Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1882 — Charlatans and Quacks [ARTICLE]

Charlatans and Quacks

Have long plied their vocation on the suffering pedals of the people. The knife has pared to the quick; caustic applications have tormented the victim of corns until the conviction shaped itself—there’s no cure. Putnam’s Painless Cohn Extbactob proves on what a slender basis public opinion often rests. If you suffer from corns get the Extractor and you will be satisfied Sold everywhere. Wholesale, Lord, Stoutenburgh A Co., Chicago. A lady who had invited a small company to a parsimonious dinner was apologizing i or the chicken, and said she regretted having no time to stuff it “It’s tough enough as it is, I assure you, responded a guest, unexpectedly. ■ Fob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya,” made by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal No mattes how loose an engagementring may be, the diamond never si pa around on the inside of a lady’s finger.— Puck. Uncle Bam’s Condition Powdebs should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists Said an old gentleman, patronizingly, to a bright littld fellow: “Be a good boy, my little man, and you may be President." Yes, I may be," the wide-awake youth replied, “but you don’t want to gamble on it!”—Cincinnati Saturday Night. H. B. Bbyant’s Chicago Business College is the young man’s best stepping-stone to immediate usefulness. As a rule, the men who have been driven c.uzy by misfortune did not have to go far. The U. S. Government are using large numbers of The Improved Howe Scales. Borden, Selleck ACo., Agents, Chicago. To get up a dinner of great variety, cooks should be allowed a wide range. Stbaighten your old boots and shoes with Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again. A school-teacheb is a person employed to give parents five hours of peace and quiet per day. Tby the new brand, Spring Tobacco. A statistician has estimated that courtshq>s average three tons of coal each.