Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1882 — Kidney Disease. [ARTICLE]

Kidney Disease.

Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incontinence, Deposits, Gravel, etc., cured by “Buchupaiba. ” sl. Send for pamphlet to E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. J. A New Yoke man, desiring to commit suicide, shot at himself four times without hitting. He will probably be given a position on the American team in the next international shooting match.— Norristown Herald. Common colds neolected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough,- often using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eilebt’s Extract of Tab and Wild Chebby will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward oh consumption. Says an exchange: “The foolish Turk loves precious stones.” Why shouldn't a Turk foolish love a turquois?— The Judge. Pube Cod-Liver Oil, made from select livers on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market An inveterate dice-thrower in this city has had an attack of malaria This is the first t : me he has had to shake for something he didn’t want.— Baltimore Every /Saturday. Uncle Sam's Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. The sting of a bee is only one-thirty-sec-ond of an inch long. It is only your imagination that makes it seem as long as a hoehandle. Chapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough Skin, cured by using Juniper Tab Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard <fc Co., New York. A Sunday-school paper asks what animal Adam first named. The spring chicken, of course. Young men from the best families in Chicago are attending H. B. Bryant’s Chicago Business College. Volatile friend—“ Hullo, what’s the matter, old man? Toothache? Tut-t-t-t! Have it out. If it was mine, I’d have—” Sufferei —“lf it was yours! Yes, so would I!” Exit, groaning. Hops and Malt Bitters is the best tonic for the restoration to health and strength of those weakened and enervated by overwork, sickness, general debility or othei cause. It contains no mineral substance to remain in the system and do permanent harm. “Do you own this fence?” savagely inquired a farmer of a tramp who was hanging over the structure. “No, I don’t own it,” grinned the nomad, “but I’ve got a lean on it ” 25c buys a pair of Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners and make a boot last twice as long. A physician says whistling a good exergicise for the lungs. But what does it benefit a youth to have a sound pair of lungs if he is destined to have his head caved in by a brick before he reaches the voting age?— Norristown Herald. Tby the new brand, Spring Tobacco. Outside of the army and navy and the bench, the law confers no titles in this country. But custom confers very many. “Your Excellency,” “Your Honor,” “Honorable,” etc., have no legal right of being. Ladies, send 25c. to Strawbridge <fc Clothier, Eighth and Market streets, Philadelphia, and receive their Fashion Quarterly for six months. New music and 1,000 engravings in each number.