Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1882 — Personal!—To Men Only ! [ARTICLE]

Personal !— To Men Only !

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with dervous debility, lost vitality andklndred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health ana manly vigor. Addrees as abote. N. B.—No risk is incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. Young lady writing a love letter for the kitchen maid—“ That’s about enough now, isn’t it?” Kitchen maid—“ One thing more, mis*; just say please excuse bad spellin’ and writin’.” Free to All Ministers of Churches. I will send qne.bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup, gratis, to any minister that will recommend it to his friends after giving it a fair test, and it proves satisfactory for coughs, colds, throat or lung diseases. Db. C. D. Wabnsb, Reading, Mich. A rood panel publishes a. poem entitled, “W y the Cows Came Late. ” The cows probably came late because they had an engagement in somebody’s front yard. Five Thousand Letters Have been received by proprietor of the White Wine of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to be cured of consumption by its use. The following sign is on a photograph gallery at Santa Cruz, Cal.: “And God. sai l let there be light and there was Lght. Wo will use that light to your advantage.” Pun? Cod-Liver Oil, made from select livers on the/ sea-slioi-e, by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market Mistress—“Whata time vou’ve lieen about that egg. Mary. ” ma’am; but the new kitchen clock has such large minutes!” . Que-bious that the Chinese men should have such long hair. Ladies, if you would have your hair as long as the Chinese and as beautiful as a houri’s, use Carboline, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and dresser. Foresight: A—“ Why have yon marked the birthdays of all your friends in your almanac?” B—“So as to know when not to call on them.” Common cows neglected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough, offen usii g as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted ’in the system. Eilebt’s Extract of Tar and Wild Chebrt will surely cure colds coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consumption. , An exchange has an article on “how to treat wives.” This seems to remind us of the old i ule about cooking a rabbit—“first catch Dr. Winchell’s Teething Syrup Is just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure <x>lds, boughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect Sold by all druggists. As Darwin died worth £150,000, it’s evident lie devoted attention to the origin of the Specie. Uncle S.m's Condition Powders should be used .by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It Improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggista An exchange wants to know: “What are our young men coining to?” Coming to see our girls, of course. _ Chapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough Skin, cured by using Juniper Tar Boat, made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. The most pronounced Me on record is that of a young man who asserts that he likes his girl’s small brother. One greasing with Frazer Axle Grease will ; last two, weeks, all others two or three days. Try it, it’received first premium at the Centennial and Paris Exposition. Somebody says that “women would never do to run. railroads, as the trains would always be behind. ” . Skinny Men. “Wells’Health Renewer” restores health, cures dyspepsia, impotence. sl. “Rough on Corns. ” 15c. Ask for it Quick, complete cure. Corns, warts, bunions. IT is a good thing .to lautrh; beasts can weep when they suffer, but they cannot laugh.— Dryden. * Where machinery is used the Drew Oil Cup will saVe 50 pet cent df oil. Write for circular. "4 Borden, Selleck & Co., Chicago. Very few, iptlk-dealers will acknowledge that they know how to Swim. There are better times ahead. Improve the,. present’by going to H. B. Bryant’s Chicago Business College. A new roTfltng: Tiuth is stranger than fish stories.— Puck. 25c buys a pairof Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners and make a boot last twice as long. 1T was the contractor who ! st money"on the job who bu Ided bee er than he know. Try the new brand, Spring Tobacco. To get up a d nner of great variety, cooks should be allowed a wide range.