Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1882 — No Matter What Happens, [ARTICLE]

No Matter What Happens,

You may rest assured that you are safe in being speedily cured by Thomas’ Eclectkic On, in all cases of rheumatism, neuralgia, toothache, etc. One trial only is necessary to prove its efficacy. An eminent lawyer having recovered from a very dangerous illness at the age of 9 >, his friends congratulated him and encouraged him to get up. “Alas!” said he to them, “it is hardly worth while to dress myself again.” Deacon Smith buys Oarboline, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and restorer, and, since its improvement, recommends it to all his friends as the perfection of all hair preparations. This shows that the Deacon is a wise man and knows what is what An old lady from one of the rural districts astonished a' clerk in one of the stores by inquiring if he had any “yaller developments sich as they did up letters in. ” The Frazar Axle Grease is the best and, intrinsically-, the cheapest. Don’t work your horses to death by using poor axle Grease. Try it “Landlady,” said he, “this coffee isn’t settled.” “No,” she replied, “but it comes as near it as your last month’s board bill docs. ” Common coeds neglected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough, often using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eilert’s Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consumption. An enterprising foundry-man has named an economical stove he has invented, the “iSeini-coal-'un. ” — Lowell Courier. Dr. Winchell’s Teething Syrup is just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a urial, you will be pleased with its charming effect Sold by all druggists. “Will the coming man use both arms?” is asked. He doubtless will, if the coming woman is able to drive the horse. Uncle Sam’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sic®, gold by all druggists.