Democratic Sentinel, Volume 6, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1882 — “The Highest Anticipations.” [ARTICLE]

“The Highest Anticipations.”

Madison, Ind., June 15, 1881. H. 11. Warner & Co.: Sirs — Your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure realized my highest anticipations, and I cordially recommend it to all who suffer with kidney or liver diseases. J. W. Littlejohn. “This is a stub-pen-duous joke on the penmakers, ” remarked one merchant to another, as he clipped the points of his wom-outpen; “saves me considerable in my pen bill at the end of the year.” “Yes,” returned the other, “but the amount of extra fluid you use with it is ink-calculable.” —The Judge. What is beautiful? Why, Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, as now improved and perfected. Clear as spring water, delightfully perfumed and will net soil the finest linen fabric—a perfect toilet preparation and absolutely makes the hair grow on bald heads. “Whar’s the man that’s going up in that balloon?” inquired a countryman. “That’s the fellow standing on the left of it.” "Rather thin, isn’t he, though?” returned country. “Yes,” answered the other; “he’s thin in purse as well as in person. He’s the heir o’naught. ” —The Judge.