Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 December 1882 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The Phrenological Journal cilia attention to the fact that women have not aecw&X the right to whistle.— It thinks that they ought to have this right on several ground •. The practice of whistling tend' l to promote cheerfulness in the whistler, and also to strengthen* the lungs. Women need cheerfulness and good lungs just as much as men do, and, therefore, the question is, as the Journal says, why should not women whistle “as they rock the cradle or perform their household duties?” J. J. Johmbox, of Richmond, Ind., writes: “If every man knew what a good medioine Dr. Giiysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla is, there would be fewer invalids. It’cured me of dyspepsia. It cured my wife of general ill health. I think it the best medicine I ever used.*'

A Cincinnati society reporter has mysteriously disappeared, and foul play is suspected, although it is possible that he is hiding somewhere in the Bocky Mountains, as he is well supplied with railroad passes. His last article Was an account of the marriage of a pork-packer’s daughter, in which he used the term “swell wedding.” It came out in the papers “swill wedding. "—PhiladelpJt ia News. Man’s superiority over the brute creation is illustrated by t'ie fact that man is a laughng animal; but the wisest men are not the greatest laughers. You remember what G Idsmith said, “the loud lauxh that I espoko the vacant mind.-’ Wherefore, then, this whichness ? —Boston Transcript. The London Truth says: “It is only by corporal punishment, liberally administered, that the horrible brutality of modern roughs, both young and old, can •be checked. The efficacy of the ‘cat’ in repressing a tendency to crime was proved by the remarkable effect it had in garroting.” Happy Consummation. Discovered, the means by which any lady may wear slippers or shoes one or two sizes smaller than usual. Every one who has used Putnam’s Painless Cobn Extractor is pleased with the result. Vary few persons are exempt from suffering great discomfort and pain from corns, but corns are of small importance when they may be removed by a few applications of Putnam’s Painless Corn Extractor. Beware of substitutes and bad counterfeits. Sure, prompt and painless. Sold everywhere by druggists. Wholesale, Lobd, Stoutenbuboh & Co., Chicago.

A reporter interviewed a prize fat woman whose weight is TA) pounds. When a<ked, “Do you still claim to be the largest fat woman in the world?” she frigid y repl'ed, “Excuse me sir, but I do not rec gnize the title. I m said to be the largest laig; lady on exhibition. ” Personal I—To Men Only I The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.—No risk is incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. A man made application for insurance on a building situated in a village where there was no fire-engine. He was asked, “What are the means m your village for extinguishing fires?” “Well, it rains sometimes,” he replied.

Notice. We invite attention to the prospectus published in another column of “Golden Days,” a bright juvenile weekly. It is also issued in monthly parts, and the yearly volume, beautifully bound, sold at four dollars, postage free. Tho second volume and the weekly for 1-83, together, for only five dollars; and any boy or girl sending three subscribers and nine dollars willreceive the second volume, bound, as a premium. The third volume is just ready—makes an exquisite Holiday Gift. This and the Weekly one year will be sent for six dollars, postage paid. A man advertised for “a helpmate, who shall be a companion of my heart, my head, my lot.” A candidate for the Situation wrote: “I don’t care to know anything about your header heart; but how big is your lot?” Mensman’s Peptonized Beep Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.

Both eends ob life is shrouded in mystery. A man don’t know when he’s bora or when he dies. Dar’s room enough, howcber, between dese two acks ter get in a mighty heap of debilment.— Arkansaw Traveler. A. i Could I but see Carboline made, And view the process o’er, No bald-head pate would make afraid, Nor gray hairs fright me more. As now improved and perfected, No oil was ere so sure, All skin disease, of limb or head, • It never fails to euro. Playing foot-ball by electric light nas been tried in London without success. The players throw themselves by kicking at the shadows of other players’ heads. Free to AU Ministers of Churches. I will send one bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup, gratis, to any minister thaMriU recommend it to his friends after givirig>lt a fair test, and it proves satisfactory for coughs, colds, throat or lung diseases. Dr. C. D. Warner, Reading, Mich A miner fell in love with a girl at first sight, she was easily smitten with him, and the entire courtship was, “My pet?” “You bet!” That Husband of Mine Is three times the man he was before he began using Wells’ Health Renewer. fl. Don’t Die in the House. “Rough on Rats. ” Clears out rats, mice, roaches, bed-bugs, 15c. A was she would . remain silent Tot two riourk ArThe end of fifteen minutes she asked, “Isn’t the time nearly up?” and thus lost.

Five Thousand Letters Haye been received by proprietor of the White Wine of Tar Syrup, from parlies claiming to be cured of consumption by its use, z ”-*• - -fr “Tins is a base insinuation,” said the tramp, as he sailed out of a front gate on the bow a No. 12 double-soled boot.— Boston Bulletin. ''' . Common colds neglected cquse onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough, often using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye SIL its .deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eileet’s Extract of Tab and Wild Cherby will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial oomplaints, and ward off consumption. ■ The Popular Science Monthly jaaks: “What are crowds?” 'The science of love says t‘ie third party is a large crowd.— New ‘Haven liefl inter. , __ DB. WpWHKLL'S TEETHING HVRUP 18 ]UBt the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect. Sold by all druggists. We sneer at the Siamese for worshiping the elephant; but think of the money that is f-penl here annually just to see it!—Cincinnati Saturday Night.

Uncle Sam’B Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Bold by all druggists. : A Cleveland man "has invented a “vacuum gun.” This is bad. It is always the empty gun that kills the small boy.’ The Howe Scales have all the latest improvements. It is true economy to buy the best Borden, Selleok <fc CJp., Agents, Chicago, ■ ——— . A Chicago policemap shot eleven times at a burg ar ana each time missed He made the serious mistake of aiming at the fellow. Young men from the best families in the eity 4 are attending H. B; Bryant’s Chicago Business College. Set men and set hens are sometimes alika They are on nest One pair of boots or shoes saved every year by using Lyon> Patent Heel Stiffeners. In spite of protests the waltz still holds its own. Love rules the whirled. Tby the new brand. Spring Tobacco. Mabbiagb makes meh thoughtful. half their time is spent in forming exousea