Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 October 1882 — Five Thousand Fetters [ARTICLE]

Five Thousand Fetters

Have been received by proprietor of the White Wine of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to be cured of consumption by its use. A curate on.e asked a little girl in the Sunday-school: “Who made your vile body?* “Mother made the body,” quickly retorted the child; “I only made the skirt.” Common colds neglected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in everv cough, offen using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eilert’s Extract of Tar and Wild Cherry will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consumption. The wife of a Harlem man who is very fond of singing Sankey’s revival hymns has named their baby “Fort,” so that he would want to hold it. For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya,” made by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal Ingersoll savs that no such man as Noah ever existed. The mischief he didn’t After whom, then, was Noah Webster, the dictionary man, named?— Si ft us Toxins. Dr. Winchell’s Teething Syrup is just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect Sold by all druggists. It is said that if a bear is undisturbed he is as harmless as a woodchuck. The statement is easy to prove, in fact every one knows a bear is all right if you don’t go too near him. — Picayune. Natural petroleum, deprived of its color and disagreeable odor without distillation and the aid of acids or alkalies, is wrhat the Carboline is made from. As now improved and perfected it is a beautiful preparation, and performs all that is claimed for it as a hair restorer. Hanlan is not interested in mining operations, notwithstanding he has made so much money out of his oar. Uncle 8 im’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. When a man’s feelings are so great that he cannot express them, ha-1 he better send them by freight? The Frazer Axle Grease received medals at he Centennial, North Carolina State Fair, Paris Exposition, American Institute, New fork, and others. Beauty and bashfulness are often united, Yet the prettiest maiden is admired for -her cheek. Over 2C0,C00 Howe Scales have been sold, ind the demand increasing continually. Borlen, Selleck & Co., Agents, Chicago, ILL Science teaches us that the whale is really not a fish. Yet some of the most frightful lies on record have been told about whales. Better go at once, young man, while you have the time, to H. B. Bryan .’s Chiccgo Business College.