. The Boston Post wants to know "Why shouldn’t a g’rl have her shoes blacked*?” Don’t know anything about Boston g ris, bpt the reason why they cannot in St. Louis is because the bootblacks haven’t time. New Haven Register.

Personal I—To Men Only !

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.—No risk Is incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. A gentleman who took to medicine late in life said to a friend: "You know the old proverb, 'At 40 a man must be a fool or a physician?’” “Yes,” was the reply, “I lit, doctor, don’t you think he can be coth?”

Grandmother

Used to say: “Boys, if your blood is out of order, try Burdock tea; ” and then they had to dig the Burdock and boil it down in kettles, making a nasty, smelling decoction. Now you gat all the curative properties put up iu a palatable form in Burdock Blood Bittebb. Price sl.

A Missouri man got caught in a small whirlwind which raised h ! m just a little way from the ground and shook him until all h s buttons fell off When the thing stopped he muttered: “Reckon I’ll have to send tor another pound of quinue. ” For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York, and sola by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal A book-agent had break his leg at a camp-meeting in Butler, Ga., and, while the sympathizers were gathered around, as two surgeons ret the limb, he sold three copies of his book.

Arr. ac< ot Fay and Bounty.

To Union soldiers reported on rolls as deserters. Act of Aug. 7, 1882. Bend stamps for blanks to Stoddart & Co., 413 G street, N. W., Washington, D. C. Pension and Bounty claims a specialty. Meat has become so dear in Austin that a hotel keeper i ses a market basket to car y the money to market, aud h i • linusba ikthe meat in his pocket-book.— Texas Sijtixf/s. The successful man has many imitators in his peculiar line of business, but still there is only one originator. So, also, the great petroleum hair reuewer, Carboline, as now improved and perfected, holds the palm against all imitators as a genuine article of merit. Try it.

The fashion of short sleeves never made pretty arms, but t is morj than probable that pretty arms madj short sleeves fashionable. Mbs. A. N. Frank, 177 West Tupper street, * Buffalo, N. ¥., says she has used Thomas’ Eclectbic Oil for severe toothache and neuralgia, and considers it the best thing she knows of for relieving pain. The Bible says there is a time to laugh. Th time to smile is when the candidate is in a good humor. “Rough on Rats.” Clears out rats, mice, flies, roaches, b< d-bugs, ante, vermin. 15c Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup, lor feverishness, restlessness, wornu. Tasteless. ksc. The only house in which the inmates can put up a stove without indulging in loud profani! y is a deaf and dumb asylum. The Frazer Axle Grease is the StandardAxle Grease of the world. Use it and save your horses and wagons. One greasing will last two weeks. A Texas man recently committed su’eide, nn 1 as he lefc the wh sky bott e in his pocket near y tub he was adjudged insane. Over 2C0,f00 Tlowe Scales Have been Bold, and the demand increasing continually Borden, Selleck & Co , Agents, Chicago. 11l Many a man is like a digit His import mce is'mteased simply because of his association with ciph rs. Lyon’s Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners keep new boots and shoes from running over. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers. Leandeb opened the “Mar ne Court - ’ when he first swam across the Hel espont to meet his darling. Nothing pays a young man better than improving himself at H. B. Bryant’s Chicago Business College. ' The paper-bane ing business is a bad one, for it always sends a man to the wall. Try the new brand, Spring Tobacco. The waist of time can always be found in the hour-glass.

nVENTY-FOUE HOUHS TO LIVE. From John Kuhn, Lafayette. Ind., who announces that he is now la “perfect health,” we have the following: “One year ago I was, to all appearance, in the last stages of Consumption. Our best physicians gave my case up. I finally got so low that our doctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased a bottle of DR. WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOB THE LUNGS, which considerably benefited me. I continued until I took nine bottles. lam now in perfect health, having used no other mcUcine .* DR. DzWITT C. KELLINGER’S LINIMENT Is an infallible cure for Rheumatism, Sprains, Taimens and of the gcalp, sod for promoting growth